Thought I Was Gettin' Short Today.

[mazand1982]

Ok. So small backstory first. Im into nitro rcs so this guy says " ive got one at home. Ill pay u to get it running." cool. I could use the money. So i end up forring about 150 out of pocket and hand dude the bill and he flips shit! "Wtf man i thought u would change the glowplug and tune it not rebuold the motor" i explain to him the 1.6 grams of sand found between the block and carb alone. There was no compression due to using a cheap sleeve instead of chrome the sand has scored the sleeve to the point there is no compression. U said make it run do what ya need. So i did. Hes like "im not payin that bill. " so i said cool and began to take the parts off... Again he flips shitz and expects it returned as is for the inconvenience.... Haha so i take the parts off and hand him his now dis assembeled car and kick him out of my house.
Fast forward.. Last week i see him walking right past my house and think nothing of it and continue putting trashcans out. I hear "fuckin faggot." So i invite him my way and request he repeat himself... Calls me a sheep fucker and RUNS like its the last thing he will ever do.. I cant help but laugh. So i think ok cool. Done with.

I get off the bus today and see him drive by... Whatever... Squashed right? The bird flies out the window so i smile and flip one back and continue on. I hear a car pulling up and hear a door shut. Assuming ok go time i take off the backpack and jacket. Turn around and step toward him he reaches back in the car and as i near 5 ft he emerges left hand behind back wasteband height. Says "keep steppin pussy see what happens" i say "man up and drop that gun little boy" again "step up son FEEL THE HEAT" LOL! I thought the warren g moment was funny. Told him again to man up. And the same wannabe thug reply ensues.
Now 5 years ago i had a gun pulled on me ina different situation and in (admitted luck) i was able to get the gun and bitchslap fool to the ground with it.... Apparently the second hit (anger) was where the "assault" took place and did just under a year for it plus much probation.. Unjust imo but eye for an eye would make the world blind as well so....
Anyway. I decide i probably shouldnt temp fate or luck again... Nor am i interested in measure 11. So i reply ( with snap and whit i felt lol) "Cool. U dont wanna fight like a real man u can get fucked by one. Have fun in jail." i left expecting a bullet in the back but it never did come. I could smell the alcohol on his breath and he seemed legit in his intentions so i figured legal was the best route... Mind u i never physically SEEN any gun in his hand.. But the heater references were good enough. So the cops come and basically say well find him and talk to him but there hasnt really been a crime commited...? Are you fucking kidding me?! They make it real hard for a mother fucker to keep on the right track and do the right thing. How the hell is there no crime here? Im hoping they will catch him while hes stacked (non medical and slings elbows) and armed (no cwp) while driving on his suspension...
Am i not seein it right or is this just fucked up? Anyone who read to this point feel free to offer input lol.

lol, dont call the doc a troll, lol, first off hes a cool cat with good info on here and hes right, u dont think u come off as bitchmade when u start off this thread acting all bad ass like hes this and hes that and u would have beat his ass and then u throw it out heavy that u just call the cops on him!!!!!!!......i dont know where ur from but i can definitely tell u straight out that u got the game all fucked up...i cant believe u act hard and called the cops on him, HAHAHAHAHA..... someone pulled a gun on me like 8 years ago cause me and my partner ripped him off for like 700 bucks, i remember the day....i opened up the apartment door,..."remember me?" pulls out a 6" barrel .357..unlucky for him, the barrels too long and he has to pull up before out, gave me the split secodn i needed...i immediaetly put left hand over the barrel and right hand clamped on his (on the handle) , so now i control all hand movement, then what...BOOM!BOOM!...before he had a chance to pull the trigger i slammed the gun into his face twice, gun drops to first floor, his lips bleeding and my street cred went up...lol...yours went down because of this thread, wayyyyyyy down, your a coward, dont tell none of ur jail buddies this story, or maybe u never know, birds of a feather flock together,tell em all.... go call the cops coward...peace

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Dude, one time my friend and I were crossing the street, just jaywalking like gangstas when these fools screeched up on us in their El Camino...They honked so I flipped 'em off and one of them pulled a gun out and kinda pointed it at me as if to say "I'm the big dick here, homie", so in return my homie reached down his pants, pulled out his cock, and waved it in the air at them. Sounds sorta gay now that I typed it, but it sure as shit shut those Cholo's up.

Then again it would really suck to be bleeding out in the street hanging on to your crank.

 

[Devildog93]

lol, dont call the doc a troll, lol, first off hes a cool cat with good info on here and hes right, u dont think u come off as bitchmade when u start off this thread acting all bad ass like hes this and hes that and u would have beat his ass and then u throw it out heavy that u just call the cops on him!!!!!!!......i dont know where ur from but i can definitely tell u straight out that u got the game all fucked up...i cant believe u act hard and called the cops on him, HAHAHAHAHA..... someone pulled a gun on me like 8 years ago cause me and my partner ripped him off for like 700 bucks, i remember the day....i opened up the apartment door,..."remember me?" pulls out a 6" barrel .357..unlucky for him, the barrels too long and he has to pull up before out, gave me the split secodn i needed...i immediaetly put left hand over the barrel and right hand clamped on his (on the handle) , so now i control all hand movement, then what...BOOM!BOOM!...before he had a chance to pull the trigger i slammed the gun into his face twice, gun drops to first floor, his lips bleeding and my street cred went up...lol...yours went down because of this thread, wayyyyyyy down, your a coward, dont tell none of ur jail buddies this story, or maybe u never know, birds of a feather flock together,tell em all.... go call the cops coward...peace

You ripped someone off....you and your partner. Nice.

