Wtf Neighbors Dog

MasterK · Oct 15, 2008

yo guys its the seccond time now that im smoke sum shit with the widows open and my neighbors dog fuckin like screeches and bark like its going fucking nuts. it scares the shit out of me because im baked as a motherfucker and i gett paranoid of my neighbors knocking on my door with the police all pissed off. I don't know if dogs smell this shit but if they do man that fucking dog gets pissed. Ill close my widows but can dogs smell that shit? :wall:

Sunnysideup · Oct 15, 2008

I don't think he is barking because of the smell. He is barking because he hears you opening the window. Ignore him, let him bark, he'll get used to hearing the window and stop barking eventually

burlingo · Oct 15, 2008

my dog always looks at me like she's ashamed of me, i imagine her saying

"just put it out"

animals are weird. but fun

KushKing949 · Oct 15, 2008

my neighborshave 2 black labs that just bark 24/7 so last night i was drinkin some 40's of mickies and i had to piss so i was peein by the fence sho nuff heres comes the 2 dogs and i aimed thru the crack in the fence and was able to get my stream to hit them haha it was funny as fuck they stoped barkin at me atleast. :lol:

data · Oct 15, 2008

maybe the dog wants to get high too.

SmokinBong83 · Oct 15, 2008

<I don't know if dogs smell this shit >

Dogs have a keen sense of smell. I have had dogs that will leave the room and some that would come sit right next to me. I just took my son to a school campfire reading and they brought the drug dog out for demonstrations. He can smell 5 different types of drugs, including pot, coke, and hydrocodones.

Jennifer

burlingo · Oct 15, 2008

SmokinBong83 said:
<I don't know if dogs smell this shit >

Dogs have a keen sense of smell. I have had dogs that will leave the room and some that would come sit right next to me. I just took my son to a school campfire reading and they brought the drug dog out for demonstrations. He can smell 5 different types of drugs, including pot, coke, and hydrocodones.

Jennifer

haha, if that was me i would've probably said

"oh is that the time, must dash"

before anything kicked off

makinthemagic · Oct 15, 2008

the dog prolly smelled the herb and wanted some too. that teaches you not to share with doggie!!

MasterK · Oct 16, 2008

lol sum funny shit

BreatheSmoke · Oct 16, 2008

There is a device you can buy for 50 USD that supposedly makes dogs stop barking..

A Sonic or Ultrasonic Corrector for Barking Dogs
Stop Barking Dogs In House or Yards with Bark Stop. Bark Stop helps prevent barking from your dog or your neighbor's dog (if line-of-sight is possible). An ultrasonic training device, BarkStop improves upon the Lentek Barkfree, which is no longer made.
Bark Stop does NOT inflict pain or harm on a noisy dog. Instead Bark Stop sits on a table or the counter or mounts outdoors. The BarkStop has twin dual piezo-ceramic transducers. Its specially designed speaker picks up a dog's bark and then sends out a corrective tone to keep Fido from waking you up or the neighbors.
Persistent barking and bad behavior in dogs is often difficult to cure.
Bark Stop is a humane and effective way to help teach your dog to curb barking behavioral problems.

http://www.barkingdogs.net/soundbarkstop.shtml

Seamaiden · Oct 16, 2008

burlingo said:
my dog always looks at me like she's ashamed of me, i imagine her saying

"just put it out"

animals are weird. but fun

Dude! I know what you mean. Missy Dawg gives me a look, it's like she's saying, "What the fuck do you humans think when you're doing all that weird shit to yourselves?" I never could have sex in front of that dog, either. :lol:

ElBarto · Oct 16, 2008

MasterK said:
yo guys its the seccond time now that im smoke sum shit with the widows open and my neighbors dog fuckin like screeches and bark like its going fucking nuts. it scares the shit out of me because im baked as a motherfucker and i gett paranoid of my neighbors knocking on my door with the police all pissed off. I don't know if dogs smell this shit but if they do man that fucking dog gets pissed. Ill close my widows but can dogs smell that shit?

yes, dogs can smell that shit.

maybe you got a drug sniffing dog living next door. maybe retired, maybe not. do you know what your neighbour does for a living?

i would watch my step if i were you son

SmokinBong83 · Oct 16, 2008

burlingo said:
haha, if that was me i would've probably said

"oh is that the time, must dash"

before anything kicked off

Now we thought about leaving. I brought a j so I could go off property to smoke (this is a VERY small town). Two people that we met with up there had their smoke on them. haha, I told them as soon as I had seen that cop car I wasn't about to take it with me. I locked it in my car and parked a bit down the road.

Hell, I almost didn't take my cigs with me as you can't smoke on school property....even if you're in your own car.

Jennifer

burlingo · Oct 16, 2008

Seamaiden said:
Dude! I know what you mean. Missy Dawg gives me a look, it's like she's saying, "What the fuck do you humans think when you're doing all that weird shit to yourselves?" I never could have sex in front of that dog, either.

haha, that's why i'm glad they can't talk.

imagine that..... it would put me right off

Seamaiden · Oct 16, 2008

My boyfriend thought I was nuts because we'd be goin' at it, and then I'd catch her sitting there, just LOOKING at me, just a little glance over and BAM! Frozen right up. Watching me, with those "ears" (they're really wings), and a face like Kilroy. I had to put her out of the room before I could continue. :lol:

KiloBit · Oct 16, 2008

Seamaiden said:
Dude! I know what you mean. Missy Dawg gives me a look, it's like she's saying, "What the fuck do you humans think when you're doing all that weird shit to yourselves?" I never could have sex in front of that dog, either.

Way right on the sex stuff. We had a cat, always knew when me and the missus were getting it on. Feck. She would jump on the dresser (which of course was far away and had a mirror behind it, I swear this fecking cat knew what she was doing lol) Sorry, anyhow, she would just sit there and stare at us You know that cat stance stare shit? And yo to top it all off, she knew how to open the fecking door. I had to put a slide lock on. LOL

Dogs can smell shit miles away. If the dog barks and screeches only when you open the window and smoke, I'd say it irrtates her for some reason.

MasterK · Oct 16, 2008

fuck i just trying to chill and the widow was already open but when i tryed smokin man that fucking dog screeches like goes nutts and i heard my neighbor come outside and try to calm the dog down it was so sketchy especialy because i was baked beware :shock:

B3ANFLICKER · Oct 16, 2008

MasterK said:
yo guys its the seccond time now that im smoke sum shit with the widows open and my neighbors dog fuckin like screeches and bark like its going fucking nuts. it scares the shit out of me because im baked as a motherfucker and i gett paranoid of my neighbors knocking on my door with the police all pissed off. I don't know if dogs smell this shit but if they do man that fucking dog gets pissed. Ill close my widows but can dogs smell that shit?

r the dogs on the same level as you?cos if they are then they mite b barkin at the smell,iv got three dogs,neither of them like it but one of them barks n jumps about like crazy.......

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