Passing a drug test with Folgers coffee

oldtimer54

oldtimer54

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I once worked with a guy who carried a small 6 pack igloo cooler with him . Inside that cooler was a small container with his own urine that was frozen. He collected the urine during a time when he wasn't smoking and he knew it was clean .He kept the cooler in his freezer at home and would carry the cooler with him to work everyday. He did this for years. He had done this so much that there was a solid block of ice that had taken on the shape of the inside of the cooler and there was a hole in the block of ice that the urine filled container fit perfectly. We worked together untill he retired and never once was he randomly tested. At the time I thought it was a great idea but not great enough to persuade me to do the same thing.
The endeavors that some of us go thru to pass a piss test is utterly astounding.
Never heard of the Folgers thing before but nothing surprise's me now after working with a guy who carried his own frozen urine with him for years !
 
Exodus79

Exodus79

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I don`t know about you guy`s but Northern Alberta in the oil sand project they test for 2 things at once. 1) masking agent, 2) actual drug test.
I`m a chubby fuck with belly fat 5'10 270 lbs.. THC stay dorment in the fat cells. It took me 4 months of non smoking to pass my test at the hospital. I actually got myself self tested back then so i don`t waist 100$ for a piss test for work, just to see if I pass or not.

Best solution that worked for me is. Drink a lot of water. 4 Liters a day.
3 days before the test, everyday 4 liters of water
The day Before Eat a big fat Steak to get your creatine levels up
The morning of, wake up and piss… It`s the dirtiest of piss, first one of the day. Let`s say your testing at 10 am.
wake up 6am piss, drink water,
8 am drink water again and add a vitamin B12 to turn your diluted piss yellow again. Add extra strenght aspirine & tums anti acide, i don`t know why but it worked. ( update : your drinking so much water that you need to supplement it so that your piss might come as close to normal ) testing agencies labs check that shit out pretty close.

now your at the testing station, you`re not cheating your just giving diluted piss. When you start pissing point your pecker in the bowl for a few drips then put the middle of your reservoir in the piss cup.

Dilution is the only method of passing a piss test if your a chronic smoker like myself. Even then it`s not full proof.
 
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Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Exodus79 said:
I don`t know about you guy`s but Northern Alberta in the oil sand project they test for 2 things at once. 1) masking agent, 2) actual drug test.
I`m a chubby fuck with belly fat 5'10 270 lbs.. THC stay dorment in the fat cells. It took me 4 months of non smoking to pass my test at the hospital. I actually got myself self tested back then so i don`t waist 100$ for a piss test for work, just to see if I pass or not.

Best solution that worked for me is. Drink a lot of water. 4 Liters a day.
3 days before the test, everyday 4 liters of water
The day Before Eat a big fat Steak to get your creatine levels up
The morning of, wake up and piss… It`s the dirtiest of piss, first one of the day. Let`s say your testing at 10 am.
wake up 6am piss, drink water,
8 am drink water again and add a vitamin B12 to turn your diluted piss yellow again. Add extra strenght aspirine & tums anti acide, i don`t know why but it worked.

now your at the testing station, you`re not cheating your just giving diluted piss. When you start pissing point your pecker in the bowl for a few drips then put the middle of your reservoir in the piss cup.

Dilution is the only method of passing a piss test if your a chronic smoker like myself. Even then it`s not full proof.
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What kind of steak? When you say big fat do you mean just a huge steak or a big steak with a lot of fat? Would a ribeye be better or worse than a Porterhouse? I assume a New York wouldn't work, right? Filet is out of the question correct? Oh yeah, how best cooked? Personally I like them blood rare but I dunno how this works, so well done could be better? Please let me know quickly as I'm facing a piss test soon, thanks
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Singlemalt said:
What kind of steak? When you say big fat do you mean just a huge steak or a big steak with a lot of fat? Would a ribeye be better or worse than a Porterhouse? I assume a New York wouldn't work, right? Filet is out of the question correct? Oh yeah, how best cooked? Personally I like them blood rare but I dunno how this works, so well done could be better? Please let me know quickly as I'm facing a piss test soon, thanks
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the steaks are high
 
Boatguy

Boatguy

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Singlemalt said:
What kind of steak? When you say big fat do you mean just a huge steak or a big steak with a lot of fat? Would a ribeye be better or worse than a Porterhouse? I assume a New York wouldn't work, right? Filet is out of the question correct? Oh yeah, how best cooked? Personally I like them blood rare but I dunno how this works, so well done could be better? Please let me know quickly as I'm facing a piss test soon, thanks
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Agree.. Ribyeye or porterhouse for me. Tbone if on a budget, strip if i dont want to deal with bone..
Making me hungry

Thick cut london broil :P
 
Exodus79

Exodus79

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Eat the whole cow man.. get the creatine levels up. Something about testing masking agent and creatine levels I’m not sure and I’m not proclaiming this is the holy grail. Think about it if your drinking a shit load of water then your pretty much pissing water. So you gotta nuke the water
 
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