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HGCC

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I kicked the neighbor kids off my lawn last year multiple times. It was great, I laughed at the situation a bunch. Truly the start of middle age.

Man I am glad they moved, weird fucking cult prepping for religious war/end times. I have never seen a house as trashed as when they left, that's including crack houses and such. They had to gut the entire house and also replace the yard. Yesterday the people doing the yard happened across the patio table that had a built in fire place that the family decided to just bury in a big hole in the yard, propane tank still attached. Lots of yelling brought me out, I cracked up when I saw that as I had forgotten they did that.

They wanted to garden, as such they needed dirt. So they dug a hole around 3-4 feet deep and roughly 5 feet across. Their toddler kept falling into the hole as they didn't believe in watching their kids or basic safety. Around the same time, one of the kids burned themselves on the fire pit table. So two birds one stone, fire pit table went into the hole and got covered with 6 inches of dirt.

They grew one tomato for the year with all that dirt, then moved to the mountains to homestead.
 

DIY-HP-LED

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I kicked the neighbor kids off my lawn last year multiple times. It was great, I laughed at the situation a bunch. Truly the start of middle age.

Man I am glad they moved, weird fucking cult prepping for religious war/end times. I have never seen a house as trashed as when they left, that's including crack houses and such. They had to gut the entire house and also replace the yard. Yesterday the people doing the yard happened across the patio table that had a built in fire place that the family decided to just bury in a big hole in the yard, propane tank still attached. Lots of yelling brought me out, I cracked up when I saw that as I had forgotten they did that.

They wanted to garden, as such they needed dirt. So they dug a hole around 3-4 feet deep and roughly 5 feet across. Their toddler kept falling into the hole as they didn't believe in watching their kids or basic safety. Around the same time, one of the kids burned themselves on the fire pit table. So two birds one stone, fire pit table went into the hole and got covered with 6 inches of dirt.

They grew one tomato for the year with all that dirt, then moved to the mountains to homestead.
I hope they forget to change their voter registration!:lol:
 

HGCC

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It was a bummer, was looking forward to kids for my kid to play with but ehhhhh. Never thought I would find myself having to tell someone "hey...your kids are literally playing in traffic and running in front of cars." "God protects them." Cue screaming as a kid falls of a bike not wearing a helmet while one of the other kids throws rocks at cars.
 

DIY-HP-LED

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It was a bummer, was looking forward to kids for my kid to play with but ehhhhh. Never thought I would find myself having to tell someone "hey...your kids are literally playing in traffic and running in front of cars." "God protects them." Cue screaming as a kid falls of a bike not wearing a helmet while one of the other kids throws rocks at cars.
Tell them God delegated the job and responsibility to them and if they fail in it, God might just kill their kids!
 
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