i just need an ounce or 2

[krillianred]

i'm older than 15, not putting my age out there but i am older than 15 and i'm not the immature dumb fuck you think i am. i don't only care about getting stoned. in new york, they don't prescribe medical marijuana but i smoke to ease headaches that i get frequently, i use it to ease my muscles after a long day of work, i also use it as a muscle relaxer for when my body feel like a rock the day after i play drums for hours at a time. i also use because it helps me think, read for prolonged periods of time, and write/play music better. the high is just another amazing thing that pot gives. i smoke at least twice a day usually more, and my tolerance for pot is growing so i need more to smoke to get stoned. it would be nice to have a personal supply where i don't need to give my money to other people just to get high.

don't fucking judge me because you have no idea who i am or what kind of person i am. i'm not threatening saying that i'm a psycho or anything lol i'm just saying that you don't know me so don't talk about me.

all i asked for was advice, someone told me something and i blew up and i apologized for that. i decided to do something less risky and my parents won't be blamed for it if i get caught. your stupid comments are just making this post even more long than it should be, so just stop.

i'm not replying to anyone else's stupid comments so this post is as good as done.

i don't spend my life on forums though so i don't really know how to delete it. if someone can, go for it.

thanks to the people who actually helped (i'm talking about RKM too, we might have argued but he/she helped me realize that growing inside is a really bad idea)

peace

the reaction you were expecting was probably along the lines of ...

"welcome to the stoners club online, where we will teach u anything because... we're all stoned.... so stoned..."

please.

so mr high and mighty "old enough to warrant respect from adults"

if you're working your ass off so much, why dont you just get your own place?

you work at target? 10 hour days eh? oh how terribly stressful and straining that must be. such emotional and physical distress a job like that must require. what do you do? box boy? stocker?


i mean seriously, you've got to be kidding me.

 

[billybob88]

hahahahah rep for krillian

 

[matt2907]

go for it schmalls. GROW IT!!!

 

[m3atwad]

you guys are trippin
all he wants to do is grow some pot.
you can smoke pot no matter what age you are.. actually you cant its illegal so who the fuck cares how old he is or whoes permission he has.
schmalls go for the grow.
good luck

 

[rkm]

Schmalls, just to reiterate what we mean by not growing indoors, that also means in your back yard, anywhere on your parents property puts them at risk. You wont be able to say you didnt know it was there either, especially when the cops pull them up and see that the soil is wet and it had not rained. They will know they have been cared for. Someone mentioned this at the beginning of this thread, take your parents out of the equation. Meaning, NO WHERE on their property, take them to some field in the country, that way if you get busted its just you and not your parents. But dont get caught trespassing either.

 

[TurboEscort]

---SOUND ADVICE---

The best way to learn about stuff on forums is to NOT ask questions. seriously, just read. ive only been on this forum for just over a month. all you have to do is read man. read read read read read.

outdoor growing forum does seem kind of intense, i thought so too at first. the guys on here are like mad scientist genius's with cannibus.

just spend a little bit of time every day reading different posts and threads dude. just open up any forum section, click on a thread that seems interesting and read. ANY question you could ever possibly ask has been covered already in this forum. i PROMISE you. i learned everything i know about growing in the last month from reading other people's shit.

i recommend the grow journals. they seem to be a more interesting read than regular posts, it keeps my attention better anyway. (Thanks ADHD, haha) but yeah, the grow journals also always have pictures, so you can get some visual learning in there.

ABOUT YOUR GROWING SITUATION

i understand you have stated that you are not growing indoors. cheers to that. you said you will not hide growing from your parents. cheers to that also.

if i were in your predicament, i would just find a place to grow outdoors. a place that IS NOT on your parents property. somewhere remote and hidden away from everyone.

but yeah, grow outdoors, its inexpensive, and is safer for your family.

good luck with the future grow man, i expect you should have a place picked out and planted by the coming summer.

