Fucked Up Holiday Tracks

Bored? Post your favorite fucked up holiday tracks (lyrics too, if you want) Here. I'll go first:

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Christmas needs security - security is weapons - Vigilante action teaching criminals their lessons - It's the greatest gift we have taking out our rivals - Thank you Santa, thank you God - for guaranteeing my survival - A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud - it says that I will not take all of this bullshit lying down. I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause - Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my shit" ..

Reported myself for spam.

That isn't Spam, it's some off brand mystery meat. Only Spam is made with the finest cuts of wholesome pure pork shoulder and ham.

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so catchy... you'll be singing it all day.

can't for get Grandma [video=youtube;2Qdb6wC0Iz4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qdb6wC0Iz4[/video]