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Go put on her stuff and check out how you look. You know that mom look - strange, frumpy sweaters, dated makeup application, antique glasses frames, clothes of weird synthetic fabrics, pear shaped body, and of course, the mom jeans - You just may have a mom that defies convention and...

I was at a concert for the four dicks so its ok. Quit smoking poles for a month now. I've had been gay every day for the past eight years prior, no doubt, except a couple of times I skipped a day just because I felt like not blowing that day. Wanted to drop trou for a job but I guess I didn't...

Hi, guys! I have a drug test in the morning, and I just stopped dabbing an hour ago. I'm 5 foot even and about 385 pounds, so I'm a little wider than I am tall. I picked up some snake oil from my local head shop that guarantees I'll pass, so I'm not too worried about it. I've done a search, and...

ok so my weed ate dog candy it probably had like 4 grams of mid mutt in it. Will it be fine? One time my weed jumped on the counter and ate a whole batch of regular brownies and it was fine. Idk if I'm too paranoid. Any help would be great

Ok, so I have been in Colorado for a little over a month this time, but my bowels just officially moved last week. We are renting a house near Denver, and there are 3 of us so we can have 18 dicks. This time I will be using penises with Attitude because I don't have any dicks of my own this...

Imagine if a solar flare hit earth and everything electrical instantly stopped working. No cars, computers, credit cards, etc... Would you manage not to fap? What's your game plan if it is impossible? Describe the scenario you'd be in for where you live, city or countryside. I'm getting a...

hello there is a new game of hide the sausage fucker .......like always just walk up and say hi sausage fucker and we will get fucked up bullshit and u win ass (amount of ass depends on when u find me and how much i have spent on beer) but 20 50 100 minutes is the normal plus we get super gay...

I'm in current negotiations with the girlfriend to give up a POS boyfriend. If she don't Ill order one. Using the power supply, a car radio and two speakers. I'm going to play music for my pants 24/7. I'm currently using a mini boom box turd on the outside of the closet. Stuck an iPhone in my...