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mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Singlemalt said:
I fucked a giant clam once, if you had seen what it was attached to, you'd consider it bestiality
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Lmfao... Did it smell? I used to fuck this girl that smelled like sour shit.. She was always wet as can be. Dripping. I always used a condom. Then one day she calls me to tell me she has clymidia... fucken clam.i got checked even thought used a rubber..luckly I never ate her out.. She wanted me to but I couldn't it smelled to much. Thank god
 
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mr sunshine

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I used to pick up this chick that would give me head in front of her baby.. It was weird but her nasty sluttyness turned me on. She would suck dick so hard it was almost unpleasant but she just loved dick and hard sex... On one occasion I made her bleed I know it was with my fingers....brutal finger fucking. She was drunk and thought I did it with my dick.. The blood made her want more she loved that her pussy was bleeding... I miss those times.
 
Singlemalt

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mr sunshine said:
Lmfao... Did it smell? I used to fuck this girl that smelled like sour shit.. She was always wet as can be. Dripping. I always used a condom. Then one day she calls me to tell me she has clymidia... fucken clam.i got checked even thought used a rubber..that was the only girl I never ate out.. She wanted me to but I couldn't it smelled to much. Thank god
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Yes, alot. I was drunk and afterwards I felt just like I did when I first jacked, though god wasn't involved so I figgered I was hung over

Edit: Later my buddy sez I owe him $10; "For the whore?" "No, for the half bottle of bourbon I poured on your crotch afterwards"
 
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mr sunshine

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I once boned this chick by pretending to be a gangster.. She didn't know me she's from a neighboring town.. I met her on the internet we hung out . played her and banged her I made her give me head on the toilet and I didn't even shower before I picked her up.. I was thinking it would be hot if this slut sucks on my smelly dick. It was.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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I once boned this chick by pretending to be a gangster.. She didn't know me she's from a neighboring town.. I met her on the internet met up.played her and banged her made her give me head on the toilet and I didn't even shower before I picked her up.. I was thinking it would be hot if this slut sucks on my smelly dick. It was.
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Hahahaha

How do you pretend to be a gangster?

Were you a blood or a crypt? Or you made up your own?

I'd wear a rainbow bandana and say I was in the MUP gang.

Magical Unicorn Pussy Gang.
 
whitebb2727

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tyler.durden said:
Lmfao... Did it smell? I used to fuck this girl that smelled like sour shit.. She was always wet as can be. Dripping. I always used a condom. Then one day she calls me to tell me she has clymidia... fucken clam.i got checked even thought used a rubber..that was the only girl I never ate out.. She wanted me to but I couldn't it smelled to much. Thank god
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Once in my life I turned a piece down. The smell was unbearable. It was bad.

mr sunshine said:
I used to pick up this chick that would give me head in front of her baby.. It was weird but her nasty sluttyness turned me on. She would suck dick so hard it was almost unpleasant but she just loved dick and hard sex... On one occasion I made her bleed I know it was with my fingers....brutal finger fucking. She was drunk and thought I did it with my dick.. The blood made her want more she loved that her pussy was bleeding... I miss those times.
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A few of us went to a party. One of my buddies hooked up while me and another guy were inside. We had been drinking all day. Later on the buddy come back in. I walked over real fast because I thought something was wrong. He had blood all over his face. It was dark and he had went down on her. I reckon it was her time of the month and didn't tell him.

He promptly went to the bathroom and cleaned up. When he came out a couple people asked what happened. He told them it was a nose bleed and he didn't feel good. We left after that.
 
mr sunshine

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Yessica... said:
Hahahaha

How do you pretend to be a gangster?

Were you a blood or a crypt? Or you made up your own?

I'd wear a rainbow bandana and say I was in the MUP gang.

Magical Unicorn Pussy Gang.
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She was a nortenia supposedly .when I found out I asked her what she was whiling to do for the north... It was all bullshit after that. I regret not calling the whole gang over to train her. My friends will act like gay gangsters if it gets them pussy..I was young and not thinking straight. Today in the same situation she would have gotten gangbaned and filmed.. If I wasn't in a relationship of course.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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mr sunshine said:
She was a nortenia supposedly .when I found out I asked her what she was whiling to do for the north... It was all bullshit after that. I regret not calling the whole gang over to train her. My friends will act like gay gangsters if it gets them pussy..I was young and not thinking straight. Today in the same situation she would have gotten gangbaned and filmed.. If I wasn't in a relationship of course.
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I never understood how some women use sex to get what they want. Like "in with a gang".

I feel like the only good reason to have sex is because you want to have sex. Or maybe because its Wednesday.

Meh, different strokes I guess.

Luckily I have no gang affiliations so gang banging was never in the cards for me...
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Yessica... said:
I never understood how some women use sex to get what they want. Like "in with a gang".

I feel like the only good reason to have sex is because you want to have sex. Or maybe because its Wednesday.

Meh, different strokes I guess.

Luckily I have no gang affiliations so gang banging was never in the cards for me...
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She was already in a gang she just wanted to hang out with a gangster. complete slut she didn't even get drunk first. I seen her 4 years later at dollar tree with her boyfriend... I popped a chub because I know she's a smelly dick gobbling whore.
 
qwizoking

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mr sunshine said:
I used to pick up this chick that would give me head in front of her baby.. It was weird but her nasty sluttyness turned me on. She would suck dick so hard it was almost unpleasant but she just loved dick and hard sex... On one occasion I made her bleed I know it was with my fingers....brutal finger fucking. She was drunk and thought I did it with my dick.. The blood made her want more she loved that her pussy was bleeding... I miss those times.
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So fucking with a toddler on the bed watching is straight rightt? Just like 1-2yrs
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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So fucking with a toddler on the bed watching is straight rightt? Just like 1-2yrs
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I think he said baby.

No idea though. You'd think the parent of said child would not want to fuck in front of their kid.

I personally wouldn't want to fuck in front of anyone's kid.

Is it actually illegal to have sexual relations in front of a baby?
 
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