things you have to believe to be pro-dub-ya

[medicineman]

Things you have to believe to be pro-Dubya . . .

~ Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary.​

~Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's

daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with​

him,and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"​

diversion.​

~Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but tradewith China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony. ~ The United States should get out of the United Nations, and ourhighest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iran. ~A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her body, butmulti-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulations.~ The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops inspeeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combatpay. ~ If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.




~ A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,

then demand their cooperation and money.​

~ Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing

health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance​

companies have the best interests of the public at heart.​

~ Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but

creationism should be taught in schools.​

~ A president lying about an extra-marital affair is an impeachable

offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which​

thousands die is solid defense policy.​

~ Government should limit itself to the powers named in the

Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the​

Internet.​

~ The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but

George Bush's driving record is none of our business.​

~ Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a

conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers​

for your recovery.​

~ What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but

what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.​

 

[Dankdude]

Good Post med.

 

[WhatAmIDoing]

~Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but tradewith China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
~ Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing

health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance​

companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

~ Government should limit itself to the powers named in the

Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the​

Internet.



Lol. the funny thing is, this country seems to be built on hypocracy.
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[closet.cult]

these are very good.

 

[threatlevelorange]

Things you have to believe to be pro-Dubya . . .

~ Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary.​

~Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's

daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with​

him,and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"​

diversion.​

~Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but tradewith China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony. ~ The United States should get out of the United Nations, and ourhighest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iran. ~A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her body, butmulti-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulations.~ The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops inspeeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combatpay. ~ If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.




~ A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,

then demand their cooperation and money.​

~ Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing

health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance​

companies have the best interests of the public at heart.​

~ Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but

creationism should be taught in schools.​

~ A president lying about an extra-marital affair is an impeachable

offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which​

thousands die is solid defense policy.​

~ Government should limit itself to the powers named in the

Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the​

Internet.​

~ The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but

George Bush's driving record is none of our business.​

~ Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a

conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers​

for your recovery.​

~ What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but

what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.​

There is no hate. We just aren't hip on them getting married. Whats the hate part about? Homosexuals live a better life here than in any country in the world, or else they would not live here.

There is no good or bad people, only acts. You respond to the actions of a dictator and don't worry about how "good" or "bad" he is.

Are you defending Cuba? The UN is a beurocracy. They can't force anyone to do ANYTHING they don't want to...so why be there? A woman can kill her baby like a man can...er...never mind, nobody should. The military isn't a get-rich-quick scheme. If you can't afford condoms, you shouldn't be having sex. I mean, we are setting the bar REALLY low on this one!

France is gay. More gay than gay marriage.

Do they have doctors in Iraq? Maby you should move there. I hear there is lots of sun.

Yea tobacco is GREAT! So is pot. Get real! Who denied global warming? Was this a dream you had? How did the universe get here? If you can't answer that...well there goes UNIVERSAL health care.

A president CAUGHT in a lie gets impeached. Nuff' said.

A ban is extreme, especially since the constitution already has clearly defined marriage as heterosexual.

Never heard of Hill's cattle. Heard of the DUI, though. Isn't that ironic? Either way, I care not. It's not like he is driving a big school bus called the US of A.

Always has been an illness, as well as failure. Some people rise above, some don't. I guess that's what makes all the difference.

Your being vague. I'm not a historian. Must have not been very comparable though, because in other instances you have provided examples.

 

[Lacy]

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There is no hate. We just aren't hip on them getting married. Whats the hate part about? Homosexuals live a better life here than in any country in the world, or else they would not live here.

There is no good or bad people, only acts. You respond to the actions of a dictator and don't worry about how "good" or "bad" he is.

Are you defending Cuba? The UN is a beurocracy. They can't force anyone to do ANYTHING they don't want to...so why be there? A woman can kill her baby like a man can...er...never mind, nobody should. The military isn't a get-rich-quick scheme. If you can't afford condoms, you shouldn't be having sex. I mean, we are setting the bar REALLY low on this one!

France is gay. More gay than gay marriage.

Do they have doctors in Iraq? Maby you should move there. I hear there is lots of sun.

Yea tobacco is GREAT! So is pot. Get real! Who denied global warming? Was this a dream you had? How did the universe get here? If you can't answer that...well there goes UNIVERSAL health care.

A president CAUGHT in a lie gets impeached. Nuff' said.

