10 bar FREESTYLE!!!

This thread sucks more cock than @Pinworm .

Gargling balls and flossing with thick tangly cock pubes, this motherfucker is one sad bitch.

Wandering in here is worse than pounding your meat to the Oprah Winfrey network.

This thread's asshole is all grown over, like the witches hut in fuckin Blair Witch.

Welcome to my cave....
These "method 7" shades.....//
Im talking foot long....
cannabis sativa blades.....//
Mycorrhizae....
root hairs spinning...
nu-wave...//

I got the krome cutt...
snowy like the ice age....//
fuck the kush craze...
I need a pay raise....//
40 plus a gram....
for a 16 week haze.....//
Im on a new phase....
I miss the old days.....//
one hitter blaze...
leave the smokers next to you.... grazed...////

Go ahead, Pick a clone
break a nugg--Hit the bong//

chocolate rain
& wine bottles...
soon as I get home...////

hash bubble,
boveda packs...
mary rides in chrome...////

Whoa,
pardon my lateness...
the cure
is in the stainless...////

my strain collection
range less...////

no flush, then you tasteless...////

My inner circle...
is where breeders argue...
who the fakest...////

turn around, & let the seeds drop...
RAW papers...////

We harvest hella cutts,
& send the zips...to jets & taylors...//

I speak the type of FIRE
That can bring the MODs around///
10 bars of exercise,
Its nothing …when you wear the crown///
No RED card,
So I still rule the Under Gound///
Platinum Banana Kush
Starting Riots in my town///
a Sea of Green
of Irene,
Spread another pound///
The Sharp Stone Spinning
As the nuggs break down///
Dab a bowl,
Or Steam roll,,,
haters, pipe down///

Whats 10 bars, I don't even know what that means

Is that youth talk for scoring a bundle, are you a bunch of fiends

I'll pray for you if thats the path you've chosen

But you really should check into a clinic before you're at the wheel dozin'

I hear 25 to life is more like forever

Thats the type of time that makes all your relationships sever

But it all starts with you admitting the addiction

Cause this is real life and death is non-fiction

Get help you fucking junkie.

neosapien said:

Whats 10 bars, I don't even know what that means

Is that youth talk for scoring a bundle, are you a bunch of fiends

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Glad I'm not the only one. I thought this thread was gonna be about chocolate or the best sports bars..

bu$hleaguer said:

This thread sucks more cock than @Pinworm .

Gargling balls and flossing with thick tangly cock pubes, this motherfucker is one sad bitch.

Wandering in here is worse than pounding your meat to the Oprah Winfrey network.

This thread's asshole is all grown over, like the witches hut in fuckin Blair Witch.

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RFLMAO!!! I'm peeing my pants right now . @bu$hleaguer : do you talk like this IRL? hilarious!

Hookabelly said:

Let's get a hold of whatever they're smoking though… Ok you first Uncle R, make a 10 line mockery of this thread...

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Sorry love, that's just too much work for this thread's level. but if you're feeling ambitious, I'd like to hear an EIGHT bar mockery (because ten makes little sense since everyone defaults to 4/4 time signature) from you!

UncleReemis said:

Sorry love, that's just too much work for this thread's level. but if you're feeling ambitious, I'd like to hear an EIGHT bar mockery (because ten makes little sense since everyone defaults to 4/4 time signature) from you!

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True, true. I don't' know If I've got the strength either, how about just a limerick then?

There once was a thread on this board
Which had mostly been all but ignored

A member replied
(The thread should have died)

As we read it we're clueless and bored

Hookabelly said:

True, true. I don't' know If I've got the strength either, how about just a limerick then?

There once was a thread on this board
Which had mostly been all but ignored

A member replied
(The thread should have died)

As we read it we're clueless and bored

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Yesssss yesssss *rubs hands together and grins like the grinch*

My name is ty

And bitch im sly

Except when im high

Then I fly

No one rymes better than I

But you could always give it a try

But if you do ill warn u no one bets the guy

If you do ya might die

And u wouldn't want ur mom to cry

Ill end this spit here this was by


Tytheguy

You're such a wordsmith Ty!!

WHATFG said:

You're such a wordsmith Ty!!

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Like fo shizzle


Or iz u just playing

Welcome to rollitup home of the stoners
teaching people to grow they
meds from under the sun.
you grow tomatoes peas?...that's cool i guess me? i grows trees.
Stinky smelling like a skunk
buds so heavy they hit jus like a punch,
I'm always crunk n never sober my weedl put you coma(better then a soma)
man the aroma got my lickin the air want that smell forever that's no lie their i hide my eyes,why cuz I'm blazed out my mind i take my time in life in strde because we only get one ride

2puffs said:

Welcome to rollitup home of the stoners
teaching people to grow they
meds from under the sun.
you grow tomatoes peas?...that's cool i guess me? i grows trees.
Stinky smelling like a skunk
buds so heavy they hit jus like a punch,
I'm always crunk n never sober my weedl put you coma(better then a soma)
man the aroma got my lickin the air want that smell forever that's no lie their i hide my eyes,why cuz I'm blazed out my mind i take my time in life in strde because we only get one ride

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ya rhymes dont rhyme
ya beats sounds like queefs
boi im always one spit away from starting beef
ill take it slow so you get to chyme in
just remember not to try so hard when your rhyming







when your stepping with the best

ya better pull out a bullet proof vest

my spits are not to contest

But if you try to match me I wont be surprised if you get depressed

But who am I kidding this shit was never neck to neck

Ok tytheguy you rhymin be alright, still you hold no flame next to me not even a candle light...i ignite the rapper fire that burns deep inside of my soul. no were to go so my smoke turn into lyrical gold, that's fo sho i got midis touch yo touch a. girls p**** an turn that tuna into gold..
We good to go kick it up i got my bowl now flic that bic light it an inhale that shit cuz beats are legit.

Upgrayed, killin it, old school, I'm a tool.

Upgrayedd, sellin' you that cancer can-cure.
Upgrayedd. I'm tellin' you, I'm damn sure to answer.
Upgrayedd. I'm sullen. You can't get ahold of me.
I'm watching television, with my dick pulled up my sleeve.
Upgrayedd chillin', with the right amount of D's.
I scream across the ceilin', THEY WON'T GET AHOLD OF ME
Upgrayedd still in you, even hours after deed.
If you get my feelin', I'm about to catch some Z's.