last year I grew a plant in Mt dew

420monster

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GreenJoker said:
I hear Bernie the stud muffin has been banging Hilary, in Bills tool shed out back.
Trump is deporting them to Canada.
While Obama was shouting obscenities at feminists.

We have you surrounded mite monster, come out with your legs up....
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Haha ill come out but still good luck killing me

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All joking aside tho thoes radioactive buds were pretty cool even glow in the dark I moved on tho now I work at area 51 and the aliens there gave me some space chronic and wow it floats and grows on its own the roots just kinda float around the room which kinda gets annoying but it gets 4" tall yeilds 25 lbs 400% thc changes colors every 3 seconds lights it's self smells like raindows and takes a hour to grow seed to harvest now I shouldn't tell you this but to activate the seeds you got to use baja mt.dew they get the real kick start from the "baja" part with the added benefit of mt.dew oh ya and you temporarily turn into a flying unicorn that can teleport to other galaxy's trust me you guys don't know what your missing I would post pics as proof but it's invisible on camera but trust me it works

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420monster said:
All joking aside tho thoes radioactive buds were pretty cool even glow in the dark I moved on tho now I work at area 51 and the aliens there gave me some space chronic and wow it floats and grows on its own the roots just kinda float around the room which kinda gets annoying but it gets 4" tall yeilds 25 lbs 400% thc changes colors every 3 seconds lights it's self smells like raindows and takes a hour to grow seed to harvest now I shouldn't tell you this but to activate the seeds you got to use baja mt.dew they get the real kick start from the "baja" part with the added benefit of mt.dew oh ya and you temporarily turn into a flying unicorn that can teleport to other galaxy's trust me you guys don't know what your missing I would post pics as proof but it's invisible on camera but trust me it works

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Damn, I gotta get back to the US.
I just smoked one of my brothers moon rocks, I gave my woman's autoflowers a little Jameson & now we're having a full blown conversation about why fat chicks always drink Diet Coke :shock:
Holy god, you must be running around the house harvesting with a weed wacker!
...there's no time to talk, I'm on my way over with a few leprechauns! One has Hilary Clintons number, so we can prank call later :eyesmoke:
 
Dr. Who

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420monster said:
I already have sanders as a allie he told me he would take trumps money and supply me with free cannabis I will become unstoppable

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Irradiating some FORBID 4 F as we speak!

Gotta keep this guy/mite away from MY grow!
 
420monster

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a senile fungus said:
We already knew that. You grow in your bathtub, one would have to assume the toilet is also inaccessible!

:P:hump:

Edit: do you drink mountain dew?
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Dwc prison toilet grows duh! How do you think they smoke in prison

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420monster

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Kswisss said:
I used to fuck this girl who drank mountain dew as a diet. She claimed it cleaned the skunky funk coming from her cooca. I never noticed a difference, her twat stunk like a dead fish anyway but I think that was from the STDs. Just my .02.

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Ummmm why would u fuck a girl with a vagina that smells like skunky dead fish and has stds in the first place? I mean more power to ya but it's not nice to tell everyone all about my ex wife how is she doing anyways?

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Budley Doright

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420monster said:
Ummmm why would u fuck a girl with a vagina that smells like skunky dead fish and has stds in the first place? I mean more power to ya but it's not nice to tell everyone all about my ex wife how is she doing anyways?

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Fuck! How many people did my ex marry anyways :o.
 
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420monster said:
Ummmm why would u fuck a girl with a vagina that smells like skunky dead fish and has stds in the first place? I mean more power to ya but it's not nice to tell everyone all about my ex wife how is she doing anyways?

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How would you know the scent if you didn't try? By the you caught a whiff you'd have a good 60-90 seconds worth of foreplay invested, whats another 30 seconds. I can easily hold my breath that long. Some of you guys are fussy. Practice makes perfect ya know, not every game is the superbowl
 
Kswisss

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I was in prison for 46 days I stuffed my ass with weed
KryptoBud said:
How would you know the scent if you didn't try? By the you caught a whiff you'd have a good 60-90 seconds worth of foreplay invested, whats another 30 seconds. I can easily hold my breath that long. Some of you guys are fussy. Practice makes perfect ya know, not every game is the superbowl
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That's what I'm saying, bunch of bitches, I guess its just me being the fucking raisin in a grape patch that I am.
 
Budley Doright

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KryptoBud said:
How would you know the scent if you didn't try? By the you caught a whiff you'd have a good 60-90 seconds worth of foreplay invested, whats another 30 seconds. I can easily hold my breath that long. Some of you guys are fussy. Practice makes perfect ya know, not every game is the superbowl
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Not fussy just draw the line at stinky
 
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