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  1. Unclebaldrick

    Fuk Dutch Nazis

    Today in the Netherlands, it was discovered that WWII British graves in Holland were defaced with swastikas and the phrase "MH17 is a lie". Fuck Nazi Dutchmen, fuck Putin and fuck anybody that parrots his bullshit propaganda. And fuck the 18% of Trump's opposition that apparently gives...
  2. Unclebaldrick

    Who Do You Believe: Trump or Mexico?

    So President Trump triumphantly announced his new tariff-saving agreement with Mexico that he will reveal to us "in the future - fully signed and documented." Except the Foreign Minister of Mexico, Marcelo Ebrard, says that there is no such deal. So who do you believe? Is it possible that...
  3. Unclebaldrick

    Trump Spends Half a Day Slagging Omarosa

    Yup, despite the fact that he hired her at $137,000 of our money per year, Trump now says the "low life" Omarosa is "not smart". What an embarrassment this fool is. Drain that swamp. MAGA, y'all! "Wacky Omarosa, who got fired 3 times on the Apprentice, now got fired for the last time. She...
  4. Unclebaldrick

    NYTimes leaks false climate change report.

    The NYTimes just released info on a recently completed government study on climate change about 5 minutes ago. It is not good. Trump will react badly to this. A showdown is in the works. Popcorn please.
  5. Unclebaldrick

    Obama Pardons Pinworm

    Recently released through my own personal FOIA request, Obama pardoned Pinworm just seconds before leaving office. To quote Obama, "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on Earth. Pinworm is so fab." We are glad to have him back, right?
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