Top 3 Most Punchable

[ChingOwn]

There's this shit stain who comes into work with her daughter all the time. The other day she came in and complained about how someone over charged her $.60 last time she was there. Her husband actually later called me to treat me like his bitch and tell me how upset he was about it too. I looked his ass up on Google after the call and he owns a major medical surgery facility, rich bastard. 60 motherfucking cents.

I'd like to spray WD-40 in her eyes and light her face on fire, then put on soccer cleats and stamp it out so her face looks worse than her acne scarred daughter. Fuck her too by the way.

For him, I'd like to capture a vulture and feed it nothing but bottom shelf tequila. After a week or so of nothing but small shots of tequila, it will be in a flesh eating drunken craze. It's at this point I would put it in a clear trash bag and tie it around this stupid fuck's dumb ass mug. Listening to his retarded screams would only make me laugh harder, and I'd light up a J while his face slowly gets shredded until it looks like 80/20 hamburger meat. Fuck you, you dick.

Its the little things that mean so much

 

[Pinworm]

I would punch Tom Cruise in the fucking mouth, then in the junk, because of his well documented tea party affiliations, and push for their ugly fucking agenda. Closeted piece of garbage.

 

[ChingOwn]

I would punch Tom Cruise in the fucking mouth, then in the junk, because of his well documented tea party affiliations, and push for their ugly fucking agenda. Closeted piece of garbage.

but he was Stacy Jax

 

[Pinworm]

but he was Stacy Jax

I do not care how hot he looked in Top Gun playing volleyball, or how great his hair was in Cocktail. He's a piece of closeted garbage. #1 most punchable.

 

[UncleBuck]

thinbaggy. all three.

 

[ChingOwn]

I do not care how hot he looked in Top Gun playing volleyball, or how great his hair was in Cocktail. He's a piece of closeted garbage. #1 most punchable.

S-T-A-C-Y J-A-X

The man has touched boobs I have had wet dreams about...He is a retard but Stacy Jax was not

 

[kelly4]

I'd sock that broad at the liquor store who judges me for buying the cheapest whiskey every time I come in. She says, "Oh. Old Crow again, eh?"

Stupid twat makes me feel so un-classy. Not havin' it.

Tell her fuck off. I've told many to fuck off. I hate the town I live in...

 

[killemsoftly]

I'd like to pummel the "friend" on facebook who was blathering on about "how it is our Christian duty this Easter season to forgive the sinners, like the homosexuals and divorcees". ????

WTF? I get so tired of her self-righteous crap.

This is the same "friend" who got drunk and fucked a married dude on my livingroom couch after a barbeque last year. Ick! My kid was in the other room, awake, while she did that! No one sits on that couch anymore except the cats. (they like the rotten tuna smell, I guess).

This wasn't her first married dude, either. She tends to go for those "taken" types.

Anyway, I want all three of my punch opportunities, and any more that no one is using, for her.

I've always found the rabid christian types to be desperately suppressing something. you shoulda got pics of her 'sin'. could come in handy next time she makes a jack ass comment

 

[Hookabelly]

but he was Stacy Jax

What a pathetic mid life crisis that guy is. His movie Jack reacher was embarrassing.

 

[ChingOwn]

What a pathetic mid life crisis that guy is. His movie Jack reacher was embarrassing.

was that a porno? cause....... you know the name kinda sounds like a porno

 

[Pinworm]

What a pathetic mid life crisis that guy is. His movie Jack reacher was embarrassing.

Gods. Thank you. Such a self righteous d-nozzle. That poor girl Katie.

 

[killemsoftly]

top three: dalai lama, bill o'donnell, putin

 

[Hookabelly]

I'd like to punch Benedict Cumberbag: That mouth just angers me

 

[Pinworm]

I'd like to punch Benedict Cumberbag: That mouth just angers me

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The newest winner ladies and gentle-persons....

 

[killemsoftly]

was that a porno? cause....... you know the name kinda sounds like a porno

no. that was a diffeernt one: 'jack reach-around'

 

[ChingOwn]

I'd like to punch Benedict Cumberbag: That mouth just angers me

i know right I couldnt pay attention to the awesomeness that was kahn because his mouth moved all weird fucked me up for days

 

[Hookabelly]

was that a porno? cause....... you know the name kinda sounds like a porno

No you're thinking of Tom Cruise's recently exposed sex tap called Jack reach around...

 

[Hookabelly]

no. that was a diffeernt one: 'jack reach-around'

Ha,, great minds….

 

[killemsoftly]

i saw jack reacher: nihilistic self-indulgent twaddle. actually felt sorry for tom 'cruise' (yeah, i know typical liberal). seriously, if i were rich i'd buy him therapy.

new guy to punch: the one who names movies like 'jack reacher' , 'hope floats', etc

 

[Pinworm]

Hey Hooka. How did you like his embarrassing episode on Oprah when he thought he was dying in love with Kate? Dancing on couches. Omgoodness. He's obvi cock hungry. *squirt*