A poll: Is santa claus real?

Lmao!!!!!!!

Santa Dammit!

he comes to my house every year drinks all my milk, eats all my cookies, smokes a cigar and I leave his reindeers carrots,
but my presents are always from my friends and family on the tags!
what is he, a hungry delivery boy?
(sorry father crimbo I have been a good boy this year)

With all the Christmas threads, time for a bump.

'Tis the season... Santa is packing his big red bag for tomorrow night right now.

I never had a chimney, so my parents used to tell me he just came through the front door.

Highly uncreative..

hempcurescancer said:

I never had a chimney, so my parents used to tell me he just came through the front door.

Highly uncreative..

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Chimneys are not as prevalent on modern homes... in fact I wouldn't guess that even 25% of kids these days live in homes with chimneys...

Besides, an average sized man would have a hell of a time going down a chimney, how the fuck would a fat-ass Santa motherfucker do it?

The Real Peter Parker said:

Chimneys are not as prevalent on modern homes... in fact I wouldn't guess that even 25% of kids these days live in homes with chimneys...

Besides, an average sized man would have a hell of a time going down a chimney, how the fuck would a fat-ass Santa motherfucker do it?

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I imagine the chimney all fucked up, or even destroyed, and santa leavin some money to repair it haha.

Shit, fat fucker prolly couldn't fit through my old front door either.

whats Weism?

kronic1989 said:

whats Weism?

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What? (ten)

I know why Santa's jolly...


he knows where all the naughty girls live...

ya know, i was afraid that i'd b the only one who still believed.. come to find out, that the majority still believe..

seriously tho, if u crush any child's dreams, even one.. u will regret this poll..

but then again.. any kid on this website is probably naughty enough to be punished by the wrath of truth.

hehe.. if any 8 year old kid found this site, and stuck to it.. hes done for.. but then again, wut the fuck about google? i mean shit it wasnt around when i believed... but now, i mean goddamn kids google everything.. if i were the age i would totally google "is santa real".... i mean that IS a top google search during the season... i wonder how many kids lost their innocence to the powers of the google machine..

thewinghunter said:

I know why Santa's jolly...


he knows where all the naughty girls live...

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haha lmfao i steal that one for my quote

thewinghunter said:

I know why Santa's jolly...


he knows where all the naughty girls live...

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And he knows if they're sleeping....too far?

hempcurescancer said:

And he knows if they're sleeping....too far?

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He gives them the option to make up for their badness right then and there and get some gifts...

I voted 100%yes just for the fuck of it but I really cant remember anytime in my life when I actually believed in santa clause my mom just never said he's bringing the presents it was always come to the store and pick out what you want.I remember one kid though in like 8th grade that seriously believed in him he was kinda sad we would always make fun of him I feel bad for him now.

yes! i saw him stole the cookies and milk i left for the grinch.