The UK Growers Thread!

Garybhoy11

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Haha, i had to go to primark afterwards and buy a couple of jumpers just to remind myself that cheap exists. £100 for a pair of shoes is crazy, but they are in part for the funeral, and then also for future interviews etc. Same with the suit I bought, opted against funeral black so that i could use it for other occasions as well, not a chance i'm spending £200 on a funeral suit, so went with dark navy. I should mention, because it's predominantly for the funeral, i'm not paying, and because my dad is filthy rich, well, I went for the designer options, not store brand :D All he stated in his email was a "nice" suit and shoes, and the only other requirement was that it wasn't Saville row.



Sounds fucking good, well, other than the roast beef, roast beef sucks donkey balls, all about the leg of lamb! I've had a glass of dr pepper, and that's it this weekend. Gonna have to teach my gf to cook one of these days. Two and a half years together and she has never cooked me a thing, unless you count the frozen pizza she put in a 1500w microwave oven for 10 minutes on high, that had already been pre-heated to 180 degrees for oven cooking.
Yeah mate love a lamb roast myself but lamb is pricey as fuck nowadays and when on a budget beef, chicken or ham does the trick almost as well,
know how ya feel on the gf situation my wifes the same if it aint microwaved or chucked in an oven she dont have a clue, I have taught her a few things over the last 10 yrs tho but she still asks me 100 questions every time she cooks even if shes made the dish 100 time before
 

Garybhoy11

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Hey garyman u headin to the Ireland vs Scotland game nxt month
No mate only game ive got lined up is the scotland v england game nxt month, just bought my tickets yesterday, I dont do away games for team or country fuck paying that sorta money just to watch a 90 min game,
 

tip top toker

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Yeah mate love a lamb roast myself but lamb is pricey as fuck nowadays and when on a budget beef, chicken or ham does the trick almost as well,
know how ya feel on the gf situation my wifes the same if it aint microwaved or chucked in an oven she dont have a clue, I have taught her a few things over the last 10 yrs tho but she still asks me 100 questions every time she cooks even if shes made the dish 100 time before
Lol. At least yours has put things in the oven. Mine can't even cook instant noodles without overcooking them. When it's time for a roast though, i'll always spend the extra for lamb, and not that vac-packed shit in the supermarket. I just don't see a reason for beef, any kind. I see steak like scallops. Utter waste of money overhyped "rich man" food. Beef is good for mcdonlads burgers, pretty much the only time i'll actually pay for it.

£60 to watch a bunch of faggots jogging around a field for 90 minutes, my shoes suddenly seem rather cheap!
 

The Yorkshireman

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So IC3, when you've got N problems you over feed with Calcium and Magnesium at the same time cos you use CalMag+ instead of a Mono N?

You've just given yourself a reason to use the N without the rest of the range right there, lol.


And which brand CalMag+ are you using that's got loads of Nitrogen in it?
Seems a bit iffy.
 

tip top toker

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So IC3, when you've got N problems you over feed with Calcium and Magnesium at the same time cos you use CalMag+ instead of a Mono N?

You've just given yourself a reason to use the N without the rest of the range right there, lol.


And which brand CalMag+ are you using that's got loads of Nitrogen in it?
Does seem a bit backwards doesn't it. Last i checked when growing you make effort not to overfeed. Makes me think of someone trying to lose weight by eating celery, so they eat shit loads of spag bog because there is celery in the sauce.

But hey, ICE has a flawless record of happy healthy plants.. :lol:
 

R3l@X

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So IC3, when you've got N problems you over feed with Calcium and Magnesium at the same time cos you use CalMag+ instead of a Mono N?

You've just given yourself a reason to use the N without the rest of the range right there, lol.


And which brand CalMag+ are you using that's got loads of Nitrogen in it?
Seems a bit iffy.
i didn't even dignify it with a response. Lol
 

R3l@X

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Don't get me started on my missus, when I first went to Germany to meet her family her mother emphasised how all the veg came from their garden n how she hand makes everything n even the pate they had (I had to bring some home, was fucking delicious) came from a pig they bought last year to slaughter n what do I get? A gf that can't cook for shit! I have to be the only guy that's dating a German woman that can't even cook me some mother fucking schnitzel
 

tip top toker

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To be fair there has been massive improvement lately I must say.
Can't argue that. Went from outright killing them to hermies :lol: Give it another decade and he might just get to harvest problem free j/k

Don't get me started on my missus, when I first went to Germany to meet her family her mother emphasised how all the veg came from their garden n how she hand makes everything n even the pate they had (I had to bring some home, was fucking delicious) came from a pig they bought last year to slaughter n what do I get? A gf that can't cook for shit! I have to be the only guy that's dating a German woman that can't even cook me some mother fucking schnitzel
Haha, join the club. Only met her grandma once, and she cooked dinner, and it was some of the best curried things i've ever had, nothing like the absolute horse shit we call curry in the UK, yet the best the misus can do is slice up a mango and grind some pepper over it and give it a squeeze of lime. Although she does bake some damned good cakes! Shame I hate cake.
 

R3l@X

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Mine would probably burn the house down if she looked at a fucking lime let alone use it lol mine can supposedly bake..she was in aww when I baked her a loaf of bread so I'm iffy about these "baking"skills of hers.. Loving my excessive use of "mine"... Bitch is owned yo lol
 
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