3 to 5 millions illegal votes says President Alternative Fact.
His posse said he 'ran out of time due to scheduling' a week ago, couldn't sign it. Not enough time for a 3 second signature.
I guess he's too busy calling judges to try to rig the appeal after getting his EO travel ban bitch...
All three candidates fly in and report to Trump immediately.
He's only picking one, the 2 losers get a nice parting gift consolation prize and a total lack of respect
We'll begin after a word from our sponsor, Exxon-Mobil, while Trump consults a cadaver.
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