The UK Growers Thread!

tip top toker

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I have a couple legit copies of generals, but just dodgy zero hour ones. Great simple fun stoner RTS though. Snipers, yeah, shit, but yeah, mm, snipers.

That is one of the more amusing avatars i've seen in a while Dura :D a little bit of dark humour never hurt anyone :)

Eye of god? tweak the focus ya cunts, i've never even owned telescopes and shit but i know that much!
 

Gavstar76

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lol ttt, I never said it was the eye of God, could be the eye of dog for all I care lol, just thought it was a sweet pic

Good old stumble always makes for interesting conversation lol :D
 

dura72

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I have a couple legit copies of generals, but just dodgy zero hour ones. Great simple fun stoner RTS though. Snipers, yeah, shit, but yeah, mm, snipers.

That is one of the more amusing avatars i've seen in a while Dura :D a little bit of dark humour never hurt anyone :)

Eye of god? tweak the focus ya cunts, i've never even owned telescopes and shit but i know that much!
lol, it made me smile too. i think hanging about in here wi me and billy has rubbed off on you. your jist randomly shouting abuse now...'ya cunts' is defo a billy or me line. lol
 

dura72

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So, as my girlfriend and I were watching Harry Potter in the cinema, we witnessed the long awaited scene of Ron and Hermionie finally kissing.

I then turned to her, stared into her eyes, and said "If that ginger cunt can get that then why the fuck am I with you?"
 

dura72

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This guy chats up this fit blonde with big tits in a club, telling her he's got his own business, own apartment, car and his own plane! The blonde is up for this, so the guy says why don't they go back to her place tonight!

He ends up drinking all her vodka and beer, then starts sucking and licking her tits! He ends up shagging her all night, five times up front, and four up her arse till his balls are drained! The following day after he's had a shower, and rogered her another four times, she says, "I have to tell you that I don't fancy you, and didn't like you shafting me....but as your rich, it doesn't matter!"

He laughs out loud, "Rich? Look love, Iv'e got a white van, I work on a building site, and I've got a council flat!"
"You bastard!" she screams, "you told me you had your own plane?"
"I have! I'm a joiner!.....I suppose another shag is out of the question?"
 

supersillybilly

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Morning Guys. Took some "pink bombers" as my friend reffered to them as. Jesus, total wipeout. Ive got around 15 of these fuckers. I woke up this morning and my mouth was full of shite(yeah I know Dura, nothing new there) and couldn't lift my head off the pillow. Brushed my teeth twice and still my mouth feels dirty. Im also munchied up to fuck and my eyes are like dogs bollocks. Gonae keep them aside for 2 reasons - 1. Been bang on it and need sleep. 2. General amusement. lol
 

cheddar1985

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Morning Guys. Took some "pink bombers" as my friend reffered to them as. Jesus, total wipeout. Ive got around 15 of these fuckers. I woke up this morning and my mouth was full of shite(yeah I know Dura, nothing new there) and couldn't lift my head off the pillow. Brushed my teeth twice and still my mouth feels dirty. Im also munchied up to fuck and my eyes are like dogs bollocks. Gonae keep them aside for 2 reasons - 1. Been bang on it and need sleep. 2. General amusement. lol
Ha ha billy does nt sound like a good mornin 2 me
 

Ontheball

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I have a couple legit copies of generals, but just dodgy zero hour ones. Great simple fun stoner RTS though. Snipers, yeah, shit, but yeah, mm, snipers.

That is one of the more amusing avatars i've seen in a while Dura :D a little bit of dark humour never hurt anyone :)

Eye of god? tweak the focus ya cunts, i've never even owned telescopes and shit but i know that much!
There a cracked version on pirate bay that works online :~)
 
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