2012

What do you believe?

It will come between 2011 and 2013.

WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE LOL hahahahahaha naw idk wut ever happends fuck it i aint trippin ill die high ass hell that day

i suppose it will be similar to the Y 2k thing?

Not even...
Y2K was a potentially crippling bug that was pretty much fixed after being blown out of all proportion.

2012 is just a calendar year. Whether our calendar or the Mayans. It's as much about the end of the world as the 2009 Snap-On Tools Bikini Calender.

Sea monsters will eat you if you sail too far out to sea you know, and if those don't get you The great sea monster Jörmungandr will get you. However, if ALL else fails, why you even still would fall off the face of the earth. a void of eternity they say. of turtles no less. Turtles? yes turtles. The earth, as a board is on the back of a turtle, which in right rest on the backs of an infinite cascade of turtles. The universe, she is quite beautiful.

Superstitions are always over exaggerated but when they're proven as being nothing but what they are, they have a tendency of having the previous believers kicking themselves in the ass inside. For that hilarious outcome, I guess I'm thankful. Without superstition I couldn't make game of guessing what Hollywood is going to theme there movies as this or any other time of the year.

It's turtles all the way down.

Not all believers kick themselves in the ass when proven wrong. They just ignore the error and make some new ones.
http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm <- A perfect example.

According to this fellow that Rapture was supposed to happen last month. When the date passed he tacked on another month. He's overdue by a week, but October isn't over yet, so I suppose there's still a change he could be right. Or he's already edited the site to reflect the next date. (And apparently we're already 1 year into the tribulation. That explains Michael Jackson and Ed McMahon!)

As an evil atheist maybe it's my destiny to develop weaponized ebola.
Would anyone like to start an ebola plague deadpool?

Come on, all of them, even the most hard core believers must have internal moments of ' wtf..? ' or ' aw fuck '

For that, whether I directly experience it or not, simply knowing it's there, fills me with warmth. mmm warmth.

DJBoxhouse said:

Come on, all of them, even the most hard core believers must have internal moments of ' wtf..? ' or ' aw fuck '

For that, whether I directly experience it or not, simply knowing it's there, fills me with warmth. mmm warmth.

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2012.....

.....Cubs win the world series....

......world ends in december

work.

Had it not been for the unknown army of geeks that saved the world, lots more stuff would have broke and remained that way until painfully and seemingly way too slowly someone found the time to fix it .

Lots of stuff broke.
Nobody likes looking in that dirty old closet.

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I believe the galactic alignment is imminent.
I believe we know virtually nothing about Other Alignments

2012 simply to me is fear mongering.

Woodstock.Hippie said:

work.

Had it not been for the unknown army of geeks that saved the world, lots more stuff would have broke and remained that way until painfully and seemingly way too slowly someone found the time to fix it .

Lots of stuff broke.
Nobody likes looking in that dirty old closet.

edit:

I believe the galactic alignment is imminent.
I believe we know virtually nothing about Other Alignments

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i got the alignment done on my truck the other day, drives straight as an arrow now!

i think the best 2012 theory is this;

in 2012 jesus will rise from the grave again(vampire jesus) and do battle with the antichrist(Obama) and whichever wins all the humans on earth will follow them into heaven or hell

2012 cant wait, Olympics come to London, at least if the world does end I wont be paying extra taxes till the day I die.

Seeing as dozens of leaders in history have been tagged with the title anti-Christ in hopes Jesus would slide down the holy fireman's pole in the sky, don't get your hopes up that it's going to happen any time soon.

I'm more anti-Christ than Obama. Bet your lunch money on that.

How big of an asteroid would need to hit the Earth antipodally from it's overdue super volcano to fuck up shit pretty bad?

Would a rock similar to that just hit Jupiter big enough?

Would anyone board a government boat?

i would steal/commandeer my own boat with my own ak47 and grow my own food fuck the fucking goverment

Is it possible for an unknown alignment to affect an unknown cycle and attract an un steroid out of an unknown orbit?

Does anyone know why no one knows where all the asteroids are?

Does anyone understand the best explanation as to why Mayans disappeared?

government boat? nah get myself a yellow submarine