i have an opossum in my armpit

[fdd2blk]

seriously, and i don't know what to do with him.

 

[certainun]

Those critters are nasty.

 

[1lastGodsend]

Smoke it out. Session.

 

[fdd2blk]

Those critters are nasty.

it's tiny, clean, furry and hella soft. it's been sitting in my backyard crying for 2 days.

 

[k-town]

Smoke it out. Session.

I agree with him.

 

[k-town]

he a cool looking little fellow.

 

[MediMaryUser]

feed it a bud

 

[1lastGodsend]

Feed it a bong rip.

 

[OregonMeds]

Wow that's just a tiny baby. Mom must have gotten run over or abandoned it. The mother will not come back for it either, it's on it's own now.

You could feed and water it and help it survive but then you'll never be rid of it, your home will be his home.

 

[fdd2blk]

Wow that's just a tiny baby. Mom must have gotten run over or abandoned it. The mother will not come back for it either, it's on it's own now.

You could feed and water it and help it survive but then you'll never be rid of it, your home will be his home.

mom lives in the yard somewhere. she had 3 or 4 on her belly 2 weeks ago. i built a ramp to the roof for the cats. the momma uses it to get to the roof them she goes into the attic of the patio. he must have fallen off of her. he was alone in the backyard 2 mornings ago at sunrise crying for her. i think he fell off and he's too small to get up the ramp. i don't know what to do. i have been waiting for her for 2 nights now so i can give him back. he looks really scared and sad and lonely.

 

[Mcgician]

I have a soft spot for all animals. Please make sure it ends up ok.

 

[fdd2blk]

i have fed him nothing but mashed strawberries and he gets NO bong rips.

 

[Mcgician]

i have fed him nothing but mashed strawberries and he gets NO bong rips.

Wow, he's livin large. Keep up the good work. People that want to entertain themselves watching a pet or animal stoned piss me off and really disappoint me.

 

[1lastGodsend]

Feed it a bud brownie.

 

[OregonMeds]

mom lives in the yard somewhere. she had 3 or 4 on her belly 2 weeks ago. i built a ramp to the roof for the cats. the momma uses it to get to the roof them she goes into the attic of the patio. he must have fallen off of her. he was alone in the backyard 2 mornings ago at sunrise crying for her. i think he fell off and he's too small to get up the ramp. i don't know what to do. i have been waiting for her for 2 nights now so i can give him back. he looks really scared and sad and lonely.

That's the thing though, now the mother will probably not accept it especially if you can't get your scent off the thing.

You're a parent now, congratulations.

Even if you hadn't ever touched it the parent still would have most likely never taken it back. They don't seem sentimental at all.

Like you say the parent is living right there in the area listening to the thing cry and just ignoring it. That's that.

I'm suprised your cats didn't kill it before you found it.

 

[fdd2blk]

my cats know better.

 

[THE DOJA MAN]

That's the thing though, now the mother will probably not accept it especially if you can't get your scent off the thing.

You're a parent now, congratulations.

Even if you hadn't ever touched it the parent still would have most likely never taken it back. They don't seem sentimental at all.

Like you say the parent is living right there in the area listening to the thing cry and just ignoring it. That's that.

I'm suprised your cats didn't kill it before you found it.

trade him to the pet store for a ferret. wayy cooler.

 

[1lastGodsend]

Does a possum have the potential to be domesticated?

Will it ever turn on you? I say keep it. It's doing cool with you why throw it out to the yard for it to cry all night. Let it grow then it'll eventually take care of itself.

Feed me a bong rip.

 

[megs]

Dude!
Quick!
Get it out!

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

Feed me a bong rip.

lmao