 

[ROFLZORZ]

or you could do what im doing, build a greenhouse. if your parents dont care it shouldnt be a problem. and i dug a 5ft hole behind it so if there is an emergency ill just burry it, no big deal. you get the simplicity of growing outside(mine has black walls and a clear top) and the privacy of growing inside. make sure to mix the plants with various other plants that also smell. im planning on also growing coffie,mint,various vegtables, some herbs (as in parsely),and flowers. and by the way i already tried your idea, except i used an ice chest, its a good idea but the thing is that theres not enough space, your better off growing shrooms or peyote (if you can wait long enuff). so yea hope i was of some help =)

 

[schmalls]

the reaction you were expecting was probably along the lines of ...

"welcome to the stoners club online, where we will teach u anything because... we're all stoned.... so stoned..."

please.

so mr high and mighty "old enough to warrant respect from adults"

if you're working your ass off so much, why dont you just get your own place?

you work at target? 10 hour days eh? oh how terribly stressful and straining that must be. such emotional and physical distress a job like that must require. what do you do? box boy? stocker?


i mean seriously, you've got to be kidding me.

wow you're a fucking asshole. i really never knew that people who smoked pot could be such a douchebag. like, honestly i'm dumbfounded by it. if growers are this much of assholes then i really don't want to be one, i'd much rather buy weight and be down to earth than grow my own pot and think my shit don't stink.

you can go fuck yourself.

 

[rkm]

wow you're a fucking asshole. i really never knew that people who smoked pot could be such a douchebag. like, honestly i'm dumbfounded by it. if growers are this much of assholes then i really don't want to be one, i'd much rather buy weight and be down to earth than grow my own pot and think my shit don't stink.

you can go fuck yourself.

lol
it keeps getting better

 

[schmalls]

thanks for the advice to everyone who actually didn't come down on me i really appreciate it. you're the ones who helped. to all you idiots who only wanted to come down, fuck you. i changed my mind and explained that i was NOT GROWING IN MY HOUSE OR ANYWHERE NEAR MY FUCKING PROPERTY SO READ THE FUCKING POST OVER AGAIN AND YOU'LL LEARN THIS.

i'm starting to like adult potheads less and less ever since i've been on here. i visited a regular pot forum, and everyone is cool. but on here, these hardcore growers are not the people i expected them to be.

to the cool people, stay up. and to the assholes, thanks for making me feel like an idiot.

peace.

 

[schmalls]

lol
it keeps getting better

i'd love it to end but you guys are drama causing douchebags.

 

[TurboEscort]

thanks for the advice to everyone who actually didn't come down on me i really appreciate it. you're the ones who helped. to all you idiots who only wanted to come down, fuck you. i changed my mind and explained that i was NOT GROWING IN MY HOUSE OR ANYWHERE NEAR MY FUCKING PROPERTY SO READ THE FUCKING POST OVER AGAIN AND YOU'LL LEARN THIS.

i'm starting to like adult potheads less and less ever since i've been on here. i visited a regular pot forum, and everyone is cool. but on here, these hardcore growers are not the people i expected them to be.

to the cool people, stay up. and to the assholes, thanks for making me feel like an idiot.

peace.

i get what your saying dude. but they really are not trying to be assholes. they just want to express to you how important it is to be safe when growing. and its tough to do that over the internet without coming off like a prick. nobody is trying to be a dick im sure. they just dont want you to possibly throw your life and/or your parents life away with the possibility of being caught.

growing is a great privilege, but with that, it requires great responsibility.

so dont take anything personal on here man, just read the input everyone says and logically interpret it. if its offensive, just ignore it man.

no need to bicker over the net, its useless.

 

[Timmy the Toker]

ALL YOU PEOPLE STFU! YOU ARE NOT IN THIS KIDS SHOES SO WHAT DO YOU CARE IF HE GETS CAUGHT. ATLEAST HE'S ON ROLLITUP ASKING FOR GODDAMN HELP! ATLEAST HE WANTS TO LEARN. AND GET IDEAS ON HOW HE CAN STEALTH IT WITHOUT IT BEING A BIG DEAL! I HIDE PLANTS FROM MY PARENTS... AND YOU KNOW WHAT..... THEY WOULD JUST SMOKE IT ANYWAYS!!!

