First time getting HIGH!!!

So who here remembers there first time ever getting completely baked. not the first time you smoked because i know for myself and a lot of other people the first time i smoked i did not get high, im talkin first time you got really really high.

what environment were you in? who were you with? was it dank weed? any funny stories?

i remember the first time i ever posted about the first time i ever got high, then i remember the second time i posted about the first time i got high..then the third and so on..

first time getting..completely baked was actually not that long ago. i had always been 'buzzed' or 'body high' but never completely fucking baked.. this was actually only less than a month ago..

my friend had given me a gram for free of some new shit he had..so i was like oh cool thanks man..so i took it and went over to another dudes house and we put it in his hookah along w/ some exotic white peach shisha.. so we're sitting there, and i start rippin the hookah, hit after hit like usual. than me and my homies all do the rotation of course and get it going. didn't feel anything for a couple minutes except a slight head rush and than BAM hit me like a bag of bricks. So my friend has these black lights set up in his living room (where we were sitting) and he has a fat ass sound system that i hooked my ipod up too..so i started getting the songs going..played some traxamillion, atb, tiesto, the federation, some trance/hyphy shit like usual..and i'm just sitting there vibing out while everyone else is doing their own thing..well thizzle dance came on (mac dre) and i was so high i didn't realize what i was doing, but i was gigging my ass off doing the thiz dance and pop-lockin in the middle of the living room..i was even dusting the smirk off me shirt..but back to the point, everyone comes in cracking up but none of them wanted to gig wit me cuz they said i was smashing it..i was probably lookin hella retarded but i could give a fuck less..

so anyway, we sit back down, and these 2 girls are over. my homie was about to smash on one of them and he kept hintin for me to smash on the other, but i was so high i couldn't interpret his signals..instead i was talking about how my dick felt like i was getting a blowjob by a vacuum cleaner and that i was so high that i felt like a blueman group video with a disco ball moving in slow motion... so i'm sitting there making weird faces n shit and than all of a sudden i get the munchies..and i end up downing a box of corn dogs from costco, which had like 16 corn dogs in it..

after that the girls left(seeing a guy eat 16 corndogs i'm pretty sure is unattractive), plus i kept messing with my eyes with my fingers, rubbing on them sideways to make me like chinese, i kept doing that motion over n over again cuz the music + black light made me think i was making a music video with my mind..it was so awesome..but anyways the girls left and all my friends started being hella annoying fucking with me..so i just went to bed cuz i hate when people fuck with u and do stupid shit when ur baked, totally kills the buzz..i'd prefer to lay back, chill, talk about philosophy and the introspect you gain on subjects when you're faded..

i've been high plenty of times, but that was the first time i'd ever been completely fried. it was a total cerebral and body high, and i never want to be fucked up like that again. well yea actually i do. i wrote some pretty good poetry on that buzz

Wh00p said:

i remember the first time i ever posted about the first time i ever got high, then i remember the second time i posted about the first time i got high..then the third and so on..

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well man, you should have stopped after the 3rd.

haha. sick story dude.

............. couldnt stand on my skateboard, it was just pulling me in to the center core of earth....

Around the corner was a great feeling.... u could just lay in and, yeah... u just went round ..... lol.... but getting back straight was so hard..

I couldt even do a ollie without landing stupid ^^

ahaha...... peace.... but 1. time smoke didnt stone me... bout 3. time it did..

Even though I had smoked every so often since 2003, November 2006 was the first time I actually got high. It was good stuff, and I was in a quiet room, but my friend had the TV going very faintly in the other room. I just remember I could hear the faint noises and each time they seemed to be coming from everywhere at once, echoing and fading in and out at the weirdest times. That same night I got extreme paranoia and every time I heard a car door shut I SWORE it was a cop coming to talk to me. I also got the giggly 'talking-too-loud' buzz later on. The next day at work a lady came in and asked me if they drug tested at my job, and she winked!

The first time I smoked marijuana I was 15 years old. But I never really got stoned.
The first time I really got stoned I was 16.
I was at a party and was drinking Stroh's beer. I think I was only on my 2nd beer when these guy's showed up that I've never seen before. They were selling rolled J's for $2.00 each. I bought one and smoked the entire spliff myself.
I blacked out and from what I was told I ended up having sex with this girl named Mary Jo. Mary Jo was a party girl, not exactly the type of girl you would want to have sex with. I still don't remember having sex with her.

I know the story is true because I ran into her about 5 years ago. We went out and had a few drinks and she brought it up. She explained to me in full detail what happened.

I had probably smoked like 10 times and never actually gotten high. Then my friend introduced me to smoking tobacco and I learned how to inhale ( I don;t smoke anymore though) so we were sitting in his shed for hotboxing it, we did like three bowls and I was fine. Then it hit me like a train, I remember i was just rambling on and he was singing about like death to the machine, lets play the tamberine ahahahaha. I just remember laughing for like an hour and saying that I would never smoke again. Then I smoked that night with him again!

i smoked 4 bowls of dank from a pipe with 3 of my friends down a lonely dirt road and i got toasted. we went back to my friends house and i was laughing uncontrollably at this other guy who was a puss and was laying ON the counter with his head in the sink throwin up with the rest of us just laughing nonstop at him eatin munchies

ok well one day me and my friend matt and his cousin chris were headed to this town called branson thats like 40 miles south of where i am. and before we left town we decided to stop by a gas station to get food and supplies (we were going to snake hunt and to this theme park called silver dollar city) and matt decided to go skate while chris filled up the gas. about 5 minutes into him skateing he yells "holy shit dude awesome" and im like what and he says he just found a joint and a half already rolled up. now this was back when i just started smoking and probably one of my first joints i smoked but it was some good shit haha. we smoked it on the way and by the time we got to branson we were high as the sky and decided to goto mcdonalds for some food, now i was really high with the giggles and everything and i get up to order my food and i just start laughing, it really felt like i had the giggles from the beginning of an acid trip. and then to make things even worse the lady at the counters name tag said "KEEBLER ELF" so i just started laughing at her, and the rest of the story is pretty much i forgot how to eat a cheeseburger and thought i was gonna fall outta the seat haha but that day was amazing and the theme park was fun!

