Hookabelly
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@Singlemalt Where you been hiding the past week? Do yo actually have a life? I'm so jealous
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Flaming Pie
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Did you make up? You're calling her a her now?
Flaming Pie
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Wish wish wish.... Dude go the hospital!
Singlemalt
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As much as I resist, real life does seem to intrude on some of my time
. My kids came home for my B-day; them and the ex are commanding my presence. Now add my mom to the mix, I have very little time......4 women of multiple generations demanding. Sigh
Hookabelly
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As much as I resist, real life does seem to intrude on some of my time
TOKEN BUD/BUNS PIC FOR RANDY SINGLEMALT;
@Singlemalt Didn't you just do the 4 generations of females thing? Or has another year gone by? I seem to remember you talking about how you survived this same gig a while ago. Hope your birthday was a warm one spent with those you love.
Singlemalt
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Thanks. That was Christmas. Mom lives at my place now, trying to get her to choose a modular home style, build it , move her in so she's outta my house. It's not shoes for gawd's sake, fucking make up your mind. You know, long story
TOKEN BUD/BUNS PIC FOR RANDY SINGLEMALT;
@Singlemalt Didn't you just do the 4 generations of females thing? Or has another year gone by? I seem to remember you talking about how you survived this same gig a while ago. Hope your birthday was a warm one spent with those you love.
Yessica...
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bahahahaha - Tried to find you the old "Serenading Unicorn" birthday song, and this is what came up.
I don't know wat he's saying, and it's probably isn't "Happy Birthday".
But - here you go!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
ebgood
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happy bday malt!!As much as I resist, real life does seem to intrude on some of my time
Singlemalt
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Thanks, I guess.....sounds like a weird ABBA lol
Hookabelly
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I don't know why but that just made me spit out my iced tea. Is your mom (even though you're a good son and you love her) driving you crazy? I just pictured this little lady following you around like you're twelve.
Tell.
Singlemalt
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Sweet! Grazie.........sweet butt all on grains, too lol
Yessica...
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I can try to remember the original. It was brought to you by "JUICY FRIUT"
Then they pulled it and I can't seem to find it anywhere. The unicorn in the previous video is stollen from THAT video.
Not when it's dressed up all blingy though.
Ok - here she goes. From the old memory bank:
"I heard it was your birthday Tooo-DAY, so from the bottom of my mythical heeeeeeaaaaaart
blew blew beeeeew, do do do
I know you're the only one whose been sweet from the start
Swe-swe-swe-swe-sweeet from the start - HEY
(rap part now)
A year olda and you still look young, so I hope that your day is an Especially SWEET ONE
Happy birthday Yeah- eh."
Hookabelly
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She's got a teensy run in her left stocking. I'll bet that's the very first thing @Singlemalt noticed...
Singlemalt
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You have no idea. She follows me around, chattering away, getting in the way. Chattering, asking questions like a 4 yr old. Had a large dead pine tree fall on the barn, it's propped on it. I'm on the roof(steep) with a chain saw..........she's chattering away, in the way.
Gary Goodson
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@Singlemalt I've got one more pint eyeballing me, telling me
"I don't give a fuck how much you've had to drink today, you're gonna finish me!"
So here's to you sir, Happy Birthday!
Yup, I had to 1 up everyone with an ass gif
"I don't give a fuck how much you've had to drink today, you're gonna finish me!"
So here's to you sir, Happy Birthday!
Yup, I had to 1 up everyone with an ass gif
Singlemalt
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Thanks; love to see that live. Pray for me, tmo is Mom's B-day, and the kids are still nearby. FML lol.@Singlemalt I've got one more pint eyeballing me, telling me
"I don't give a fuck how much you've had to drink today, you're gonna finish me!"
So here's to you sir, Happy Birthday!
Yup, I had to 1 up everyone with an ass gif
Yessica...
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Hookabelly
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This is why I spit my drink all over the screen. I am sooo picturing that. did you just FIRE up the chainsaw and rev it right in the middle of her gum beating? That's what I would do. I swear, I work with my Mom once a week (family business) and I totally revert to passive aggressive stunts like that. It's the only way to stay sane. I will NOT micro manage my children when they are grown.