2013 New Years Resolutions?

rainman36

rainman36

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What better time than to just start this thread now.

My new years resolutions is to find me a chick that I can settle down with,I know it sounds crazy coming from me but yes you heard right.Continue to be myself,think and analyze more of who and what kind of things that I bring into my life,I got too much negativity going on around me,and it's not healthy,I also need to trust more of myself than others,bcuz I've been let down by so many people,so called friends who I thought was gonna be their for me through thick and thin,but just ended up folding,and being weak,.I know that I only got one life to live,and I wanna live it how I want to,never settling for less than I deserve.

I have so many places that I wanna go,and really start living my life to the fullest,not new years day but now,start living my life like a person with a illness who only has so much time to live,spending my nights like it's the last one left,that's how I think we all need to live.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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rainman36 said:
Yeah you do that,nice to know.
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my first step will be to step up my masturbation regimen. exercise is good, cardio is great.

next, i will refrain from jamming six happy meals down my gullet every time i lay the pipe on someone's wife or stab a foo.

if that doesn't work, i will stop guzzling 40s of mickey's every night.

wish me luck.
 
hzbodin

hzbodin

Active Member
Get a decent paying job(atleast $400 a week) so my mom can move to her bfs and leave me the apt. Save up some money, buy equip, start my enterprise. Then later I'd focus on a chick if I have time. I've been in relationships since 8th grade, consecutively, no lag between the vag. Gotta start focusing on myself.
 
rainman36

rainman36

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UncleBuck said:
my first step will be to step up my masturbation regimen. exercise is good, cardio is great.

next, i will refrain from jamming six happy meals down my gullet every time i lay the pipe on someone's wife or stab a foo.

if that doesn't work, i will stop guzzling 40s of mickey's every night.

wish me luck.
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Here ya go,I see that you keep reaching for it,so here I'll just give it to you.

 
Trolling

Trolling

New Member
UncleBuck said:
my first step will be to step up my masturbation regimen. exercise is good, cardio is great.

next, i will refrain from jamming six happy meals down my gullet every time i lay the pipe on someone's wife or stab a foo.

if that doesn't work, i will stop guzzling 40s of mickey's every night.

wish me luck.
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Why are you eating happy meals? Fucking freak...
 
sgt john

sgt john

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UncleBuck said:
my first step will be to step up my masturbation regimen. exercise is good, cardio is great.

next, i will refrain from jamming six happy meals down my gullet every time i lay the pipe on someone's wife or stab a foo.

if that doesn't work, i will stop guzzling 40s of mickey's every night.

wish me luck.
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Good luck...
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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'new and improved' is an oxymoron.

if it was improved, it's not new.

if it's new, there was nothing previous to improve on.

it makes me so mad. i will use the rage to fuel a three hour masturbation session later tonight.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
UncleBuck said:
'new and improved' is an oxymoron.

if it was improved, it's not new.

if it's new, there was nothing previous to improve on.

it makes me so mad. i will use the rage to fuel a three hour masturbation session later tonight.
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Technically a redundancy. It does remind me of a friend who would see those three words and say "well they can't exactly be honest and say New and Ruined, can they now?" cn
 
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