How's everyone doing this Monday morning?

[dashcues]

Like a TWISTA???

I always thought it would be so cool to see one, because of the movies. But I'm sure in real life it would be super terrifying.

If that's what you're talkin about - must have been scary as fuck. Glad you and the loved ones are ok!

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Woke up to tornado warnings going off this morning.Far as anybody can tell we just had straight-line winds.60mph+.
Next parish over has confirmed tornado sightings.
Mom lives next door.Checking on her I see 2 trees down.All sorts of debris.Some ours,some from other yards.
Thanks Yessica

 

[Growan]

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@Yessica... ...I'll help you clean room if you come help me lolliopop my shizz

I can help you. From right here. You want to know how...?

 

[Blue Wizard]

Well I had a really shitty morning before work, work was even worse and now I'm on my lunch break trying to relax a bit before I go back. Except this sandwich I bought tasted a bit off after the first bite and an onion fell out of the bottom that had a pretty big piece of plastic stuck to it, so into the trash it went.

I missed a delivery just now because the truck driver decided 12:20 was a good time to make a delivery and he couldn't wait 15 min for me to drive back over there.

So now the tile and other things I needed like last week have to wait another day. Bunch of other shitty things happened today but I really don't want to get into it right now.

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

Well I see @mainliner is starting to make a change (applause)

 

[Gary Goodson]

Well I see @mainliner is starting to make a change (applause)

Man everyone is still upset with the shit you pulled. Then you go around spamming people's threads with your number bullshit. Dude, I made this thread in hopes of avoiding any drama. This is about hanging out with people WE consider friends.

Since you're here, tell us about your weekend. Did you do anything fun?

 

[abe supercro]

With this sexy new saw, my flannel shirt, and my beard I should be able to pull Canadian chicks all day, right?

Nice! As you break it in the blade will stretch most at the beginning. those suck plenty of bar oil too

 

[ebgood]

Im at work. Fuck mondays

 

[Dyna808]

Are Stihl's any good? My husqy seized up last year after someone put straight gas in it..., I want another Husqy..but they are so damn expensive.

Their the best, honestly. That's why all the professional tree guys use them. Very expensive though.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

not so good this monday morning got the shitty ol flu...

 

[Gary Goodson]

Hey check it out, my pic is on the RIU Facebook page

 

[HoLE]

Fuck,,,,Friday I got a flat front tire on the highway with no spare,,,,100 bucks for a tow to my mechanic,,,luckily he fixed the tire for free,,,,,got drunk,,,,,worked saturday and some assclown in the nieghborhood called the Ministry of Labour on us cuz we weren't wearing our harnesses and ropes on the roof and some chick shows up and almost shut us down,,,I showed her we had all the shit and she let us go with a warning and let us go back too work,third time in 32 years been lucky,,,, ,,,hour and a half wasted,,,got drunk,,,,,,today I go and report to WSIB,,,,workplace insurance board,,I have nothing to report for the first quarter because we haven"t worked,,,we did but it was all cash and non reportable,,,,,but to work for a business you need a clearance certificate to do so,,,,every 90 days,,,well I was in-eligible for some reason,,,call WSIB and they say I owe them for the last 3 quarters,,I say I have the papers with the banks stamp on them saying paid,,,lady tells me bank went paperless and hasn"t been sending in the bottom portion of the bill and I owe them 195.48 if I want to go to work,,,fuckin communists,,,so I got it all straightened out just 20 minutes ago,,got my clearance,,and now I'm gettin drunk,,and goin for a vape,,,but I'll be right back FUCK!

 

[Gary Goodson]

Fuck,,,,Friday I got a flat front tire on the highway with no spare,,,,100 bucks for a tow to my mechanic,,,luckily he fixed the tire for free,,,,,got drunk,,,,,worked saturday and some assclown in the nieghborhood called the Ministry of Labour on us cuz we weren't wearing our harnesses and ropes on the roof and some chick shows up and almost shut us down,,,I showed her we had all the shit and she let us go with a warning and let us go back too work,third time in 32 years been lucky,,,, ,,,hour and a half wasted,,,got drunk,,,,,,today I go and report to WSIB,,,,workplace insurance board,,I have nothing to report for the first quarter because we haven"t worked,,,we did but it was all cash and non reportable,,,,,but to work for a business you need a clearance certificate to do so,,,,every 90 days,,,well I was in-eligible for some reason,,,call WSIB and they say I owe them for the last 3 quarters,,I say I have the papers with the banks stamp on them saying paid,,,lady tells me bank went paperless and hasn"t been sending in the bottom portion of the bill and I owe them 195.48 if I want to go to work,,,fuckin communists,,,so I got it all straightened out just 20 minutes ago,,got my clearance,,and now I'm gettin drunk,,and goin for a vape,,,but I'll be right back FUCK!

Sounds rough, glad you got all that shit worked out bro. I just might have to crack one open with ya later

 

[HoLE]

Sounds rough, glad you got all that shit worked out bro. I just might have to crack one open with ya later

Cheers! Anytime today all day,,,and tomorrow,,,and next month,,year,,decade,,,whatever,,,,it's all worked out good and was taken care of expediently,,,cuz that's how I roll

 

[whitebb2727]

I took a chainsaw to the head. I was cutting a log that someone nailed barbed wire to when it was young and grew over. Over 100 stitches. If it would have been my old stihl without a brake it would have killed me.


My weekend I did nothing. I slept most of it.
I been working nights, working in my vegetable garden, turkey hunting and scouting for this years guerilla grow.

I finally crashed and slept for two days.

 

[HoLE]

I took a chainsaw to the head. I was cutting a log that someone nailed barbed wire to when it was young and grew over. Over 100 stitches. If it would have been my old stihl without a brake it would have killed me.


My weekend I did nothing. I slept most of it.
I been working nights, working in my vegetable garden, turkey hunting and scouting for this years guerilla grow.

I finally crashed and slept for two days.

sorry bout the stitches ,,,but as long as they ain't in the mouth you can still toke eat drink and lick pussy,,yur good

 

[Diabolical666]

How high do you have your lights off ur plants

probably like 16''...as big as my cock

 

[Diabolical666]

I took a chainsaw to the head. I was cutting a log that someone nailed barbed wire to when it was young and grew over. Over 100 stitches. If it would have been my old stihl without a brake it would have killed me.


My weekend I did nothing. I slept most of it.
I been working nights, working in my vegetable garden, turkey hunting and scouting for this years guerilla grow.

I finally crashed and slept for two days.

holy sheeeit! did you die?

 

[whitebb2727]

sorry bout the stitches ,,,but as long as they ain't in the mouth you can still toke eat drink and lick pussy,,yur good

The worst is the fact I get pissed every time I look in the mirror and see the scars. It hit me like a baseball bat. It gave me a severe concussion.

Its all good though as you said I can still eat, drink, toke, and lick. Lol.

 

[HoLE]

probably like 16''...as big as my cock

that's a short distance,,or a small penis,,,,if I kept my light my dick distance away from them they wouldn't grow at all

 

[whitebb2727]

holy sheeeit! did you die?

Lol. No. It was a newer saw that has a brake that engages when it kicks back. I have an old saw that doesn't have that feature. That one would have killed me.