A cunning plan for mite removal

Ok so I may just be stoned as fuck but I read somewhere you can vacuum spider mites away.
My plan is to use my 6inch extraction system and put entire branches inside . I may even throw on a 4ich reducer if it's not enough but I have 2x inside fans working together on Variacs so i van tune from 0-100%.
Any thoughts on this or am I just mad?

You're stoned as fuck....but that's not necessarily a bad thing. It might get rid of some, but I doubt it would get them all, much less eggs. Hate to burst your bubble. What stage are your plants in?

I thought so , I'm 8days away earliest I can chop to allow for the ripening. 6 monster plants with 5ft canopy.
I also have 3 plants in scrog at 4 weeks away which are under leds at a 2-3ft canopy under the the bug plants.

So far I have bad mites on one plant and starting damage on the plants close by, it seems there spread throughout 50% of a 2.4×1.2m area but at the rate there breeding it won't be long until total infestation.
I sprayed some vedg safe pesticide last week, then gassed them. Was dead but yesterday I spotted a whole new generation. Immediately gassed them again.

I couldn't sleep last night due to mind racing on ideas the kill them started dreaming spider mites