toddler child: "Daddy I want a Soccer ball"
Daddy: "Can yo pp touch yo butthole?"
toddler child *confused* "what no?... i dont know"
Daddy : All right son Ill get you a soccer ball
7yr old child: "Daddy I want bike"
Daddy: "Can yo pp touch yo butthole?"
7yr old child: *indignant* noooo dad...