YOU COULD BE LOCKED UP W/ YOUR PARENTS, AND THEN YOU WILL BE LIVING ON THE STREETS. IF YOU SERIOUSLY THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY W/ IT THEN WHATEVER.

STOP YOUR BITCHING AND YOUR BASHING!

THIS IS NOT STONER BASHING TIME!!!

!!!SO STOP YOUR BASHING!!!




I WILL LIGHT YOUR CROP ON FIRE!!!

 

[Zekedogg]

ALL YOU PEOPLE STFU! YOU ARE NOT IN THIS KIDS SHOES SO WHAT DO YOU CARE IF HE GETS CAUGHT. ATLEAST HE'S ON ROLLITUP ASKING FOR GODDAMN HELP! ATLEAST HE WANTS TO LEARN. AND GET IDEAS ON HOW HE CAN STEALTH IT WITHOUT IT BEING A BIG DEAL! I HIDE PLANTS FROM MY PARENTS... AND YOU KNOW WHAT..... THEY WOULD JUST SMOKE IT ANYWAYS!!!

YOU COULD BE LOCKED UP W/ YOUR PARENTS, AND THEN YOU WILL BE LIVING ON THE STREETS. IF YOU SERIOUSLY THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY W/ IT THEN WHATEVER.

STOP YOUR BITCHING AND YOUR BASHING!

THIS IS NOT STONER BASHING TIME!!!

!!!SO STOP YOUR BASHING!!!




I WILL LIGHT YOUR CROP ON FIRE!!!

Eat a dick dude

 

[schmalls]

i get what your saying dude. but they really are not trying to be assholes. they just want to express to you how important it is to be safe when growing. and its tough to do that over the internet without coming off like a prick. nobody is trying to be a dick im sure. they just dont want you to possibly throw your life and/or your parents life away with the possibility of being caught.

growing is a great privilege, but with that, it requires great responsibility.

so dont take anything personal on here man, just read the input everyone says and logically interpret it. if its offensive, just ignore it man.

no need to bicker over the net, its useless.

yeah, but no matter how many times i explain that i'm not gonna be doing this anywhere near houses, they just keep talking and talking lol.

but you're right, and probably the most logical person i've met on here haha.

 

[scam397124]

dude 1 plant is easy to conceal.
if your parents are cool with you smoking then they are obviously not extremely strict.
If your growing 1 plant, how are you going to sell that. Even if your parents do find it 1 plant is no where near profit for a dealer, clearly 1 plant is for smoking, and smell would barely be a problem.
Now on the other hand 10 plants could be sketchy


-Its a little bit harsh to tell the kid he WILL get cought.
-with enough reading and effort 1 plant can work without any1 noticing

Good luck

 

[billybob88]

no one is trying to bash u bro, we are just trying to offer some experienced input. we are just lettin u know pretty much how it goes in this game. your learning man just keep reading. like has been said 1 plant will probly give u 2 or 3 ounces at best. thats if you do almost everything right too. only experience and skill can give you bigger yeilds. but just carefully plan what u want to do. we are all lookin out for u bro, we dont want u/parents to get caught, hell we dont want anyone to get caught growing one of God's "illegal" plants. just consider your options and start planning. if you dont think growing indoors in your room is a good idea, oh well, not a big deal, just start planning for outdoors ( the sun is one of the most powerful lights u can use, and its free). I started reading on how to grow 7 years ago. ive just now got the opportunity to do so. just dont be in a rush. read read read, plan, replan, read, think, replan, and replan. btw just my 2 cents u dont need to be bashing us for trying to give advice. we are just trying to help, not come down on you.

 

[Timmy the Toker]

Eat a dick dude

^
Nice come back....that realy hurt.

 

[Zekedogg]

Eat a Bigger dick dude

 

[YungMune]

your gonna get caught. buti f you do it grow like 2 plants and put them into to 12/12 early so they stay small. youll most likley get a ounce. when and i meant WHEN your parents find your trees. just tell them you were doing it for fun. you dont have a small cabinet or anything?