im going to attempt self surgery

Yessica...

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Dude, I'm so far behind in my TV shows.

Honestly I was just being facetious. I haven't seen greys anatomy since I dated my ex, so it's been over 3yrs lol
Hiiiiiiii!!!!

Long time muffin! I haven't had Internet set up at my new place yet so I'm strictly phone interwebing.

Miss you!
 

Singlemalt

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I'm not cut. Sometimes I wish I was. Every once in a while if I'm not paying attention sex can split the foreskin.
My dad had to get circumcized when he was 75, it was shrinking closed and he have to pull it back to piss and it would split, poor fucker. Then he was pissed at the Dr cuz he thought the doc took too much and made him smaller
 

mr sunshine

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My dad had to get circumcized when he was 75, it was shrinking closed and he have to pull it back to piss and it would split, poor fucker. Then he was pissed at the Dr cuz he thought the doc took too much and made him smaller
When I was young and tight I split mine a little. I was jacking it hard I musta been 10 or 11 and my soapy hand slipped and came back down on my dick pulled my skin back with enough force to cut me at the tip a little .. I was sacred. after that happened I didn't jack off for a whole day.
 

Yessica...

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I didn't see a cut either.

Either way, it did get taken down. If it was real, it would have had to be an intense cut to get all that blood.

There was a lot of blood.

Corn syrup and red food colouring maybe?
 

tyler.durden

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I'm not circumcised, and I had no idea foreskin can split. That sounds fucking awful. Mine is SUPER stretchy, even as a kid when I took a bath I had this little plastic tube that would put into my foreskin, pinch it closed at the tip, and blow air into it to make a kind of foreskin balloon. Sometimes I'd blow water into it and make a fleshy water balloon. We were poor and didn't have a lot of money for toys. Maybe you guys didn't play with it enough for proper stretch, I recommend copious amounts of masturbation from an early age...
 
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