15 years daily smoking drug test

So, my wife needs to pass a drug test coming up in the next two weeks or so. She's been smoking pretty much daily for the past fifteen years. She's not smoked for about 4 weeks now and today we bought a test from the pharmacy and she tested positive! We've been reading mad nonsense all over the internet, wanted to get some direct feedback, please from those with experience passing or failing tests. She's not about sneaking someone elses pee into the interview, or taking chances with those expensive detox programs. She's made a good effort thus far, but is beginning to get discouraged. She is 32 5'2 and 125 lbs. basically looking for suggestions from folks with experience either passing or failing after abstaining for an extended period of time.


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zig

hey, i like those numbers! if she dumps you, give her my name, lol! ya, she's fugged. it depends a lot on the test, but if she's that big of a smoker, she's pretty much toast. have her smuggle in some clean piss. other than that, money is your answer. have her take in some clean urine. if they have to see her piss, i mean see. hand the girl watching a few hundred bucks. and i mean like at least, 500! if that doesn't do it, hand her 5 more. if she can't be bought for 1000, just kick her ass after work!!!

totally the opposite of what i wanted to hear... thanks for the quick response though. she's obviously stressing about this test. and after reading your post is seriously considering smuggling some foreign pee into the interview...

I have gone to most of my tests over the years high with clean urine in my pants.....

My last one I actually did test for. I had been clean for about 3 weeks and unexpectedly got an interview the day I applied. I had bought a detox drink just by chance a few weeks earlier because I new I was applying places. Well after I gave them my application, and interviewed me they asked if I could go take the test that day so I could get started ASAP. I said sure, but that I had to go pick up my wife from work real fast and then I'd go over and take it. They said thats great. I ran home, drank the drink, and then started slamming water. The bottle said to wait an hour after drinking it, and to try to pee first, and keep drinking water. SOOO anyway I took the test, and pissed clean and got the job. Worked for that company for 5 years, high as hell every day as a manager .

Edit: I know I didn't offer any direct advice persay, but much can be gleaned from a fine example......

To what degree can I expect the pharmacy bought tests to resemble an avg employers test to be like, as far as sensitivity is concerned is it too broad a gap to be certain?

Tell her to start drinking water , about as much as she can everyday , and exercise preferrably cardo so she sweats like hell as much as she can stand untill about 3 days before the test . Then the day of the test take a dose of creatine and a multi-vitimin a few hours before .
6 weeks without smoking she should be fine as long as she stays hydrated , but the more she drinks (water) the faster it will be removed from her system

GOOD LUCK

i've always gone with the "total abstinence for at least 6 weeks (and stay active and hydrated)" rule.

I haven't had to pass a UA very often, but i've never failed one w/ that approach.

Thanks... The big fear, is that its just so built up over time. Id hate to see all her hard work go to waste. Will try to load up on water take another test on Mon and keep everyone apprised as to the situation. I was expecting her urine to be dirty, but after reading pages of material online some of which suggested that habitual users could screen positive results as far as 100 days after stopping we began to sweat it a bit. We aren't in spectacular physical condition... Not fat, but not particularly svelt either! Perfect storm kind of situation.

Thanks riu
Zig

TRy this...get all that morning urine out and drink water till clear urine. Get a package of jello (any flavor) and mix it in a cup with 16oz of water. Drink all of it within an hour before test. The gelatin holds all the chemicals in your urine. Try this before your actual test to see if it works for you.It worked for me and many others. GL

i recall finding this a while ago, took me several minutes to find it again, not sure how valid it is, but check it out: http://www.zamnesia.com/blog-need-to-pass-a-drug-test-sweat-it-out-n108

What liberty posted is pretty spot on I think for a definite effect. The exercise will help the stored up THC in your system to work out of the cells that are holding it. He says to stop exercising 3 days before the test to stop this effect. You want to continue to drink the tons of water to keep flushing out your system as well as possible. The mulitvitamin and creatine are suppose to add back to your urine the things that are supposed to be there when they test so that its not just straight water. Depending on the type of test if your pee is all water it might come up as a "dilute" result. If that happens most companies will just send you for another test. The vitamin is supposed to help prevent that. One test my wife took came back as dilute. She explained that she drinks alot of water and had been trying to loose weight and exercise more. They sent her for another test, which came back exactly the same, and since it wasn't a posative test they hired her.

All that info was very helpful... that Zamnesia site has a decent writeup too... so basically the next two weeks are drinking lots of water low fat diet and crazy cardio, and some multivitamins for good measure. we'll give this a shot.

I'd take clean piss in just as an insurance policy JUST in case they don't have a ermmmm sausage gazer.
Get a small bottle (5 hour energy bottles work well)
Wash it out really well.
Find clean friend.
Have em ride along.
Stop at the Taco Bell or whatever a block away.
Buy em lunch.
After have em pee in bottle.
Have your wife stash it.
Walk in and dump it in the little cup.
Call it a day.
Got my best bud through years of probation doing this once a week many many moons ago.

1 more thing

SLEEP , 8 hours a day everyday toxins are mainly eliminated from your body durring rest

I have heard it's good to not get a full nights sleep the night before , Im not sure about this thow, but it is always better to take the test as late in the day as possible ,as to give your body some extra elimination time

It all depends on the type of testing they do. I had one of these tests done http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gas_chromatography–mass_spectrometry
I had abstained from smoking for about a month and took one of the drinks that you drink 40 gallons of water with. Lets just say the results were not good. I failed, and when I received the follow-up call from the medical professional, he explained it to me. He said that this particular test was incredibly accuracte, and that it would detect even trace amounts. I said that I lived with smokers and asked if that could be why I got a positive. He said no, this test was accurate enough that they actually allow a small amount THC to not provide a positive result, due to second-hand smoke and what not. Once your above a certain limit, you are positive. And this was just for a part time college job working at Weekends Only.
Just hope it isnt this test....there are MANY different types of tests. But let us know how it goes please.

All the drug test's alow a small amount of canaboinds , as your body naturaly produces them , Same with most other drugs