A ban is extreme, especially since the constitution already has clearly defined marriage as heterosexual.

Never heard of Hill's cattle. Heard of the DUI, though. Isn't that ironic? Either way, I care not. It's not like he is driving a big school bus called the US of A.

Always has been an illness, as well as failure. Some people rise above, some don't. I guess that's what makes all the difference.

Your being vague. I'm not a historian. Must have not been very comparable though, because in other instances you have provided examples.

 

[iblazethatkush]

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I know right, Lacy. Unfortunately, there is a lot of people who think like this guy. You're lucky you live in Canada and don't have to deal with them on a regular basis.

 

[WhatAmIDoing]

There is no hate. We just aren't hip on them getting married. Whats the hate part about? Homosexuals live a better life here than in any country in the world, or else they would not live here.


France is gay. More gay than gay marriage.


A president CAUGHT in a lie gets impeached. Nuff' said.


A ban is extreme, especially since the constitution already has clearly defined marriage as heterosexual.


Always has been an illness, as well as failure. Some people rise above, some don't. I guess that's what makes all the difference.

I thought I'd just comment on a few. Every single one of your responses was inadequately supported, and extremely narrow-minded in nature, but these are those that stood out in particular in my view.

Ahem.

No hate on homosexuals? Then why can't they get married? Oh, right, you said so. "The constitution already has clearly defined marriage as heterosexual". Show me this. I've read the constituion many times in school, nowhere does it even mention marriage, gay or straight. And if we don't let them get married, does that not harbor hate? In this thinking nobody hated the Blacks in the late 19th and 20th centuries, "we" just didn't let them vote. Or ride in buses. Or do anything. There was no hate, "we just weren't hip on them getting the same rights as us".

"France is gay. More gay than gay marriage". Yeah. WOW. I want you on my side in a debate. You seem very well educated. What is that even supposed to mean? France has been our ally for centuries and now we just say "screw you, but help us out". They say, "WTF mate? get a hold of yourself." and your response is: You're gay.

And, wait wait...didn't Bush get caught in a lie? Hold on, wait a second. I thought the reason the US invaded was to destroy WMDs that were a threat to our national security. Nothing to do with Sadaam himself. Any weapons found? no? and wait, what happened to Sadaam? last i heard he was dead...oh yeah right. We hanged him.

And the whole drug thing....well....if that's what you believe, why are you here?

 

[Lacy]

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I know right, Lacy. Unfortunately, there is a lot of people who think like this guy. You're lucky you live in Canada and don't have to deal with them on a regular basis.

 

[bongspit]

bush got to be president because the news media did not tell us the truth, they did not lie, they just did not tell the truth...basically the news media chose who was going to be president...

 

[iblazethatkush]

...............

Whats that supposed to mean... You do got a lot of guys like this in Canada?

 

[iblazethatkush]

~Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's

daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with​

him,and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"​

diversion.​

~ A president lying about an extra-marital affair is an impeachable

offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which​

thousands die is solid defense policy.​

Very nice post, Med. I liked these two the best.

 

[threatlevelorange]

I thought I'd just comment on a few. Every single one of your responses was inadequately supported, and extremely narrow-minded in nature, but these are those that stood out in particular in my view.

Ahem.

No hate on homosexuals? Then why can't they get married? Oh, right, you said so. "The constitution already has clearly defined marriage as heterosexual". Show me this. I've read the constituion many times in school, nowhere does it even mention marriage, gay or straight. And if we don't let them get married, does that not harbor hate? In this thinking nobody hated the Blacks in the late 19th and 20th centuries, "we" just didn't let them vote. Or ride in buses. Or do anything. There was no hate, "we just weren't hip on them getting the same rights as us".

"France is gay. More gay than gay marriage". Yeah. WOW. I want you on my side in a debate. You seem very well educated. What is that even supposed to mean? France has been our ally for centuries and now we just say "screw you, but help us out". They say, "WTF mate? get a hold of yourself." and your response is: You're gay.

And, wait wait...didn't Bush get caught in a lie? Hold on, wait a second. I thought the reason the US invaded was to destroy WMDs that were a threat to our national security. Nothing to do with Sadaam himself. Any weapons found? no? and wait, what happened to Sadaam? last i heard he was dead...oh yeah right. We hanged him.

And the whole drug thing....well....if that's what you believe, why are you here?

