Yo Mama So...

yo mama so old, she helped moses write the ten commandments

yo mama so dumb, she traded her car for gas money

yo mama so fat, when she gets on a weight scale it says "one at a time".

anyone else got some.

yo mama so fat that when she jump for joy she got stuck lol

Yo momma so dumb, she should have gotten an abortion cause this shit is retarded.

ya mama pussy so stank they ate that shit on Fear Factor,
ya moma so fat she uses two gray hound busses for roler blades,
ya moma so poor i seen her kickin a can down the street, i said what you doing she replied "im movin"
ya mama so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home,
ya mama house so small her welcome mat just says "WEL"

Yo mama so fat when walks backwards she has to go "Beep. Beep. Beep."

Your momma is so fat

When she went to school, she sat next to everybody.

You momma so fat she wore high heels and struck oil

You momma so fat she needs planning permission so sunbath

I can't believe this is my first post post...

But...

Your momma is so funky, she only has 2 teeth... and they in her pocket!
Your momma is so scruffy her beard goes all the way down to her balls!

your mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish

Phaze said:

Your momma is so scruffy her beard goes all the way down to her balls!

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That one is grade A!

your mommas so fat she sweats marinara sauce!your mommas so fat she carries a hip flask full of gravy!

here some of my favs:

your mom so fat she fills up the bathtub then turns on the water
your mom is so fat her picture fell off of the wall
your moms house is so dirty you wipe your feet to go outside

this one is quite bad , your maMA so old she has a kickstart vibe, your mama so old she was in jesuses year book, yo mama so old she was here when god said let there be llight

Your momma is SO fat, she got herself a job in the back of denny's sweating butter and syrup, while she wipes pancakes accross her forehead.
Your mom is SO hairy, Shes got afro's on her nipples.
Your mom is SO fat, when I had sex with her I had to roll her in flour and look for a wet spot first.
Your mom is SO ugly, when she cries, the tears run to the back of her head.
Your mom is SO stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
I'll leave some more when I think of them. lol

your momas teth are so yellow the oastor said let there be light and your mom opened her mouth i think thats how it goes dont remeber im blazed

yo mama so fat she shows up on radar

yo mama so nasty she has to sneak up on bath water

Yo mama is so ugly she went to a freak show and got an employee discount.

your mama so ugly she looks like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle!