I Am Shapeshifter.

i've thrown in Primus' DVD "Animals should not act like people". the meds are working.

i am fading..... fading..... faded.


my eyes are awoken by a bright light. i am groggy. i rattle in my container. i am seed. i have been awaken. i am picked into the fingers of my parent. i am child. i am rolled. i am pinched. i am rolled and pinched. i am healthy. i did not crack.

i have been flooded. the water is fresh and clean. i soak it up. i swell. i am getting heavy... can't float much longer. the bottom. not bad. i feel funny. something inside me is stirring.... pop. i am .... i am growing? I Am Growing. pushin' it out. grow grow. i am root. i feel good. i need to continue. gettin' kinda hard to breath...

what is this? i have been placed in the earth. i like it. warm stable. something solid for me to hold on to. i see light. it's up there. i must reach it. here i go... aaaa got thru, now to dumb this silly little hat of mine. i shake it off. my pedals spread. i love this. i think i'll throw out more. here come some leaves... don't you love me. i am beautiful. i am proud. I am seedling..........

shall i continue?

Keep going sunshineee

this is what i meant by the whole norcali culture of one with nature, isn't it beautiful??

f$%^kin' wife just walked in and demanded her JUDGE MATHIS!! god i love that women.(he is pretty funny, judge mathis that is)

to be continued...........

fdd2blk said:

f$%^kin' wife just walked in and demanded her JUDGE MATHIS!! god i love that women.(he is pretty funny, judge mathis that is)

to be continued...........

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LOLLOLLOLLOL
You sound like my husband! I like judge mathis too, and even my husband admits he's funny.

*smashes gavel on desk*
shattering the wooden mallet, a mandarin orange wedge sized piece flys across the courtroom and lodges between bob's top teeth, knocking-out a speck of roast beef.