5 mistakes most new growers make.

Bugeye

Bugeye

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Gary Goodson said:
I did too, but some asshole (@Dr.Pecker) crushed all my hopes and dreams when he told me it was fake!

It's still funny though
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Yeah, it's still a thing. Recently saw a bare assed guy run by a CNN reporter in Florida hurricane coverage and yell it. Got me looking into it. So it started as a hoax but gets copied on live tv now. Very funny.
 
greg nr

greg nr

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Bugeye said:
Yeah, it's still a thing. Recently saw a bare assed guy run by a CNN reporter in Florida hurricane coverage and yell it. Got me looking into it. So it started as a hoax but gets copied on live tv now. Very funny.
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It started with trump. No hoax.
 
ISK

ISK

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2 years ago, during a live interview for a sporting event, this dude says to reporter Shauna Hunt "f*ck her right in the pussy"

She confronts these punks and puts them in their place while they try to act tough and cool

Turns out the dude was a manager for Hydro-one power company making a mere $106,000/year.....they fired him the next day

So his 60 seconds of fun cost him dearly....lost his job and his credibility...even his mother was discussed with his remarks

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/12/canadian-reporter-shauna-hunt-men-broadcast-sexist-remarks
 
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LinguaPeel

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Reading is a huge mistake. Just fucking plant some plants. My shit looked better than most before i knew wtf npk even stood for.

It's like riding a bike. Dont fucking read no bike riding books til your ready to pull some sweet wheelies.
 
Fatleg77

Fatleg77

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Gary Goodson said:
Hey there new grower! Are you excited to grow your first plant? Ready to start harvesting pounds? Well, hold up there homie, you have to be able to get through a full grow from seed to harvest and drying before you can start slangin them bows. Lets makes sure you get off to a good start by avoiding some of these common rookie mistakes bruh.

Rookie mistake #1 Read read read!
The best thing you can do before you ever start growing is reading up and learning. A lot of the questions asked in this section are questions that have been discussed time and time again. This is the boring part for some and I get it, reading a book isn't on the top of the list of things do(getting stoned and pimpin hoes ranks pretty high up there though:blsmoke:)

Rookie mistake #2 Planning
Since you skipped over the studying part you're not all that familiar with a proper grow room environment(with your non-reading ass). So you didn't take the time to go over what you needed and how to set it all up correctly. There are a lot of things to consider here. Things like heat and air exchange, plant count, vertical grow space, and lets not forget smell:shock:

Rookie mistake #3 Over-fucking-watering
Now that you got a little corner of your closet all decked out with a 14w cfl that you stole from the kitchen, a cut up milk jug with miracle-grow soil, and tin foil taped to the walls you're going hard! So you have to make sure this little bitch goes hard too. Time to pour a gallon of water on half a gallon of soil at least 3-4 times a week, that'll do it! NO NO and NO! The soil does NOT need to be fully saturated 24/7! Go back to mistake #1 and read up on watering you asshole:finger:

Rookie mistake #4 Over-fucking-loving
The plant is wilting and the leaves aren't as green as they were yesterday so you flip teh fuck out! You start seeing all these deficiencies. Is it P? No, maybe it Ca? Maybe I burnt it? Must be time for a flush! Yea, lets dump MORE water on it to clean out all that nasty shit in the soil:roll:. You go through all this stuff in your head when its probably just over watered. If you stopped trying to figure out what's wrong with it and backed off the watering, everything would've been fine. Which leads to the next mistake.

Rookie mistake #5 Lack of patience
Because you over loved the plant, you never gave it time to fully recover before you created another problem. Most of the time you have to just let the poor plant grow. We get in our own way sometimes by being impatient. Lack of patience can fuck you in more ways then one when it comes to growing. There is not one single stage of growing weed that can be rushed from seedling to vegging to flowering to harvest to drying and finally curing. You should not skimp out on any of those 6 stages of growing.

Reading this will NOT make you a master grower, but I do hope it helps a new grower avoid a few headaches on their journey to slangin bows and pimpin hoes:hump:. Growing Cannabis can be a very rewarding experience, but there are some that have gave it up because they made it more difficult than it needed to be.


Good luck and happy growing
:peace:
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I love the description of the grow room...:dunce:
 
Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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LinguaPeel said:
Reading is a huge mistake. Just fucking plant some plants. My shit looked better than most before i knew wtf npk even stood for.

It's like riding a bike. Dont fucking read no bike riding books til your ready to pull some sweet wheelies.
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You're in the minority on this one. And by the minority I mean the only person on this site that would say that.
 
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