Mr. Bongwater
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lol never dies does it
you know your a drunk when...
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GrowUrOwnDank
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When you ignore your girls cause your first love is in the cans n bottles. Yep. Day 4 of my vaca and I been contemplating making a beer run since like 3am. 
I've been a turible BF the last few days.
I've been a turible BF the last few days.
bizarrojohnson
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When youve been awake for more that an hour.
Mr. Bongwater
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when u stumble back and forth putting your shoes on
even if they were really ugly before you start drinking
CallinCarRamRod
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When you try to spackle, and it ends up on the floor before the wall
Kasuti
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When u wake up at four in the morning still drunk as hell, stumble around your bedroom in the dark, then stand over yur bed where yur girlfriend was sleeping until u started pissing all over her and the bed,get the dogshit slapped out of u then pass right back out in the same bed u just pissed all over
Mr. Bongwater
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what reason did u feel the need to piss on your gf lmfao wtf???
Mr. Bongwater
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when you wake up with dirty ripped clothes, scraped up elbows and bruises yet u don't remember falling down
UncleBuck
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Kasuti
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We had just moved all the furniture around and I thought I was in my bathroom,obviously I wasn't
Kasuti
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Hey man, you ready to call a truce?
UncleBuck
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yes.
you can leave forever and i will not keep mentioning what a white supremacist (and apparently, helpless drunk) loser you are.
Kasuti
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Ok, I tried to be nice,i thought democrats were more laid back than that.
ovo
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with a limey it goes down like water
UncleBuck
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i am sipping hamm's and taking bong hits of pineapple chunk while my dogs and cats rest beside me. so pretty laid back.
the problem is that you think it is appropriate to advocate for white supremacy anywhere in the public sphere, much less a goddamn pot forum.