Well the first time I got really high was when a friend and I smoked $20 worth of Dro(at that time I had no idea it was sold based on weighed so I didnt ask). We smoked about 7/8 of it and then went to my room. We chilled for a little and could not stop laughing. He spilled the rest of our buddah and I punched him but in mid punch I forgot what I was doing and I just like fell on him. We went down to get some drink and when we got there I was like "wtf, how did we get here?!?" Idk it was funny.

The first time I got really really really high was a few weeks ago. I had like 3 friends over and my brother. We smoked soooo much. Then we ate some food and chilled. One of my friends fell alseep. Then everyone who was up smoked some more. It was a good night.

i gatta say my first time was one of my highest ever we smoked so much i lost count for like a 1hour straight smoking and i was acting all wierd everytime i would go piss i would like skip type thing and fall down off my chair eachtime lol

my first time mega high i went to take a piss, apparently i was in there for 25 minutes but i felt like a i was pissing the entire time

storm22 said:

my first time mega high i went to take a piss, apparently i was in there for 25 minutes but i felt like a i was pissing the entire time

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hahaha thats fuckin hilarious man

BongJuice said:

The first time I smoked marijuana I was 15 years old. But I never really got stoned.
The first time I really got stoned I was 16.
I was at a party and was drinking Stroh's beer. I think I was only on my 2nd beer when these guy's showed up that I've never seen before. They were selling rolled J's for $2.00 each. I bought one and smoked the entire spliff myself.
I blacked out and from what I was told I ended up having sex with this girl named Mary Jo. Mary Jo was a party girl, not exactly the type of girl you would want to have sex with. I still don't remember having sex with her.

I know the story is true because I ran into her about 5 years ago. We went out and had a few drinks and she brought it up. She explained to me in full detail what happened.

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WELL explain to us in full detail what happend. This could make for an epic story!

The first time I smoked I didn't get very high. More like i didn't know what to expect. So me and a couple of my buddies decided we wanted to know what all the hype about smoking weed was.

So we called this kid, grabbed a bag, and thus we began our journey.....to white castle...never been able to eat white castle the same...

BongJuice said:

The first time I smoked marijuana I was 15 years old. But I never really got stoned.
The first time I really got stoned I was 16.
I was at a party and was drinking Stroh's beer. I think I was only on my 2nd beer when these guy's showed up that I've never seen before. They were selling rolled J's for $2.00 each. I bought one and smoked the entire spliff myself.
I blacked out and from what I was told I ended up having sex with this girl named Mary Jo. Mary Jo was a party girl, not exactly the type of girl you would want to have sex with. I still don't remember having sex with her.

I know the story is true because I ran into her about 5 years ago. We went out and had a few drinks and she brought it up. She explained to me in full detail what happened.

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No Way! That's Awesome!! lol

Kodank Moment said:

WELL explain to us in full detail what happend. This could make for an epic story!

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It was 15 years ago when I saw Mary Jo that 5 years later after that party.
From what I remember her telling me was, when I passed out some friends that I came with put into the back of a station wagon. Mary Jo said she got a little too drunk and ended up hanging out in the wagon where I was until she felt a little better.
She said it was cold that night so she thought she would be warmer if she snuggled up next to me. She said I woke up after about 30 minutes or so and thought she was Diane (my girlfriend). Then I started to kiss her, and one thing led to another and we ended up fucking each other.
That's about all I remember about what Mary Jo told me.

I do remember going to school that following monday and all my friends new about it, including Diane. Diane ended up beating the shit out of Mary Jo.
Ever since that day, Mary Jo was never at any other parties. Mary Jo kinda got out of that scene. When I met up with Mary Jo 5 years later, she said she just finished college and was thinking of moving to Georgia for a Physical Therapist position.

Me and about 4 buddies were walkin around one day and had nothing to do. Then my buddy says that he had some kind buds. This is when I thought there were two kinds of pot. Kind and Dank thats it. lol! Ne ways we start walkin to a safer place and we get under this bridge and were on these train tracks. He pulls out a pipe and we started packin bowl after bowl after bowl after bowl. Finally we are just all coughing our lungs out, I think one of my friends threw up cause he was coughing so hard. Then we were like fuckin A! We started walkin towards this Wendys cause we all had the munchies hardcore. As were walkin down these train tracks I would look down them and they would pulse away from me and then back. It was ridiculous. Its like I was on a moving walkway and just experiencing my life from some other perspective. When we finally got to Wendy's I couldnt even go inside cause I was too paranoid and just laughing whenever someone asked me something. So one of my buddies bought me a frosty and I was in heaven. Then we made this like 10 mile walk back to where our houses were and finally came down off the high. From that point on I was in love with Mary Jane.