Recent content by YaK

pick the cat up by the nape of it's neck and scream as loud as you can in it's face. Then, gently set the cat down. That's how you whisper what you want in behavior to a cat.

YES! even better, I'll get a bunch of $1 dollar bills (my life savings worth) and see if I can pack the chute sack with that too. X thousand dollars would definitely make people look skyward. Then again... my mangled corpse would be there soon after. lol, either way, good times.

1/2 a pack a day, ... 2.50 ... X 30 = 75 bucks a month... X12 = 900 a year.... X6 = $5,400.00! fuck tobacco. glad you feel better, shoot for 10 days, then after that, go for 20.

I guess the success of the reattachment would be the deal breaker here. I know life is precious and all, but I'm not sure i'd want to live it after being manually and violently castrated. also, I think if the nuts didn't re-take... then I'd off myself doing something fun, like skydiving. feel...

seriously?

give him cuttings, not clones. He can root them himself.

"can I rig up these burners to make a red hot reading light?" <---- lol! so, seriously, why are they assholes? tells us stories from your friends cottage. is cottage canadian for brothel?

balls of fury

If the cops said that his scrotum was 'removed from his body'.... just imagining that and the white hot terror/rage that would go through me while that was happening. How could he not have snapped her neck? Something is missing from this story. That he was "innocently just sitting at his...

"bitches be crazy" lol 1) I'm glad he broke up with her, and so is he. 2) so if she has one hand pulling at his sack, that leaves him two arms to her one. Why could he not pummel her face to knock her out, or at least gouge both of her eyes out? 3) because the guy didn't pummel her face...

even better! and discuss these things that you mention here, no matter how hard you breathe. Maybe they think you are faking it for attention. Perhaps try meditation, there are a lot of good books about meditation.

seek psychiatric help.

fuck the stars... nuke em all!! kidding, stunning stuff. a vacuum full of burning and spinning things.

lol ....... gross

I think she's cute... and a good sport.