Random Jabber Jibber thread

StonedFarmer

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Shout out to Lauren my favourite bartender♡♡♡<3

She hooked me up with the beers and wrote a cute message on my receipt. "Wake up sober please *****, try and look happy next time. (:"

Shout out to the window washing collaboration for wantig to stomp my head in. I dipped outta that bar because I ain't bout dat fighting.

Shout outs to the makers of fine beer whiskey and food. Without you life would be a sick joke

The punch line is when I slit my own throat and giggles at the bloodm

Shout outs to EmO for never leaving me despite my shitty ass attitude towards you and life ij general. You always look like a emo barbie with a nose I could just poke. Without you cocaine wouldn't be rich enough

Shout outs to any one who has listened to me rant and rave and still throws me a hello here and there. I might be overwhelming but I cone with generosity and a big fucking smile.

Finally shout out to the ontario welfare program. Without you I wouldn't have all this money stacking up. This collaboration with the crack heads is good.


Shout OUTS baby Shout ought

Oh and mr binks aka dat boiii

Thanks for calling me and letting me make my mtacky jokes. Male was sent an hour ago fam.

Ill buy hockey tickets for us one day to party and bash our noses sober m8

Im just across the falls look for mybneon tracksuit
 
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StonedFarmer

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So my current friends are being mean sallies and trying to lecture me on self harm.

Tiddies won't stop me from self mutilation but they will make me cum ultra fast


Sunday is my homies b day rave. If you are near gay distrixt come by church sundays. .

1 pint on me if you tell glease peace happybday

The cocaine is in my pocket

Mark your dates roll a joint crush a pill


Sunday is rhe Fucking day to be alive. Big 30 for him. Cocaine,kedamean and aton of crack to say die slow but make ir sexy u fucking dance fase
 

StonedFarmer

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I might even hit thw mic come Sunday.

Been a long while since I spit fyre for thw dance crowds. Big choons only from me

Ratatatatatta erryone gotta amoke one big tyme

MCeeee Irish big up dem faces

Killaskkkkkkillllas and dancers put dat gun away


Young Irish is blasting the phonerrratatatatabigup dis boy


Woopoity woop

Or something like that..

I do better infront of naked dancing people


Orgies 4 hefferslyfe
 

Chunky Stool

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I might even hit thw mic come Sunday.

Been a long while since I spit fyre for thw dance crowds. Big choons only from me

Ratatatatatta erryone gotta amoke one big tyme

MCeeee Irish big up dem faces

Killaskkkkkkillllas and dancers put dat gun away


Young Irish is blasting the phonerrratatatatabigup dis boy


Woopoity woop

Or something like that..

I do better infront of naked dancing people


Orgies 4 hefferslyfe
R.I.P. SF :roll:
 

Chunky Stool

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From cops -- drunk guy is being arrested & blaming his neighbors for the disturbance:
"They're all incognito with each other. I'll see ya on the flip flop."
LOL :dunce:
 

StonedFarmer

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I
R.I.P. SF :roll:
I smoke that good whole undress yo self

I will sniff your panties eat yer brainbaby i aintmean


Cocaine


It makes me eat ur brains


Rest in peace sf aounds eerily like r.i.p the express

Rip express my chicago hombre


I will slay a half nigra in your honour bro


More cocaine fo ya


I auxk sixk only on fridays
..

Take a number
 

Chunky Stool

Well-Known Member
I

I smoke that good whole undress yo self

I will sniff your panties eat yer brainbaby i aintmean


Cocaine


It makes me eat ur brains


Rest in peace sf aounds eerily like r.i.p the express

Rip express my chicago hombre


I will slay a half nigra in your honour bro


More cocaine fo ya


I auxk sixk only on fridays
..

Take a number
Dude!
I've bulldozed a few piles, so I know the allure.

Take your vitamins or you'll end up like Rick James.

Just sayin... :roll:
 

StonedFarmer

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Have u even seen ny tiddies?

I have thoughts i sat on csm flicking my nips and smakkkin that ass


Want to see mt taint?.
Meow

You sound like phro atfu before i get feisty arrrrrrrrriba
 

StonedFarmer

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I dont even do drugs no mo but i keeps it duuurty


Out the hospital.

Grabs meds

Fucks a bitch up her clit

.giggles

What is sexxx
 
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