Um...yea. There was ALOT of hate and there still is. How do you not see this? Well you probably are not black, otherwise you would KNOW the hate and the segregation that took place back then, and even affects us today still. Your comparing blacks not being allowed to vote to gays not being able to marry. Interesting! Kinda like Democrats that say inner-city kids have no second amendment and rural kids do. At any rate, that is an unfair comparison. Allowing blacks to vote allows all people to vote just the same, it doesn't change anything about voting. One vote, one person, one time. Gays have al the same rights as straights. You can't argue that. They can vote, just like blacks and whites. They can serve their country in war. They can get any job, purchase anything anywhere. If your going to bring up how that is not the case well then I have only one thing to say...what is this so called "government" you hold up so high going to do about it? Voting has not been altered in this example, but you say marriage must be altered. That is the crucial difference. It's a slippery slope where anything can happen when you change "one MAN, one WOMAN" to "whatever suits you." Your so sny with your little "the word straight isn't in the constitution." You knew what I meant. Get a life.

About France being Gay: How can you even take that serious? LMAO!
I was being politically incorrect. I'm not going to provide an intelligent rebuttal to every aspect of Marx's comments....sometimes he is right. !GASP!

Thats right...Bill got caught with his pants down and Bush was going off of intelligence gathered. "Every time the president is wrong, that means he is lying." Your CNN mentality isn't flying here, partner. Haven't you ever been wrong? Oh yea, you have....we just got over that with how you think a French army is a valuable thing to have behind US in times of war. You probably cried when Sadaam died. "It wasn't what he said at first...(Balling)."

What "drug thing?" WTF are you talking about? Why am I here? What the hell do you think I'm here for? He compared Republicans to people who think cigarettes are healthy, so I turned it around and mentioned pot...which hippies ACTUALLY DO endorse as healthy for some. The masses may be too high and stupid to understand the concept that pot lessens a persons physical abilities, but of course everyone knows cigarettes are bad....except for conservatives

 

[silk]

Kinda like Democrats that say inner-city kids have no second amendment and rural kids do.

I don't think the second amendment exists for any citizens these days...

P.S. Roy Jones Jr. was the last fighter to be a worthy champion in boxing

 

[silk]

Yo Sean Connery, the cure is not on this grow board! Dub-a-ya and company regime are dog food now. You see, you get dog food from beating a dead horse. If I'm wrong, we are all still fecked... It doesn't matter how bad it is now, the damage is done.
Let me fill up your glass with milk!

 

[threatlevelorange]

I don't think the second amendment exists for any citizens these days...

P.S. Roy Jones Jr. was the last fighter to be a worthy champion in boxing

Well...your somewhat right. We'll get it back.

haha! PS Floyd mayweather is facing Ricky Hatton and that will let us know if ricky may be the next that fits that mold. Don't know if you follow, but Floyd is the master of the sweet science and he has no balls in the ring...which tends to lead to more napping than screaming at the screen.

 

[Lacy]

NOOOO we don't! Thank God!twisted:

Whats that supposed to mean... You do got a lot of guys like this in Canada?

 

[medicineman]

Well...your somewhat right. We'll get it back.

haha! PS Floyd mayweather is facing Ricky Hatton and that will let us know if ricky may be the next that fits that mold. Don't know if you follow, but Floyd is the master of the sweet science and he has no balls in the ring...which tends to lead to more napping than screaming at the screen.

IMHO, Boxers are a bunch of dumbasses. They get beat up for a living, genious. 99.9% of boxers never get past the 50 bucks a fight plan, and the rest are so dumb they let their promoters steal the money. The last smart fighter was Ali, and even he got fucked over by the corporations. Even when they win a big purse, they party till the money is gone. I'll bet there are more broke ex-fighters than any other sport, dumbasses.

 

[bongspit]

IMHO, Boxers are a bunch of dumbasses. They get beat up for a living, genious. 99.9% of boxers never get past the 50 bucks a fight plan, and the rest are so dumb they let their promoters steal the money. The last smart fighter was Ali, and even he got fucked over by the corporations. Even when they win a big purse, they party till the money is gone. I'll bet there are more broke ex-fighters than any other sport, dumbasses.

what about george foreman?

 

[iblazethatkush]

what about george foreman?

Thx bongspit, I been waiting to say this.........Touche