rib tickler

my wife was stood at the front door with her case and said. im leaving you because of your strange sexual requests, i replied. thats fine but could you slam the door on my cock as you leave

You've been a member since November of 2009 and this is your second post? Kind of strange.......just sayin'.

That is kind of strange!

Also, that's sort of a funny joke!

Not VERY funny, but alas. Not bad for a second post.

The Cryptkeeper said:

Are you trying to arose him via his apparent S&M fetish?

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He's just angry about... well. He's just angry...

When I saw the thread title- Rib Tickler I thought it was going to be about my cock because that's the nick name the ladies use for it.
I'll never forget the time my wife and I were in bed and she said she was thinking about leaving me and she called me a pervert- I told her, get the fuck out of my bed and take your sister with you

bowlfullofbliss said:

You've been a member since November of 2009 and this is your second post? Kind of strange.......just sayin'.

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yeah i suppose it is pretty fucked, ive always been more into reading and learning on here but this is what happens when you go for a piss and your mates are near the keyboard