What if I was a Budtender at your dispensary?

So, my second ever thread about job hunting... I need a better job in the near future, so I'm applying for jobs in Denver, and I have been sending emails out to the dispensaries that I used to go to. I just wanted to ask, what do you guys think I would be like as a bud tender? And I am going use this thread kind of as a guide to show dispensaries what to do in terms of display and customer service. (Even though the trolls will make it seem as if I am the one that shows you "what not to do") (More and better advice to come tomorrow and in the future Today is just the warm up)

You are on the fucking moon man.

guy incognito said:

You are on the fucking moon man.

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I'm already the Pueblo outreach coordinator for the Denver 4/20 rally, and pretty well known. This isn't that big of a stretch.

Metasynth said:

I'd jump across the counter and choke you out...probably go to jail as a result...totally worth it.

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Really? Like seriously? Why?

Please, do let us know if some fool hires you, so I can come and finish what Meta leaves behind.









How's this thread working out for you? I think showing it to any prospective employer to show your RIU prowess is a splendid idea.

Sell my body parts, buy the whole disp and turn
It into a parking garage.

charface said:

Sell my body parts, buy the whole disp and turn
It into a parking garage.

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What?

If he worked at a dispencery.
It was funny before I posted it.
You have to be the perfect amount stoned
For it to be funny.
try it. Lol

id have to say the guy with whooping cough should not be working around immune compromised people

I would walk out of the dispensary and never come back unless they got rid of you. And I would make sure that the management knew exactly why they were losing my business.

brrrr... it got cold in here.

All joking aside, the budtender job sucks, people are assholes no matter where you work and
the shit gets old fast.

I think the Dispensary involved would find itself missing inventory fast , due to how you grow !

You still using rice as a medium? lol

I'd tell your boss you make frequent trips to Mexico to talk with your "familia".

isnt that like saying your more of a retail counter person than a grower??

ClaytonBigsby said:

Please, do let us know if some fool hires you, so I can come and finish what Meta leaves behind.









How's this thread working out for you? I think showing it to any prospective employer to show your RIU prowess is a splendid idea.

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Finshaggy said:

(Even though the trolls will make it seem as if I am the one that shows you "what not to do")

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It's going exactly like I thought it would, just wait till like page 3-6 (turn your pot count on 40)

Samwell Seed Well said:

id have to say the guy with whooping cough should not be working around immune compromised people

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I don't have whooping cough.

stak said:

I would walk out of the dispensary and never come back unless they got rid of you. And I would make sure that the management knew exactly why they were losing my business.

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And they would laugh at you, while greeting the three new customers that took your place

rowlman said:

All joking aside, the budtender job sucks, people are assholes no matter where you work and
the shit gets old fast.

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That is one job I really don't see "getting old", especially since any dispensary that hires me, will most likely partially do so for my web presence, which means I'll be allowed to chill online like I am right now, but while working at a dispensary and being told to do it.