Zayn in my Ass/Inzayn Fans/One Direction? - Yep, Straight to Hell/Insert your own pun

Growan said:

Gonna go straight in there off topic, but I was considering asking @Pinworm, @Metasynth and @Dyna Ryda if they wanted to start a Punk band called Wrong Direction...
Catchy name if nothing else...

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Growan said:

Gonna go straight in there off topic, but I was considering asking @Pinworm, @Metasynth and @Dyna Ryda if they wanted to start a Punk band called Wrong Direction...
Catchy name if nothing else...

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Dyna Ryda said:

I'm in brah. Not real good at any instruments except the skin flute but I can lip sing and air guitar like a mother fucker. We would be the most handsomest band ever.

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tyler.durden said:

As you've probably heard, the very untalented Zayn Malik has left his very untalented boy band, One Direction yesterday. I know what you're thinking, who the fuck cares???

They do -

Seriously, I've had an easier time with the death of relatives than these people have at this 'news'. I kinda (but not really) get the super fan thing, and we've all been disappointed by awesome bands breaking up, but c'mon now. Shouldn't the level of talent and ability correlate to the level of sorrow felt at its loss? Here seems to be an inverse ratio, the shittier the band, the more tears shed. Dudes not even dead, just quitting a mediocre musical monstrosity. It is a strange phenomenon to watch others get so vicariously wrapped up in someone else's life and success that they could feel this level of pain. This has really brought out the sadistic side of me, I can't get enough of watching these tweeners bawl. I find it delightfully hilarious. Get a fucking life...

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mainliner said:

everyones a teenager Tyler until we come face to face with our maker <<<<< naivety blurs this fact by being teenagers

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Growan said:

Gonna go straight in there off topic, but I was considering asking @Pinworm, @Metasynth and @Dyna Ryda if they wanted to start a Punk band called Wrong Direction...
Catchy name if nothing else...

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Growan said:

I figured you could look good, and rev your hog to compliment my poor bass playing.

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tyler.durden said:

As you've probably heard, the very untalented Zayn Malik has left his very untalented boy band, One Direction yesterday. I know what you're thinking, who the fuck cares???

They do -

Seriously, I've had an easier time with the death of relatives than these people have at this 'news'. I kinda (but not really) get the super fan thing, and we've all been disappointed by awesome bands breaking up, but c'mon now. Shouldn't the level of talent and ability correlate to the level of sorrow felt at its loss? Here seems to be an inverse ratio, the shittier the band, the more tears shed. Dudes not even dead, just quitting a mediocre musical monstrosity. It is a strange phenomenon to watch others get so vicariously wrapped up in someone else's life and success that they could feel this level of pain. This has really brought out the sadistic side of me, I can't get enough of watching these tweeners bawl. I find it delightfully hilarious. Get a fucking life...

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Metasynth said:

I play a baddass set of spoons...

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