Recent content by InstantCoffee

I sailed around the world in a diy raft, I used my ole xxxl soiled undies to make a poop sail.

I'm sexy man.

Jigga what??

Howdy y'all, wow been awhile since I done been on heah, so Robbin Williams took his life and obamas still a crappy leader?? Oh and bill cosby really isn't funny, Jigga whhhaat??? Haw haw haw

Is that me in the bottom right corner lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah. wtf

So down the street, there is this bbw latina chick working at the minimart. I ask her around Valentines to go out for coffee. She gave me here digits, I called her, and after a coupla minutes she say she don't like middle eastern guys, cause they are players. I told her I swear I'm just a big...

Meriwanna he's make me aye religulous leeder. eye em knoowwwwwwwww eeen cooontrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrollllllllllllllllll hoooooooofffffffff rrrrrrrrrroooollllleeeeeetooooooppssss.cummmmmmmmmmmm yyyyyaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy

Why do I like UB40 so much you ask?... Well when I was about 5, I found a cassette labeled "reggae" in my uncles car. I stole this tape and put it in my walkman, and I tell you man... I have NEVER heard a group of people that can make such sounds. It was instant love. I also went to Fiji when I...

I'm 28 yrs old, I was born on Halloween. My father is from Palestine, and my mother is from Fiji Islands. I feel like I look like a tan Uncle Fester. My side profile looks so out there. I have an odd shaped head(a big lump above neck, and slopes up), like an alien or primate. I can't please a...