I have finally achived liftoff

matthew

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Well after the 5 time of smoking I know without a doubt that I did something right. My monitor is streaching up and down and in and out and I feel like I am pretty drunk.

Now its time to open the windows, spray the air freshener, turn on the fan and PRAY that my wife can't smell it in an hour or so.

I am so :blsmoke:right now.
 
Haha grats man! I miss the first time i got high. I really need to take another like month break.
 
Hell, Just make love to her. Believe me , you will enjoy it and she will too, next time maybe she will join you.
 
i wouldnt worry...the smell doesnt really stick around long, and it doesnt stick to things the way cigarette smoke does. im not supposed to smoke in the house...but i smoke in my room all the time and no one ever notices. oh yea...and use febreeze air effects spray. it works really really well. and it smells very nice :)
 
oh...and hooray! matthew is finally stoned!! woohoo!! i remember my computer screen acting all funny the first time i got high...lol
 
Nothing is worse than being yelled at stoned...hide from your wife.
Well after the 5 time of smoking I know without a doubt that I did something right. My monitor is streaching up and down and in and out and I feel like I am pretty drunk.

Now its time to open the windows, spray the air freshener, turn on the fan and PRAY that my wife can't smell it in an hour or so.

I am so :blsmoke:right now.
 
Nothing is worse than being yelled at stoned...hide from your wife.
my mom tried to talk to me once when i had just come in from outside. she heard the chime on the alarm when i closed the door...and asked "whos there?" and i told her it was just me...and then she started asking questions...she asked me what i was doing (its 2:30am). so i said "its 2:30 in the morning...what do you think i was doing? i was smoking a friggin bowl" and then she got mad at me...lol...i was fucked...she would say something...and 5 seconds later i totally forgot what she said...haha. needless to say she doesnt ask questions anymore...lol:blsmoke:
 
tell your wife to read the threads on this site. then show her some info about how beneficial smoking pot can be. theres a lot of good things...sorry if this is graphic for some of the boys....but does she get really bad cramps during her cycle? get high and they're gone...instantly...i love my weed...lol. so much better than midol...haha offer that to her as a solution for pain. when i have cramps i would do anything to get rid of them.
 
FINALLY!!!!!!! Not a stalker or anything but Im bakes as hell and thought your story of getting high for the first time and seeing it happen as it happened was cool.. 2 years ago! Anyways, I was just digging through old threads and somehow got onto something which led to this.. anyways, congrats! Lol

But wow stretching? Lol a couple times I saw the floor bubbling and the walls stretching.. what happened though? Did you laugh uncontrollably.. thats what I'm doing right now because I am thinking of myself as a stalker and then I am actually thinking of if I was a stalker who I would really stalk? Maybe like hot chicks I guess? LOL I dunno.. dude just whatever congrats in 2008 I'm a little late but whatever
 
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