Do you agree with Uncle Buck?

[Richard Simmons]

ROFFLEPWN

 

[Rob Roy]

I jerked off a unicorn at big bucks house

As long as it was consensual and you didn't make him wear those funky gym shorts you like.

 

[oldtimer54]

I don't know what all this shit is about.......the dude who claims to be uncle buck now is not the real uncle buck !
The uncle buck that I knew was a damn simple seller of treadmills

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

I don't know what all this shit is about.......the dude who claims to be uncle buck now is not the real uncle buck !
The uncle buck that I knew was a damn simple seller of treadmills

no one could afford treadmills under the regime of his god...............

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

who needs a treadmill, when you now have to walk to work, because of the price of gas, and can only afford to consume 6 oz. of pink slime a week............

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

big shout out to Ralph, my NSA spook. Langley weather looks good this weekend, bro. maybe you can get a quick 9 holes in. kiss the kids for me.

 

[Canna Sylvan]

who needs a treadmill, when you now have to walk to work, because of the price of gas, and can only afford to consume 6 oz. of pink slime a week............

Buck says high gas prices means the economy is booming.

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

Buck says high gas prices means the economy is booming.

the Fed claims rising food prices are a good sign............
less food; same money..........yeah, great.

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

after the 2016 election it all takes a big shit.............."Mom" will dry our tears.............

they needed Barak Hussein, to get the Muzzies to "extend their hand in peace," so they could shoot Hellfire missiles at them, and Shillary will put a maternal face on the public tit they want us all to suckle

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

I think some kid is pointing one of those laser pens through my window...........hold on.........
*pfftt.....pffft........thump.......*

AP- local man killed in robbery attempt, blacks arrested

 

[Canna Sylvan]

the Fed claims rising food prices are a good sign............
less food; same money..........yeah, great.

The liberal gene fucks with their perception of reality.

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

The liberal gene fucks with their perception of reality.

I'm Liberal.......in the former sense of the word

 

[Canna Sylvan]

I'm Liberal.......in the former sense of the word
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My only problem is when you actually let people implement their ideas and then the Greek model gets replaced with the Spartan model who then execute the Greeks for improper Spartan behavior and honor.

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

the modern Liberal is.............

My only problem is when you actually let people implement their ideas and then the Greek model gets replaced with the Spartan model who then execute the Greeks for improper Spartan behavior and honor.

ah.......but the Alexandrian Greek model.........what sayest thou? once the blood dried, he pushed for unity among the Greeks and Persians. Strength may be needed. I won't take Hobbes out, and shoot him yet. I wish to remove all coercion, and see what develops. it is the only point in the universe from which free will may be exercised to even decide how we will govern ourselves and society. true self-governance may be a shit-storm.......who really knows. but that needs to be risked, in the pursuit of man's true nature. wow......did I just blather all that? that'll cost me another 10 lbs. in my rucksack. need to sweat that out..........

 

[Doer]

Buck says, he likes to hear "Buck says."

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

Buck says, he likes to hear "Buck says."

he must like Good 'n Plenty's

 

[Richard Simmons]

Buck is in shape guys, don't be jealous that he has legs of steel.

 

[sheskunk]

I'm taking him off my ignore list. But only because I am bored and need a good laugh. The minute he fucks up though ...

 

[UncleBuck]

I'm taking him off my ignore list. But only because I am bored and need a good laugh. The minute he fucks up though ...

you can count on me!








edit: COUNT, not CUNT. freudian slip.

 

[sheskunk]

you can count on me!








edit: COUNT, not CUNT. freudian slip.

3 minutes to reply. It's like you've been sitting here waiting for me. Come and sit on momma's lap, Big boy.