Have a hour long wank,
walk and have a wank,
Have a wank and walk,
walk to the park sit down and have a wank,
walk to the beach and have a wank,
Have a wank at the 7-11,
Have a wank in your closet,
Have a wank in the cellar,
Have a wank in the attic,
Do a moonwalk AND have a wank, (this takes some skillzzzz)
put your legs behind your head and have a wank,
Have a wank in the bath,
Do jump rope WHILE wanking,
Have a wank on the toilate then cum in the toaster?
Try replacing a bottle of PVA glue with your own jizzum,
