Colostomy Bag= Swag

Going to the bathroom is for losers. I'm thinking about marketing a line of high end colostomy bags and accessories as well as the surgical procedure to the rich, famous and important people of the world. I believe having a surgery to install a colostomy bag could be like the new breast enhancement or rhinoplasty. Who wants to go to the bathroom, it's dirty and smelly and most importantly it is a major waste of your valuable time.

Nothing personal, Beardo, but "full of shit" seems to describe that idea. cn

cannabineer said:

Nothing personal, Beardo, but "full of shit" seems to describe that idea. cn

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shit bags are disgusting beardo.My friend has one for a couple months now and he cant stand it.He's ready to rip it all out lol.

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shit bags are disgusting beardo.My friend has one for a couple months now and he cant stand it.He's ready to rip it all out lol.

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We just need to make them classy and disposable and have the hook ups done well and a nice bag to store the bag in, think about it, never have to go to the bathroom or wipe your ass again, just change the disposable bag a couple times a day, and the whole thing can go in a liner bag that you could wear on your belt and then we just market it- it will be bigger than i-phones ... Swag bags

idk..........maybe get in contact Gucci,they might pick up the idea....just make sure you get paid

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idk..........maybe get in contact Gucci,they might pick up the idea....just make sure you get paid

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I've already copy written it, and sent for patent, maybe I will try to contact Gucci to see if their interested, I have a surgeon who is willing to do the procedures and I want to promote him and have him help promote the bags, I think yours is a good idea, if I can get a major brand involved it will help a lot as far as getting exposure and publicity and money for marketing.

my pot must be really good because that sounds like the future. i want mine to say "browntown" in classy letters.

you should take it a step further and install a fecal examination device so i can have my shit analyzed and adjust my diet accordingly or make an appointment if needed.

You know I never thought I would say this to anybody but, you smoke entirely too much reefer!

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my pot must be really good because that sounds like the future. i want mine to say "browntown" in classy letters.

you should take it a step further and install a fecal examination device so i can have my shit analyzed and adjust my diet accordingly or make an appointment if needed.

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rotflmao!!! *snort*

Going to pitch this to a major company tomorrow-

Pitch it underhand and slowly ... unless, of course, you want lots of splatter. cn

beardo said:

I've already copy written it, and sent for patent, maybe I will try to contact Gucci to see if their interested, I have a surgeon who is willing to do the procedures and I want to promote him and have him help promote the bags, I think yours is a good idea, if I can get a major brand involved it will help a lot as far as getting exposure and publicity and money for marketing.

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It could work.Rappers are probably getting shot all the time and they always gotta have the newest gear so instead of being stuck in a regular old shit bag they'll have a nice gucci design bag.

Speaking as an ostomate...the idea of designer bags may work but you will have a pretty limited customer base. As for elective colostomy procedures no way that will happen in this country ever. No insurance company will pay for an unecessary surgical procedure. I have had an ostomy for nearly 6 years after suffering with Ulcerative Colitis for 5 years. Personally, I would never buy a designer or high fashion bag. My bag stays incognito at all times so why would I pay extra money for something that ain't cheap to begin with just to stroke my own ego and vanity?

I'm thinking it can be a status symbol and people will pay cash for the procedure and the bags

'I'm better than you, just have a look at my poo'

fxbane said:

'I'm better than you, just have a look at my poo'

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I think it is more the not having to stop and sit down to take a poo and whipe your ass like a commoner that gives it it's snob appeal

I think any snob appeal disappears the moment you have to empty the damn thing. I think you are in the wrong market beardo, you need to pitch this to scat fiends instead.

The odd thing is beardo...you would probably make millions.

Yup, making total sense.

You have heard the phrase "too posh to push" if rich woman can't be arsed giving birth I'm wiling to bet they cant be fucked wiping their arse either.