AnitaNuggs
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hahahaha that would suuck!
then he'd be a pussy only man...
then he'd be a pussy only man...
Sexual Discoveries
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mastakoosh
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hope this enlightens some. when i was younger we called a girl like this the gooch because her vag supposedly would growl at you. lotta good technique on the vid.
YouTube - Assorted Queefs
YouTube - Assorted Queefs
EarthlyPassions
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Hmm, sexual discoveries, let me think.
Alright, I discovered that a lot of women can't come vaginally, but also need clitoral stimulation as well, but almost all women can come with clitoral stimulation alone.
I also discovered, (although, this may only apply to me) that female ejaculation isn't about the size of the toy, but more about stamina, and the power and angle of the thrust.
Since I discovered F.E. no pleasure session feels complete until I've ejaculated at least once. It gives you that nice, completely relaxed feeling, like getting high. (Which is especially important to me now, since I have no weed.)
Those are the only discoveries I've made.
I contribute what I can.
Alright, I discovered that a lot of women can't come vaginally, but also need clitoral stimulation as well, but almost all women can come with clitoral stimulation alone.
I also discovered, (although, this may only apply to me) that female ejaculation isn't about the size of the toy, but more about stamina, and the power and angle of the thrust.
Since I discovered F.E. no pleasure session feels complete until I've ejaculated at least once. It gives you that nice, completely relaxed feeling, like getting high. (Which is especially important to me now, since I have no weed.)
Those are the only discoveries I've made.
I contribute what I can.
AnitaNuggs
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i think those are the discoveries that men need to find out quickly lmaoHmm, sexual discoveries, let me think.
Alright, I discovered that a lot of women can't come vaginally, but also need clitoral stimulation as well, but almost all women can come with clitoral stimulation alone.
I also discovered, (although, this may only apply to me) that female ejaculation isn't about the size of the toy, but more about stamina, and the power and angle of the thrust.
Since I discovered F.E. no pleasure session feels complete until I've ejaculated at least once. It gives you that nice, completely relaxed feeling, like getting high. (Which is especially important to me now, since I have no weed.)
Those are the only discoveries I've made.
Garden Knowm
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Stoney McFried
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You're very affectionate, arent you? Remind me of a kitty cat...
mjetta
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Thats literally the nastiest thing of ever seen. farting is for butthholes only
im traumatized now
Stoney McFried
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It comes from air being pumped into the vagina.It isn't an actual fart.
Thats literally the nastiest thing of ever seen. farting is for butthholes only
im traumatized now
mjetta
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i know, close enough though
but i read somewhere that air in the vagina can lead to blood clots that can spread to the brain and heart, so its supposed to be avoided at all costs
talk about bringing new meaning to deadly fart
Stoney McFried
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I think that applies during pregnancy.Queefs can be caused by a loose fit between penis and vagina.
i know, close enough though
but i read somewhere that air in the vagina can lead to blood clots that can spread to the brain and heart, so its supposed to be avoided at all costs
talk about bringing new meaning to deadly fart
BreatheSmoke
New Member
Wouldn't jerking off with a sock kinda hurt? Like give you brush burn on your dick? That doesn't sound pleasant...
Stoney McFried
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Did you read the part about the battery on the clit?Or suck it till it's red?WTF!!
BreatheSmoke
New Member
Guys are just so incredibly clueless a lot of the time.... I'm still trying to figure out what the point of putting a battery on your clit would be. Is the acid supposed to leak out and cause a pleasurable burning rush? lol
Stoney McFried
Well-Known Member
If that ever happens, baking soda will neutralize the acid...and keep your box fresh while you smack the guy around.
BreatheSmoke
New Member
rofl... Thanks for the advice... I think I'll try that tonight.
Stoney McFried
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Just cut out the middle man and smack him if he comes at you with a battery.