Whats the craziest shit that you believe in? OMG

[Nevaeh420]

(I would like to announce that I just got My first smart phone that I will be blogging on now too.)

I will go first and talk about the crazy shit that I believe in:

First off, I believe Im Christ because of many infallible truths. I have My reasons for My belief in Myself that I have already debated about many times on RIU. Check out both the links in My signature to see why I believe that Im Christ.

I believe I have seen an alien in the summer of 2012. I also believe that I see UFOs every day, except when its cloudy out. I have been seeing the UFOs almost every day for over 3 months now, in fact I just saw a UFO less then 30 minutes ago. But I also have debated this many times.

I believe that aliens some how actually created humans or genetically engineered our DNA. It must have been a long time ago, like millions of years ago, but I believe the aliens seeded or started this planet.

I belive one day we will be flying around in space ships, like the aliens have. If we cant get space ships like the aliens have, we will be flying around in SPACE JETS. A SPACE JET can fly through the air and go through space and also soar underwater.

I believe one day we will be living in every possible place to live. We will be living in underground cities, cities that float on top of the ocean, cities in the mountains, underwater cities, under the ocean floor cities, cities very high up like sky scraper cities, and also cities on different planets.

I believe in a lot of crazy shit, as you can tell, but I want to know the craziest shit that you believe in.

Whats the craziest shit that you believe in?

~PEACE~

 

[dbkick]

on fake religious holiday? really?
So when is the new xmas? since I take it this isn't your birthday but the original fable went like that.

 

[ActionHanks]

Aliens are simply humans from the future who have mastered the time space continuum.
With their newfound ability to travel through space and time, they've realized that they must travel back in time ensuring that every event happens according to their historical record, otherwise their timeline will never exist.

Never seen an alien and I don't believe in religion, but I do believe my crazy future human alien theory

 

[dbkick]

Now where the fuck did I put my flux capacitor???

 

[Nevaeh420]

on fake religious holiday? really?
So when is the new xmas? since I take it this isn't your birthday but the original fable went like that.

My birthday is August 14th. If I ever "officially" become Christ then My true birthday will be celebrated as a holiday, and that My friends will be the first holiday in August.

Aliens are simply humans from the future who have mastered the time space continuum.
With their newfound ability to travel through space and time, they've realized that they must travel back in time ensuring that every event happens according to their historical record, otherwise their timeline will never exist.

Never seen an alien and I don't believe in religion, but I do believe my crazy future human alien theory

I like your theory, at least you're thinking friend. I honestly dont know what the aliens are up to but I wouldnt mind finding out.

~PEACE~

 

[SnapsProvolone]

I have witnessed the triangle ufo type over st louis in early 1990.

 

[Dogenzengi]

(I would like to announce that I just got My first smart phone that I will be blogging on now too.)

I will go first and talk about the crazy shit that I believe in:

First off, I believe Im Christ because of many infallible truths. I have My reasons for My belief in Myself that I have already debated about many times on RIU. Check out both the links in My signature to see why I believe that Im Christ.

I believe I have seen an alien in the summer of 2012. I also believe that I see UFOs every day, except when its cloudy out. I have been seeing the UFOs almost every day for over 3 months now, in fact I just saw a UFO less then 30 minutes ago. But I also have debated this many times.

I believe that aliens some how actually created humans or genetically engineered our DNA. It must have been a long time ago, like millions of years ago, but I believe the aliens seeded or started this planet.

I belive one day we will be flying around in space ships, like the aliens have. If we cant get space ships like the aliens have, we will be flying around in SPACE JETS. A SPACE JET can fly through the air and go through space and also soar underwater.

I believe one day we will be living in every possible place to live. We will be living in underground cities, cities that float on top of the ocean, cities in the mountains, underwater cities, under the ocean floor cities, cities very high up like sky scraper cities, and also cities on different planets.

I believe in a lot of crazy shit, as you can tell, but I want to know the craziest shit that you believe in.

Whats the craziest shit that you believe in?

~PEACE~

Craziest thing I believe in is "you"....

 

[Liddle]

Obama Lol!

 

[GOD HERE]

Naveah, I would strongly urge you to see a doctor and take an antipsychotic. You are not the reincarnation of jesus christ (how could you be the reincarnation of someone who most likely never existed), you are someone who is mentally ill and needs to get help before I wake up one morning and see you on CNN.

 

[ThE sAtIvA hIgH]

i believe we are a computer simulation, that is why you will never know the answers to some questions about existance etc we simp[ly are not able to become completely selfaware , when you sleep the next days simulation is loaded ,thats why you must sleep or else you wont get the update , and you will shut down and die .every other person in your simulation doesnt really exist they are characters you have created .when you die in this simulation you will wake up in a different reality and they will unplug you from the machine and you will carry on with your real life there .

