Random Jabber Jibber thread

Bob Zmuda

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Yeah I’ve never been on a vacation without weed either. (Except japan but I’ve told that story lol)

Sketchiest time was flying to Cabo San Lucas with my family when I was about 28. The night before I unstitched the very bottom of my boxers, packed weed in a ziplock then restitched the boxers lol.

When we landed it was like in the 70s, or when a president gets off a plane. We were on the tarmac and had to walk down stairs, then across the tarmac straight to a security check. Fuck.

Then I see the drug dogs. My heart goes into my throat. I walk by and a dog starts barking right at me. However, I was walking right next to my brother in law; who happens to be black with long dreadlocks.

They grab him and I keep walking. Searched him and his bags and found nothing.

Later at the hotel he’s complaining about how fucked up and racist it was and how they had NO reason to search him etc.

I said, “well........ it could have been cuz of THIS” and pulled out a bag of weed I cut outta the boxers.

Him: “fuck you asshole! Lemme hit that though.” :)

We ran out quickly and I got very drunk and wandered the back alleys and barrios getting further and further from the hotel area as night fell. I got weed. But I got myself in some crazy shit too.

But that’s another story. ;)

I’ll slink back to the land of turtle dix now.
 

Bareback

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Yeah that would be ideal, but I don’t fuck with many people anymore so edibles, oil, all the fun stuff is non existent to me.
We departed from mobile , no check of any kind until we returned and then the only thing was they asked if we had anything to declare I said no and away we went, but of course I didn't bring any back with me.

A friend of mine went to Jamaica and bought a sack and he wanted to bring it home but chickened out, when his plane landed their was a hurricane approaching and they rushed him though as fast as he could run , he is still crying about it.
 

jerryb73

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We departed from mobile , no check of any kind until we returned and then the only thing was they asked if we had anything to declare I said no and away we went, but of course I didn't bring any back with me.

A friend of mine went to Jamaica and bought a sack and he wanted to bring it home but chickened out, when his plane landed their was a hurricane approaching and they rushed him though as fast as he could run , he is still crying about it.
Lol, we are departing out of Tampa. Being my first I don’t know what to expect, I don’t think smoking in the room is a good idea? I’ll smoke anywhere, I’m a G like that.. but would rather not be detected.. is this going to be difficult?
 

Bareback

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Lol, we are departing out of Tampa. Being my first I don’t know what to expect, I don’t think smoking in the room is a good idea? I’ll smoke anywhere, I’m a G like that.. but would rather not be detected.. is this going to be difficult?
There were 4 or 5 decks and at the back of the boat late at night or very early in the morning, I could find at least one that was deserted. I would lien against the rail take several puffs and thump the roaches into the sea . The smoke would be carried away by the wind.

The on duty staff was busy and the off duty was out of sight. Sometimes their would be people in the shadows but they were busy with each other ( boy girl stuff ) . And sometimes you could smell weed in the corridor so I know people was smoking in their cabins.

Also the beaches were covered in drying turds , all bleached out from the sun. Just thought I would throw that in, just in case you were thinking of diving or letting the kids swim.
 

GreatwhiteNorth

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We departed from mobile , no check of any kind until we returned and then the only thing was they asked if we had anything to declare I said no and away we went, but of course I didn't bring any back with me.

A friend of mine went to Jamaica and bought a sack and he wanted to bring it home but chickened out, when his plane landed their was a hurricane approaching and they rushed him though as fast as he could run , he is still crying about it.
I harvested all the seed I got while there & brought them back - haven't popped them yet but the parent weed was pretty good for being preggo.
 
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