Your car can burn

lollol

i was watching an oldddddd movie today at my girlfreinds house [so old black and white]



about smokeing weed...makes young girls get raped....people lose there houses and all there money and become bums....it turns your skin nasty and you loose teeth [sorta like meth]

it was all really funny
 
I think the car one was meant to mean that all the money you spend on weed is a waste, such as burning your car.

My dad took out a $20 bill and then asked me for my lighter...he then burned the $20 to prove the point about my smoking...(Dumbass, I could have got some good green with that $20)....This was 20 years ago.
 
My dad took out a $20 bill and then asked me for my lighter...he then burned the $20 to prove the point about my smoking...(Dumbass, I could have got some good green with that $20)....This was 20 years ago.

Damn, your dad must have felt pretty strongly about it. I MIGHT burn a dollar bill to prove a point, depends on what point.

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look kids you can have fun without smoking pot lol im stoned this shit had crackin up

Dude, I actually went to the site and watched the Stoners In The Mist show. Some of it was pretty funny *faded* but most of it was some bullshit! Like they demonstrate that "stoners" can't drive a car....I could have driven through that course WHILE smoking a bowl.

When I was in high school they made a little anti-drug commercial that used all honor students to depict stoners. I found it very ironic, because I knew for a fact that one of the girls in the commercial was a meth head.

My great grandma actually had a pretty effective way to stop my cousins from smoking-- at her house anyway. She lived in "retirment community" in a very gay community in San Diego. Across the street from her place was a head shop that had a lot of sex toys and bondage displays. She bought a pipe that looked like a dick, and told everyone that if they could only smoke at her house if they smoked out of her pipe.
 
My dad took out a $20 bill and then asked me for my lighter...he then burned the $20 to prove the point about my smoking...(Dumbass, I could have got some good green with that $20)....This was 20 years ago.

When I was in highschool my mother found a 1/4 bag sticking out my shorts pocket when I was working on my car stereo. She took it. I came in the house and told her if she takes it awaay then I will just have to spend more of the money she gave me for lunches on another bag plus she would have to make a bigger supper cause i'd be hungry.
she decided to roll the whole bag into joints and would give me 1 a day after supper. She was cool like that!:mrgreen:
 
When I was in highschool my mother found a 1/4 bag sticking out my shorts pocket when I was working on my car stereo. She took it. I came in the house and told her if she takes it awaay then I will just have to spend more of the money she gave me for lunches on another bag plus she would have to make a bigger supper cause i'd be hungry.
she decided to roll the whole bag into joints and would give me 1 a day after supper. She was cool like that!:mrgreen:

lol, that IS cool! It reminds me of how they used to ration my grandma her cigarettes though...
 
rationing smokes is a pretty good idea too, if only I could do it to myself.:mrgreen: I think through out my teens my parents were very thought full as far as punishments and stuff. if she would have taken it it would not have made me quit maybe just hide it from her and do more just to rebel, which was something that very rarely happened with that kind of discipline.
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We did ROLL a car one time because of weed tho. the driver and I were both looking between the seats for a dropped roach when we veered into the ditch at 10 mph, just barely drove up an anchor wire for a power pole and it flipped us in slow-mo. we flipped it back it was all good, We were actually laughing as we crawled out of the car, weed is a good stress reliever.:joint:
 
rationing smokes is a pretty good idea too, if only I could do it to myself.:mrgreen: I think through out my teens my parents were very thought full as far as punishments and stuff. if she would have taken it it would not have made me quit maybe just hide it from her and do more just to rebel, which was something that very rarely happened with that kind of discipline.
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We did ROLL a car one time because of weed tho. the driver and I were both looking between the seats for a dropped roach when we veered into the ditch at 10 mph, just barely drove up an anchor wire for a power pole and it flipped us in slow-mo. we flipped it back it was all good, We were actually laughing as we crawled out of the car, weed is a good stress reliever.:joint:

lol, I ration my buds by getting UBER faded, and then hiding some in a small nug jugs in places I KNOW I'll find it later, like the pocket of a pair of jeans in my drawer, the pocket of a jacket I use often...places where I can forget about them for a while without risking totally losing them.

Or I just fill a nug jug and leave it with my mom. Then I go get it when I'm out.

The ONLY way I'd come out of a just rolled car is if I were stoned. Otherwise I'd probably be pretty shaken...
 
Those are some good ideas. I think I've tried a few but those nug jugs are either lost and gone forever or fresh in my memory, I can't just loose some nugs for a little while.lol. I think the best ration is to have a great supply so you get super faded and don't need more, wait! that's the opposite of ration opps.
I guess my mom would still be up for helping out her little man. she said she would let me stash pounds at her house if I decide to do a huge outdoor guerrilla grow this summer. What's a few 1/4's.:peace:
 
Those are some good ideas. I think I've tried a few but those nug jugs are either lost and gone forever or fresh in my memory, I can't just loose some nugs for a little while.lol. I think the best ration is to have a great supply so you get super faded and don't need more, wait! that's the opposite of ration opps.
I guess my mom would still be up for helping out her little man. she said she would let me stash pounds at her house if I decide to do a huge outdoor guerrilla grow this summer. What's a few 1/4's.:peace:

lol, or maybe someone ELSE was finding your nug jugs...when we were younger, my step dad used to hide his bud, and my brothers would get to it and skimp his bag.

But yeah, the hiding nug jugs only works if I'm really fucked up, because otherwise I remember and go get them before I really should.
 
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