I'm still alive but RIU sucks now.

Yessica...

Yessica...

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Singlemalt said:
Pinny might, but we'd get that looooooooong discourse from Yessica about she only strokes the one of bf (you know, the one that's always a coupla paragraphs)
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I just need to keep you reading long enough for me to steal all your credit card information...and get all those sexy selfies you think NO ONE else knows about...
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Hawt....

EDIT: And I give out inter web handies and blowies like it's going out of style...

See...right there...handie for you....
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Singlemalt said:
Pinny might, but we'd get that looooooooong discourse from Yessica about she only strokes the one of bf (you know, the one that's always a coupla paragraphs)
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U talking about the one that usually goes something like """I used to be a whore.. in the past I was all about getting porked I would suck dick after dick....but I don't do that now because love!!"""
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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mr sunshine said:
U talking about the one that usually goes something like """I used to be a whore.. in the past I was all about getting porked I would suck dick after dick....but I don't do that now because love!!"""
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Awwwwwes - you pay attention...

I never said I was a whore. I said I didn't love every guy I had sex with.

I also call myself a whore sometimes, because JOKES. It's way funnier saying "I was a cum dumpster" rather than saying "I wanted to have sex but wasn't interested in a meaningful relationship. We never talked about our favourite soups."

That's what true love is - talking about soups. Fact.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Kodank Moment said:
Also, WHAT THE FUCK ARE TROPHIES!!!??!!??!
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It's a sick practice that some forums have where they collect the mutilated remains of the fallen, as human trophies. Sometimes it's heads, ears, penises, mutilated clitorises, or foreskins. Other times it's aborted fetuses or menstrual fluid in test tubes. It's simply a method to prove that your forum is gayer than another forum.
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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Kodank Moment said:
@lahadaextranjera what the fuck?
RIU turned into instagram...

@tytheguy111
New account of an old member or? Cause I don't know you bro. You joined when I was in jail.

@everyothermotherfucker

Stop hijacking off in my thread with your dumb shit.

@Yessica... I'lol pm you dick pics if you pm me some noodz.

@april you still around boo? I hope so!
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Wow! You like the tag thing huh? Lol
 
ttystikk

ttystikk

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Kodank Moment said:
Ya I saw both Pinworm and Yessica. They need to go outside. From the sheer volume of their post count compared to join date, I assume its mostly weird random stupid shit I don't want to read.

Spammy didn't invent shit. He's a chode at best.

What are trophies?
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Lol I like how you call it like you see it.
 
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