 

[noham]

Naveah, I would strongly urge you to see a doctor and take an antipsychotic. You are not the reincarnation of jesus christ (how could you be the reincarnation of someone who most likely never existed), you are someone who is mentally ill and needs to get help before I wake up one morning and see you on CNN.

Did your father just deny you?

do magic
, Jesus

 

[Nevaeh420]

I have witnessed the triangle ufo type over st louis in early 1990.

The UFOs that I see, on almost a daily basis, are scattered through out the sky like stars. If I never saw the UFOs move around, I would think that they are just stars; but I know better now. There has to be dozens of UFOs that are in My sky. Candidly, the UFOs are just lights in the sky that move or dance around, but I wish I knew all the technology that goes into their space crafts.

Craziest thing I believe in is "you"....

I believe in Myself too, so youre not alone.

Obama Lol!

What do you believe in about Obama?

Naveah, I would strongly urge you to see a doctor and take an antipsychotic. You are not the reincarnation of jesus christ (how could you be the reincarnation of someone who most likely never existed), you are someone who is mentally ill and needs to get help before I wake up one morning and see you on CNN.

You can call Me George, thanks friend.

I see My doctor every month or so. She refills My medication prescriptions and whatnot. I also see a therapist every two weeks. I also take an antiphycotic medication. Im not claiming to be the reincarnation of Jesus, but thats a possibility. Im claiming to be the new Christ, the Second Coming of Christ. I have no proof that Im the literal reincarnation of Christ, but I do have plenty of proof that Im Christ.

I believe Jesus was a person, but the Jesus from the Bible has to be mostly fiction, I dont believe in miracles.

I highly doubt that I will make the news while Im alive so you can sleep easy GOD HERE.

i believe we are a computer simulation, that is why you will never know the answers to some questions about existance etc we simp[ly are not able to become completely selfaware , when you sleep the next days simulation is loaded ,thats why you must sleep or else you wont get the update , and you will shut down and die .every other person in your simulation doesnt really exist they are characters you have created .when you die in this simulation you will wake up in a different reality and they will unplug you from the machine and you will carry on with your real life there .

Thats sounds almost exactly like the movie called "The Matrix". And Im Neo, by the way, and I have come to set you free, lol.

When was the last time you saw that movie?

Did your father just deny you?

do magic
, Jesus

GOD HERE is just a little cantankerous. He likes to give Me a hard time sometimes. He doesnt botter Me much, but no one on RIU bothers Me much.

I cant do any magic Noham, but you need to start blogging more in this subforum.

~PEACE~

 

[krrrap]

I've seen ufo's and know they are flying around. The planet is big and we only occupy about 10% of the planet. So there is plenty of room for them to hide.
But the craziest thing I believe is that the moon is a space ship. There is plenty of evidence for this if you do some searches. I think there was a war in space and the losers were cast here and the moon was put in orbit to monitor them. I think now it keeps track of all of us.
I think the tower of babel was a space ship. Like the first apollo rockets, they look like towers. Some eskimo tribes have legends that they lived where it was warm and they offended god so he moved them to the cold places to live and changed their language as a punishment.
Well that's enough of my craziness. I could go on forever...

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[Nevaeh420]

I've seen ufo's and know they are flying around. The planet is big and we only occupy about 10% of the planet. So there is plenty of room for them to hide.
But the craziest thing I believe is that the moon is a space ship. There is plenty of evidence for this if you do some searches. I think there was a war in space and the losers were cast here and the moon was put in orbit to monitor them. I think now it keeps track of all of us.
I think the tower of babel was a space ship. Like the first apollo rockets, they look like towers. Some eskimo tribes have legends that they lived where it was warm and they offended god so he moved them to the cold places to live and changed their language as a punishment.
Well that's enough of my craziness. I could go on forever...

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I just saw UFOs less then five minutes ago, so, to Me, its a fact that UFOs are real. I will go watch the UFOs right now... Yeah, they are moving, but I expected that. I just came back inside because its cold in Massachusetts. Im actually blogging from My smart phone right now, this is My first smart phone ever and it sucks to type with just your thumbs but its better then no internet at all. (I just bought this smart phone a couple of days ago.)

But whats a lot more crazy then seeing the UFOs is seeing an alien in real life. I saw My alien in August of 2012. The alien was about 15 yards away and the alien was maybe 4 feet tall. The alien was on My neighbors roof. Heres the story: I was in My house and it was windy outside and I kept noticing a tree was blowing funny. I picked up My BB gun and watched that said tree with a 4 power scope. I didnt notice anything at first but then after a few minutes this "thing" appeared. It was translucent or partially visible or transparent. At first it was a translucent circle and it was letting splashes of light pass through the top. I watched this for maybe a half an hour and then the tranalucent circle went away and I could see the alien itself. I watched the alien for maybe 2 hours, until it got dark outside and I figured that I saw enough. But I made a youtube video about My encounter. You can click the second link in My signature and go to the very next page and then go to the video called "Signs of the times".

