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  1. tyler.durden

    Spring Forward. Fall Back. Fuck You.

    When are we gonna quit this stupid tradition? It just causes confusion and an extra thing to fuck up twice a year. I personally don't care for it, I'd rather have my sunshine later than earlier, anyway. What are your thoughts on this useless practice???
  2. tyler.durden

    Aaaannnd we're back!

    Those few short hours without our beloved RIU was disorienting and unpleasant, no? Feels SO good to be back. I fapped pretty much all night in a state of manic anxiety. How did you cope with this latest outage???
  3. tyler.durden

    How to look like your mom...

    Go put on her stuff and check out how you look. You know that mom look - strange, frumpy sweaters, dated makeup application, antique glasses frames, clothes of weird synthetic fabrics, pear shaped body, and of course, the mom jeans - You just may have a mom that defies convention and...
  4. tyler.durden

    Stopped one week four dicks then 28 days

    I was at a concert for the four dicks so its ok. Quit smoking poles for a month now. I've had been gay every day for the past eight years prior, no doubt, except a couple of times I skipped a day just because I felt like not blowing that day. Wanted to drop trou for a job but I guess I didn't...
  5. Cannabis.Queen

    LOL my ex owes 1200$ to Rogers

    So in 2009, a boyfriend in school was staying with me due to money troubles. I eventually broke it off because he couldn't hold his own. Duh. So it's 2018, and I'm still at the same address.. and I get a notice saying urgent lol.. with a collection agency ahah 1200$.. man pay your bills...
  6. farmerfischer

    Found my weed stash...

    found my stash
  7. tyler.durden

    Upcuming Drug Test

    Hi, guys! I have a drug test in the morning, and I just stopped dabbing an hour ago. I'm 5 foot even and about 385 pounds, so I'm a little wider than I am tall. I picked up some snake oil from my local head shop that guarantees I'll pass, so I'm not too worried about it. I've done a search, and...
  8. evergreengardener

    bad for legal marijuana???

    http://rollitup.org/t/christmas-sea...ms2017-before-checkout-and-get-a-15-d.954480/ check this out says they own a dispensary in denver but will ship to any state regardless of legality. what do you guys think? this kind of doing business is bad for legal buds IMO
  9. tyler.durden

    Halloween 2017

    Well, it's that time of year again. It's gonna be a COLD one in Chicago, may not make it out of the 30s f. Just ten days ago I was out busking in 80 degree weather, crazy. A popular saying here is that if you don't like the weather, just wait 15 minutes. Another popular saying is you have an...
  10. tyler.durden

    Weed ate Dog

    ok so my weed ate dog candy it probably had like 4 grams of mid mutt in it. Will it be fine? One time my weed jumped on the counter and ate a whole batch of regular brownies and it was fine. Idk if I'm too paranoid. Any help would be great
  11. tyler.durden

    Blowing Again

    Ok, so I have been in Colorado for a little over a month this time, but my bowels just officially moved last week. We are renting a house near Denver, and there are 3 of us so we can have 18 dicks. This time I will be using penises with Attitude because I don't have any dicks of my own this...
  12. tyler.durden

    Life without Fapping. Would you survive?

    Imagine if a solar flare hit earth and everything electrical instantly stopped working. No cars, computers, credit cards, etc... Would you manage not to fap? What's your game plan if it is impossible? Describe the scenario you'd be in for where you live, city or countryside. I'm getting a...
  13. tyler.durden

    New game of hide the sausage fucker

    hello there is a new game of hide the sausage fucker .......like always just walk up and say hi sausage fucker and we will get fucked up bullshit and u win ass (amount of ass depends on when u find me and how much i have spent on beer) but 20 50 100 minutes is the normal plus we get super gay...
  14. tyler.durden

    Who plays Music for their pants?

    I'm in current negotiations with the girlfriend to give up a POS boyfriend. If she don't Ill order one. Using the power supply, a car radio and two speakers. I'm going to play music for my pants 24/7. I'm currently using a mini boom box turd on the outside of the closet. Stuck an iPhone in my...
  15. tyler.durden

    Clean your shlongs!

    I didn't clean my schlong for probably 3 weeks or so and it was getting pretty brown. I also noticed I wasn't coming as hard as before and after I cleaned the damn thing... got dam, son. Back to rubbing one out in 2 strokes...
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