The best advice you ever got?

[gioua]

This is what my mum used to say to me all the time I could never understand why, I do now!

it's what we tell out kids daily.. I have told my DD since birth.. when she is 18 she has to join the Nunery.. and were not catholic..
told my son be careful..



another gem I was told..

with boys you worry about one penis.
with girls you worry about them all..

 

[joe macclennan]

A good friend used to say "life is short eat your desert first" It turns out he was right he tragically was killed in a car accident @ 23.

 

[see4]

Life is like a box of chocolates, you know what you're gunna get.

Shit Happens.

 

[joe macclennan]

My sig is another saying I like (obviously) from my old man.

 

[gioua]

I was 7 when this came out.. best advice ever..

I was 7 hellooooo

[video=youtube;1M6MS-qBgqg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M6MS-qBgqg[/video]

 

[cannabineer]

You learn a lot more from listening than from speaking.

I heard that once. cn

 

[Peezo lo gro]

Your only smart as to what you know.

 

[Peezo lo gro]

(-b+/-sqrt(b^2-4ac))/2a

 

[joe macclennan]

I can't believe I am the first to say it.

To quote Frank Lopez

Rule #1 Never underestimate THE OTHER GUYS GREED!

Rule #2 Don't get high off your own supply!

Sometimes ppl don't follow all the rules tho huh?

 

[minnesmoker]

The worst advice I got was from my divorce lawyer, he said "Next time, bullets and backhoes are cheaper than divorce lawyers."

I think "Act human" ... my mom told that to me when I was young.

 

[420God]

Trust no one.

 

[smileb0b]

Some of the best advise I have ever received

 

[Eclypse]

When I first started out my buddy told me..

Listen to your plants, they will tell you what they need.

 

[Budsworth]

If your a midget never ever go into a crowded elevator.

 

[Mookjong]

"Never trust someone that lies to you, Never lie to someone that trusts you."

"If you stand on a street corner and ask 100 women if they wanna fuck, your gonna get slapped 99 times, but all you need is 1." Great sales advice (I'd love to get this in better words)

When you think life sucks, someone always has it worse. Think of the starving children in 3rd world countries.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

 

[minnesmoker]

it's what we tell out kids daily.. I have told my DD since birth.. when she is 18 she has to join the Nunery.. and were not catholic..

Ummm, a nunery is middle english slang for a whore house... You should be telling them they're going to join a CONVENT...

Just sayin'!

 

[Bologna]

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take -Wayne Gretzky"

-Michael Scott

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

" work smarter not harder, and if it feels like more than two fingers its probably a dick."

 

[joe macclennan]

The worst advice I got was from my divorce lawyer, he said "Next time, bullets and backhoes are cheaper than divorce lawyers."

I don't know, sounds bout right to me.

 

[meechz 024]

Question everything.

Learn about HOW and WHY something is happening, before participating in it.