I dont believe the moon is a space ship per se, but I believe its very possible that aliens might have bases on the moon. They probably live underground on the moon.

Keep going on with your theories Krrrap. I love to hear other peoples crazy beliefs because I have some crazy beliefs too.

EDIT- Merry Christmas everyone. I almost forgot to say "Merry Christmas" to My friends on RIU.


~PEACE~

 

[mudminer]

Hi there George. Ya know, if your gonna use the bible to support your belief in your christhood you really can't say your his "second coming". It seems all the christians are waiting for this when it is stated clearly that his second coming has already occurred. The first coming was as an infant and the second was as a man resurrected from the dead. So...while christians are waiting around for something that they've already missed you should probably come up with something else to be since the identity you currently claim has already been claimed. I'm not trying to bust yer balls. I'm just trying to keep it real. How's that for some crazy shit to believe?

 

[Nevaeh420]

Hi there George. Ya know, if your gonna use the bible to support your belief in your christhood you really can't say your his "second coming". It seems all the christians are waiting for this when it is stated clearly that his second coming has already occurred. The first coming was as an infant and the second was as a man resurrected from the dead. So...while christians are waiting around for something that they've already missed you should probably come up with something else to be since the identity you currently claim has already been claimed. I'm not trying to bust yer balls. I'm just trying to keep it real. How's that for some crazy shit to believe?

Mudminer, My buddy. I think you are mistaken.

I believe that, to the Christians, the Second Coming is the NEXT appearing of Christ. Most Christians do NOT believe that Jesus' resurection was his second coming, they believe that was the first coming of Christ; Jesus' whole life was his first coming. (Can you find a verse in the Bible that says that Christs resurrection was his second coming? I dont even think it says "Second Coming" in the Bible once; but can you find one place in the Bible that implies such a claim as yours?)

Unequivocally, when I say that "Im the Second Coming of Christ", I mean that Im the Christ that the Christians are waiting for. Every Christian should be waiting for the "Second" Coming of Christ. But to be veridical, I dont know what number of Christ I really am. For all I know, I could be one Christ out of trillions because there could be many "christs" on different planets in the universe.

It should be manifest that Im Christ if you have read both links in My signature but most people on RIU have not read My signature. Im the Christ that the Christians have been waiting for, but most of the Christians have never read about Me.

~PEACE~

 

[burgertime2010]

I believe that while slaves in Egypt, the Jews were fed moldy Rye. This steady diet of Ergot, the mold, is where LSD comes from. This caused a slow but significant change in the brain over the 2000 year period. Ergot alters the mitochondrial DNA, which means your children inherit it. The aptitude for mathematics, science, and creative thought was enhanced and continues through into modern day.

 

[Sand4x105]

I believe...
If there is a God, he is "All Inclusive"
Meaning, he will allow all people that have not fukked over people in their life on earth [karma] their soul will get to relive the life in the future [reincarnation] ... if they were bad people they will suffer a down grade in class in their next life...
If there is a God... Jews, Christians, Muslims, Hindu, ETC... will be in heaven together... all good people get to go to heaven...
So, don't fukk over too many people, and God will let you get to heaven... Go past your fukk over limit, and you must pay for your sin... and ask forgiveness...
I hear sex perverts get reincarnated as priests... The voices in my head [gods voice?] told me...

 

[Nevaeh420]

I believe that while slaves in Egypt, the Jews were fed moldy Rye. This steady diet of Ergot, the mold, is where LSD comes from. This caused a slow but significant change in the brain over the 2000 year period. Ergot alters the mitochondrial DNA, which means your children inherit it. The aptitude for mathematics, science, and creative thought was enhanced and continues through into modern day.

So, quintessentially, what you're saying is that we should all eat moldy rye bread, so that posterity will be smarter?

I believe...
If there is a God, he is "All Inclusive"
Meaning, he will allow all people that have not fukked over people in their life on earth [karma] their soul will get to relive the life in the future [reincarnation] ... if they were bad people they will suffer a down grade in class in their next life...
If there is a God... Jews, Christians, Muslims, Hindu, ETC... will be in heaven together... all good people get to go to heaven...
So, don't fukk over too many people, and God will let you get to heaven... Go past your fukk over limit, and you must pay for your sin... and ask forgiveness...
I hear sex perverts get reincarnated as priests... The voices in my head [gods voice?] told me...

I believe pretty much believe the same thing as you, but I believe that everybody gets to go to heaven if there is a heaven. I also believe in reincarnation like you.

~PEACE~

 

[dannyboy602]

I believe that aliens some how actually created humans or genetically engineered our DNA.

i had a good alien experience this summer. got whisked up into a giant blue light thingy and something gave me a foot massage. then I probed THEM.