You know you are a grower when...

When your vacuum sucks up more buds then most people smoke in a year

You know you are a grower when...your amazon account recommends you to butane and grow equipment

When you are frienda with dia

Pewpew

<3 you girl

Butterflies .....to nervous to even answer .....Umb

Hi Dia ....

((Running away))

You know you're a grower when you go over your friends house and comment that their breaker panel is really nice and accessible. And then follow it up by asking what's the ppm's coming out the tap.

you know youre a grower when you see a friends vegetable garden and tell them it needs cal/mag

When the cops break into to your house and steal your plants?

You know your a grower when someone mentions a stain and you say blue dream and they say what I was talking about my back...... alkward

When you slap your balls up on the counter instead of a fresh loaf of banana nut bread, you know you're grower.

When you've hit your head on grow lights hard enough to bleed.

When you've screamed, " who the fuck took my tape? My GOOD tape!?"

When you look at the bottom of your shoes and there are nugs smashed into the tread.

When you hate trimming.

When you hate watering.

When your electric bill is bigger than some people's mortgage

When you've carried in bags of soil late at night.

When you have 236 of those light hangy pulley things

Great. Abe's drunk again.

When your dick quadruples in size when you see boobies

Bublonichronic said:

When your dick quadruples in size when you see boobies

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Your towels are stained enough.. calm down

srh88 said:

Your towels are stained enough.. calm down

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Lmao!!!!

Bublonichronic said:

When your dick quadruples in size when you see boobies

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That brings you up to about 2" then?

Bob Zmuda said:

That brings you up to about 2" then?

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Haha maybe after snorting viagr a

That's really a banned word. Wow lol

When you have 26 milk crates full of gallon jugs of rain water and one of your gutters dumps into a series of three 55 gallon drums with sub. pumps.

When you can stare at plants for an hour non stop, just enjoying the scenery.

When you go into a pizza place with big 600° ovens and somebody says you smell a little 'skunky'.

When you're always thinking you could use a new electric line out of the breaker box.

When bud porn is as interesting as real porn.

When your HTGS bonus card has enough points to buy something big.

When your straight cousin who owns a garden store asks, 'what are you buying all the pots for, are you growing pot?'

srh88 said:

Haha maybe after snorting viagr a

That's really a banned word. Wow lol

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So is C ialis, go figger

When going outside a few hours after dark to kill slugs is just a normal part of your nightly routine.

When you have 4+ bottles of isopropyl alcohol strategically placed in and around your house

When you've got green lacewing eggs on auto-order

When you keep a Praying Mantis as a pet (and name it).
When you drop bud into the carpet and kind of scuff it in until you vacuum because you can't be bothered to pick it up.
When you have stock in Mason Jars and turkey bags.

srh88 said:

Haha maybe after snorting viagr a

That's really a banned word. Wow lol

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Yup, xanax was a banned word for a while too.

I think its because of all the scam indian pharmacies trying to give us erections