 

[SocataSmoker]

lol, dont call the doc a troll, lol, first off hes a cool cat with good info on here and hes right, u dont think u come off as bitchmade when u start off this thread acting all bad ass like hes this and hes that and u would have beat his ass and then u throw it out heavy that u just call the cops on him!!!!!!!......i dont know where ur from but i can definitely tell u straight out that u got the game all fucked up...i cant believe u act hard and called the cops on him, HAHAHAHAHA..... someone pulled a gun on me like 8 years ago cause me and my partner ripped him off for like 700 bucks, i remember the day....i opened up the apartment door,..."remember me?" pulls out a 6" barrel .357..unlucky for him, the barrels too long and he has to pull up before out, gave me the split secodn i needed...i immediaetly put left hand over the barrel and right hand clamped on his (on the handle) , so now i control all hand movement, then what...BOOM!BOOM!...before he had a chance to pull the trigger i slammed the gun into his face twice, gun drops to first floor, his lips bleeding and my street cred went up...lol...yours went down because of this thread, wayyyyyyy down, your a coward, dont tell none of ur jail buddies this story, or maybe u never know, birds of a feather flock together,tell em all.... go call the cops coward...peace

Cool story, brosef.

Now pass the goddamn Cheetos...

 

[mazand1982]

You ripped someone off....you and your partner. Nice.

dude i was like 18...doesnt change the point of the story

 

[dannyboy602]

I'll take 4 faggots, please.

Need to build a treehouse.

Did you know you could fit four faggots on a bar stool if you turn it upside down?
Amazing shit....lol

 

[dannyboy602]

A quick story...I was on a job site yesterday, spraying floromite on Arborvitae hedges. Outta nowhere 15 police cars converged on me with guns drawn and I was fucking flabbergasted. I figured some of the spray drifted into some old coots window and she called popo. They asked for ID, blah,blah. Turns out the home had been burglarized 15 minutes before I got there.
I've never had a gun drawn on me. Ever. So I get back into my work truck and puffed on a bowl for a while to calm down.
Then I popped two zannies. Then I got so calm I almost fell asleep on the road. LOL. I can't ever win.

 

[thedoc08]

What a nice, complex definition of what it is you do.... troll......

I feel like we established this a while ago, and you're further behind than schools in Africa.

 

[Serapis]

I'll bet some of those schools in Africa turn out higher placement scores than the schools we have in out cities....

I feel like we established this a while ago, and you're further behind than schools in Africa.

 

[chillwills]

Did you know you could fit four faggots on a bar stool if you turn it upside down?
Amazing shit....lol

What's the best pickup line in a gay bar?


May I push in your stool?

 

[DelSlow]

He coulda licked off a few shots at me, I'm still not calling the police. But then again I'm not a faggot that plays with toys.

Were you traumatized as a child? Bullied, molested, etc.?

 

[fabfun]

cool story,bro

So best case someone responds to your essay with a "cool story, bro." Worst case, I happen to be here.

Not worst case. I can respect the art of trolling. I just wish ud do it right damnit. Not rally lookin for anything just toke n talk. Had to vent it out. Im pissed i even went the legal route now that nothings come of it. But there is record now so if i touch him chances are it wont take em long to figure it out. Fked up scenario. But ur attempts at trollimg gave me a chuckle and i am feeling better.

 

[thedoc08]

Were you traumatized as a child? Bullied, molested, etc.?

Did you take 8th grade English as a child? Know what cliche means?

 

[Pipe Dream]

I think having a gun pulled on you and calling the police is pretty standard. Calling the police because someone is growing weed or something is narcing. There's a big difference, one is life threatening situation the other is none of your business. We can't all be gun toting maniacs who retaliate with violence.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

But rather Ur a chomo who sports an image that advocates and essentially glorifies the defiling and molestation of innocent children... I think ill sleep just fine as a cop caller anyday compared to that blique existance. Anymore zingas gomer?

Hey, don't bring Pedobear into this, he's cool, he would've had your back.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

But rather Ur a chomo who sports an image that advocates and essentially glorifies the defiling and molestation of innocent children... I think ill sleep just fine as a cop caller anyday compared to that blique existance. Anymore zingas gomer?

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[thedoc08]

I think having a gun pulled on you and calling the police is pretty standard. Calling the police because someone is growing weed or something is narcing. There's a big difference, one is life threatening situation the other is none of your business. We can't all be gun toting maniacs who retaliate with violence.

He didn't have a gun pulled on him, reading comprehension 99, remedial classes.

 

[Pipe Dream]

He coulda licked off a few shots at me, I'm still not calling the police.

I never said OP did have a gun pulled on him. I was commenting on the fact that I don't see a problem with calling the police in the event that a gun was pulled on you, where you insinuated that the person would be a bitch. I can only assume your solution would be to get a gun and go shoot that person or just be okay with dodging bullets whenever you encounter the person.
Given the back story of doing jail time for retaliation, I can see why OP would call the police when he felt threatened. The person never denied having a gun and I assume all threats are real until proven otherwise.

 

[thedoc08]

I never said OP did have a gun pulled on him. I was commenting on the fact that I don't see a problem with calling the police in the event that a gun was pulled on you, where you insinuated that the person would be a bitch.

So you're saying that in a hypothetical situation with no relevance to the fact that OP is a bitch for calling the police in his situation, you would call the police? In that case, in a hypothetical situation where I'm eating an ice cream cone in a public bathroom and I set it on the napkin on top of the urinal while I shake my dick, and in the 37 seconds it takes to shake my dick and stuff it back in my pants some minority child steals my ice creame cone, I would probably call the police on him.

 

[tinyTURTLE]

so wait... the doc shakes his dick at minority kids in the mens room in exchange for ice cream? what a world.