Question About Anal Sex

dbkick

Well-Known Member
Personal experience tells me that the girl you're with has to be really into in and know what she wants, none of this maybe shit, they either dig it highly or they don't. Some may claim to be curious but I'm skeptical. I've only been with one that really really really like it and it was a great experience, other than that I've talked a couple of other into it but it just wasn't the same. They MUST really really like it and know it. oh and ps, if they know what they're doing they'll be working that frontside while you're working the back, more than likely violently. have fun!
 

ink the world

Well-Known Member
if you tongue it real good first, they will beg you to stick it in. ;) :hump:
LOl toss that salad ehh FDD?

On a serious note to the OP, good luck on your "quest", its not many that will even give it a shot, even fewer that REALLY enjoy it. If you find one that does, hold on to her.....
 
it seems like every girl ive ever been with demands booty sex. quick tip, next time ur in the sack hit it doggy and just stick ur thumb in and ask if she likes it. but remember to weir a condome cuz if sum of the dookie gets in ur pecker ull be stuck with a flaiming uti. had one of my nuts swell up to the size of a grapefruit.

to much info? probly, sorry
 

newbiebob

Well-Known Member
so tottally unrelated but still funny

when i was in the army a friend of mine brought some skank home from the bar (he called her swamp thing even when she was in the room). We were hanging in the barracks room and i left so he could handle business. When i cam back early in the morning my jar of snow seal was sitting on my room mates night table. Apparently she said he had to use lube if he wanted to get yee old bum. He had to improvise and pounded this womans poor rump using snow seal (snow seal is a latex sealant used to waterproof winterboots). He said it would start to dry up and get sticky as hell every 2 or 3 minutes so he just kept jamming it on and cramming it in..............
 

leeny

Active Member
pinky, tounge, thumb-fine
two fingers I can tell you're feeling too lucky
try and stick it in my ass and you've lost a very consensual girl for basically any other kind of play

and for lots of girls this is such a turn off because it's painful in the worst kind of way...
so if she says no it's probably cus she's tried it before and knows her limits
and you are put in a very vulnerable position when you've got a guys dick halfway in you ass..
basically he's got all control..
I think the obsession is sad but hey at least some girls do like it so you should probably just find one of them
 

mastakoosh

Well-Known Member
if anyone ever gets a muddy plow while plowing and some ungodly squishing sounds, along with a rancid meatloaf/dogshit wiff while doggying will not be so eager for the brown eye all the time. i used to have a girl who would grab my hand and make me stick a finger in the pooper while she cowgirled it... pretty hottttt.
 

punkxz28

Member
Fyi...

If you tried anal, and didn't like it, you should try it again. I've done it with three girls; all different experiences.

There's a learning curve to experiencing the new sensations. Then again, anal is inevitable. One day, when you and your significant other are older, you'll be like,"Hmm- what's this around here?"

My work buddy said it happened to him... eventually.

Someone should start a thread on boobs. They're great, too.
 

bigv1976

Well-Known Member
Hey not for nothing but my stamina was legendary last night and I wnted to throw that on the table
 

GanjaGirl<3

Member
lick a vag ... lezbo
Now now, lets not start a fight.
I can't help it that MOST guys put sex before an actual relationship.
You haven't had sex in, what, three days? Oh poor baby. You've got hands, use em'.
P.S. There are also some handy sex toys for men you can purchase at your local adult novelty shop.
I don't mean to sound like a bitch, 'cause I'm not. Girls go through sexual withdrawal too y'know. We get moody when without sex for too long so it's not just you guys.


To get back on topic...
Don't pressure your girl into anal, if she says 'no' the first time, it's guaranteed almost always a 'no'.
 

vradd

Active Member
i tried it last year after our halloween party cuz we were both pretty flimsy drunk... both our first times, at first she said she liked it a lot... then i pulled out and put it back it and she bucked off it quick and turned around and punched me in the chest and started crying.

..turns out it was never in her butt originally.

honestly i think buttsecks is dirty, and im a guy. but i think its our duty to at least try it once to add to the resume of life.
i still mess with my gf all the time about doing buttseks but i think officially it wont happen anymore.
 

vradd

Active Member
Now now, lets not start a fight.
I can't help it that MOST guys put sex before an actual relationship.
You haven't had sex in, what, three days? Oh poor baby. You've got hands, use em'.
P.S. There are also some handy sex toys for men you can purchase at your local adult novelty shop.
I don't mean to sound like a bitch, 'cause I'm not. Girls go through sexual withdrawal too y'know. We get moody when without sex for too long so it's not just you guys.


To get back on topic...
Don't pressure your girl into anal, if she says 'no' the first time, it's guaranteed almost always a 'no'.
its our human nature as guys to only wanna have lots of sex. its our genetics to have sex as much as possible to find the right mate. ive been with my gf for almost 2years and i still polish my car many times. it builds stamina and i think ive gained a solid inch tuggin on my boat.
 
Top